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HemlockGrey wrote:Wasn't she the one that ripped up the picture of the Pope onstage? Or was that someone else?
Interesting mix up... Shenade O'Connor and Tiffany? :lol:
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thecreech wrote:Interesting mix up... Shenade O'Connor and Tiffany? :lol:
You mean a gal with a bright red mohawk? :)
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I knew she wasn't a virgin. A) It was completely obvious, and B) She sleeps with some guy in that movie she made.

Not that I saw the movie... I just happen to know someone who actually owns (gag) the DVD.
LIAR... you saw the movie. Just admit it. You saw it :P
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What's with that outfit she's wearing in the picture? She looks like a Nazi dominatrix.
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Durran Korr wrote:What's with that outfit she's wearing in the picture? She looks like a Nazi dominatrix.
I think she is trying to break away from her pop queen image. She says that she wants to be seen more as a grown up?? i don't know how the outfit helps her look more grown up... more like some one who wants it in the ass. :twisted:
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Durran Korr wrote:What's with that outfit she's wearing in the picture? She looks like a Nazi dominatrix.
I think she is trying to break away from her pop queen image. She says that she wants to be seen more as a grown up?? i don't know how the outfit helps her look more grown up... more like some one who wants it in the ass. :twisted:
I'm sure Lord Wong could provide that pleasure... :twisted: :twisted:

And then the rest of us troops... :P
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EmperorMing wrote:I'm sure Lord Wong could provide that pleasure... :twisted: :twisted:

And then the rest of us troops... :P
Hey hey... i started this thread i would get first dibbs. I hate sloppy seconds
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EmperorMing wrote:I'm sure Lord Wong could provide that pleasure... :twisted: :twisted:

And then the rest of us troops... :P
Hey hey... i started this thread i would get first dibbs. I hate sloppy seconds
ANYONE on Britney would have VERY, VERY Sloppy SEVENTEENTHS!
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Vorlon1701 wrote:ANYONE on Britney would have VERY, VERY Sloppy SEVENTEENTHS!
Well i mean first in the line of us. But yeah she is the village bicycle of the music world
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Tifany who?
You know... back in the 80's, that little redheaded pop singer. Well she has no last name so if you don't know her there is nothing i do about it. But she was a pop star like britney and the others and she posed in playboy to get rid of the bubble gum image
And god damnit, she wasn't even a real redhead. Never has been. Just a wannabe with money to blow on dye...
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Boy as if anyone actually BELIEVED her, I hate her just because she sounds like shit, on top of that she's a lying bimbo. Just compounding what was already there.
She always seemed like a more "oral-anal" type of girl.
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Yeah.

I intensely dislike her.

For one thing, she does have a kickin' little body, but her face isn't NEAR as cute as some make it out to be. She's kinda crab-eyed.

For another, and a pet peeve of mine, she's a chain-smoker, and she LIES about it. (I've seen pictures showing her smoking all over the internet.)Pretty girls who smoke their asses off tear me up. I see them all the time, and it always surprises and deflates me a little. Then again, I *do* live in tobacco country *sigh*.

Then there's this "I'm a virgin" crap. Puh-lease; talk to der hand, ubervixenwannabe.

If she was talented, this might not matter.

But she's really not. So it does to me. Fuck her. Literally AND figuratively.
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Crayz9000 wrote:And god damnit, she wasn't even a real redhead. Never has been. Just a wannabe with money to blow on dye...
She wasn't a real red head. WOW i didn't know that. Well she did a pretty good job then
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Well, she has been that way for years, so I could be wrong. She doesn't quite look like a real redhead, though.

Edit: Here are my reasons for believing that she's not natural:

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In the first image, the hair color seems to be too dark. In the second, it comes across as having an unnatural tint to it, although that may just be the lighting.

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This is real telling; the hair color is not anywhere near consistent.

And finally, the nail in the coffin:
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If you are a natural redhead, you do not want to dye your hair any other shade of red...
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seanrobertson wrote:For another, and a pet peeve of mine, she's a chain-smoker, and she LIES about it. (I've seen pictures showing her smoking all over the internet.)Pretty girls who smoke their asses off tear me up. I see them all the time, and it always surprises and deflates me a little. Then again, I *do* live in tobacco country *sigh*.
And you believe internet photos? :roll: No offense but I'd sooner trust Weekly World News.

Still, she might. Wouldn't suprised me if she did.
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How the fuck did I confused her with Shenade O'Connor?
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HemlockGrey wrote:How the fuck did I confused her with Shenade O'Connor?
Seeing as how you can't even spell her name, I'd say easily.
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What? Is it Sinead? I thought it was Sinead, but the other guy said it was Shenade.
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HemlockGrey wrote:How the fuck did I confused her with Shenade O'Connor?
I was wondering the same thing?
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HemlockGrey wrote:What? Is it Sinead? I thought it was Sinead, but the other guy said it was Shenade.
Sinead. Not sure why I know that, but it is.
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seanrobertson wrote:For another, and a pet peeve of mine, she's a chain-smoker, and she LIES about it. (I've seen pictures showing her smoking all over the internet.)Pretty girls who smoke their asses off tear me up. I see them all the time, and it always surprises and deflates me a little. Then again, I *do* live in tobacco country *sigh*.
And you believe internet photos? :roll: No offense but I'd sooner trust Weekly World News.
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thecreech wrote:Lying slut

Yeah like we all thought she was a virgin. :roll:
Uhhuh, they report this like it wasn't obvious to everyone who wasn't, perhaps, dead or profoundly retarded.
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Was she ever a virgin,it makes me think of CD you know the one who married the old geyser,everone here knows he banged her at 14.
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It was a dumb thing to say. No one believed her. It must of been her record company that forced her to say it to protect her image. Still no one believed it
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thecreech wrote:It was a dumb thing to say. No one believed her. It must of been her record company that forced her to say it to protect her image. Still no one believed it
Well, if that article is to be believed, she was at one point. I'll take it with a few grains of salt (and maybe a margarita) but it's possible. Once it got started she couldn't very well say "Oops, i did him again" now could she?
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