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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:As for Vertigo, where did you go to High School where you had sex on the same day you walked into a locker room naked? Lucky bastard.
That's entirely possible. Just walk into someone else who's similarly naked (which direction depends on the gender/mood involved). :D
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Remember my opening post? Way back on page 1?

Well, I just beat it, earlier today.

Swimming lesson. We (my class, all 12 of us) had to tread water for 5 minutes. 4 minutes into the excercise, a girl 1 metre away from me has an orgasm. I shit you not.

She starts breathing heavily. I don't notice (we have been treading water for 4 minutes). Then she moans. And again. And again. Her face contorts with pleasure, and her shoulders slump.

Then the instructor calls us back to the side of the pool. Her back was to him, so the only person who had seen her orgasm was me. Everyone starts swimming towards to side, except for her, she obviously didn't hear the instructor. So, swimming by, I tap her leg. She sees that everyone is going to the side, and follows suit.

Let me summarize. I touched an attractive, shapely and almost nude girl my age, seconds after she had an orgasm.

Woah. 8)
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YT300000 wrote:Remember my opening post? Way back on page 1?

Well, I just beat it, earlier today.

Swimming lesson. We (my class, all 12 of us) had to tread water for 5 minutes. 4 minutes into the excercise, a girl 1 metre away from me has an orgasm. I shit you not.

She starts breathing heavily. I don't notice (we have been treading water for 4 minutes). Then she moans. And again. And again. Her face contorts with pleasure, and her shoulders slump.

Then the instructor calls us back to the side of the pool. Her back was to him, so the only person who had seen her orgasm was me. Everyone starts swimming towards to side, except for her, she obviously didn't hear the instructor. So, swimming by, I tap her leg. She sees that everyone is going to the side, and follows suit.

Let me summarize. I touched an attractive, shapely and almost nude girl my age, seconds after she had an orgasm.

Woah. 8)
How do you get an orgasm treading water...? :shock:
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YT300000 wrote:Remember my opening post? Way back on page 1?

Well, I just beat it, earlier today.

Swimming lesson. We (my class, all 12 of us) had to tread water for 5 minutes. 4 minutes into the excercise, a girl 1 metre away from me has an orgasm. I shit you not.

She starts breathing heavily. I don't notice (we have been treading water for 4 minutes). Then she moans. And again. And again. Her face contorts with pleasure, and her shoulders slump.

Then the instructor calls us back to the side of the pool. Her back was to him, so the only person who had seen her orgasm was me. Everyone starts swimming towards to side, except for her, she obviously didn't hear the instructor. So, swimming by, I tap her leg. She sees that everyone is going to the side, and follows suit.

Let me summarize. I touched an attractive, shapely and almost nude girl my age, seconds after she had an orgasm.

Woah. 8)
Sounds like she was right in front of a water jet.

I love those :cool:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:As for Vertigo, where did you go to High School where you had sex on the same day you walked into a locker room naked? Lucky bastard.
Dude, we didn't have sex. We were ABOUT to give eachother oral when the cop rolled up.

btw, I was attending Brighton High at the time. (went to a different school my freshman year. I would've continued going there if the fucking morons in the government hadn't fucked with the lines......)
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RogueIce wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Remember my opening post? Way back on page 1?

Well, I just beat it, earlier today.

Swimming lesson. We (my class, all 12 of us) had to tread water for 5 minutes. 4 minutes into the excercise, a girl 1 metre away from me has an orgasm. I shit you not.

She starts breathing heavily. I don't notice (we have been treading water for 4 minutes). Then she moans. And again. And again. Her face contorts with pleasure, and her shoulders slump.

Then the instructor calls us back to the side of the pool. Her back was to him, so the only person who had seen her orgasm was me. Everyone starts swimming towards to side, except for her, she obviously didn't hear the instructor. So, swimming by, I tap her leg. She sees that everyone is going to the side, and follows suit.

Let me summarize. I touched an attractive, shapely and almost nude girl my age, seconds after she had an orgasm.

Woah. 8)
How do you get an orgasm treading water...? :shock:
Like Dalton said, water jet.
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YT300000 wrote:Let me summarize. I touched an attractive, shapely and almost nude girl my age, seconds after she had an orgasm.

Woah. 8)
You lucky potato....
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Let me summarize. I touched an attractive, shapely and almost nude girl my age, seconds after she had an orgasm.

Woah. 8)
You lucky potato....
Oh, and she also smiled at me, because the instructor would have yelled his ass off at her for not paying attention.
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Last night I snuggled in bed with my GF and her sister, but not in the sexual way. We just snuggled and touched each other, but nothing happened other than some giggling. That's as close as I've ever gotten to having a 3-some with sisters.
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Being of the lucky 44% (at my age, 38, I would hope I was there already), I will tell about my closest attempt with a girl (I am a gay male).

It was my sixteenth birthday (November 1980). I was living in New Hampshire at the time and my best friend in high school, Connie, decided to try to give me a birthday present, that being the elimination of my virginity (not to mention her virginity as well).

Problem? I couldn't get it up, no matter how hard I tried. See, I had a crush at the time on one of my next door neighbors, a guy about 15 years older than I was. Besides, the only place Connie and I had to do it was a small island on the south end of the lake I grew up on. I New Hampshire, it is COLD in early November. Try doing it outside when the temperature is only 30, and you aren't interested in sticking it into the hole offered in the first place. LOL
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Re: Holy Shit

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RogueIce wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Remember my opening post? Way back on page 1?

Well, I just beat it, earlier today.

Swimming lesson. We (my class, all 12 of us) had to tread water for 5 minutes. 4 minutes into the excercise, a girl 1 metre away from me has an orgasm. I shit you not.

She starts breathing heavily. I don't notice (we have been treading water for 4 minutes). Then she moans. And again. And again. Her face contorts with pleasure, and her shoulders slump.

Then the instructor calls us back to the side of the pool. Her back was to him, so the only person who had seen her orgasm was me. Everyone starts swimming towards to side, except for her, she obviously didn't hear the instructor. So, swimming by, I tap her leg. She sees that everyone is going to the side, and follows suit.

Let me summarize. I touched an attractive, shapely and almost nude girl my age, seconds after she had an orgasm.

Woah. 8)
How do you get an orgasm treading water...? :shock:
In treading water, you generally have to move your legs. Enough movement like that can cause clitoral stimulation (so my sisters tell me). Hell, why do you think Suzanne Somers smiles while using her Thigh Master? I am sure it isn't from the workout.
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YT300000 wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Let me summarize. I touched an attractive, shapely and almost nude girl my age, seconds after she had an orgasm.

Woah. 8)
You lucky potato....
Oh, and she also smiled at me, because the instructor would have yelled his ass off at her for not paying attention.
Now I envy you even more! :(
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