Wet Dreams

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-05 01:15am

I've never had one... but I whack off sometimes 8 times a day (emphasis on SOMETIMES, I do have a life...).

Oh, and I must quote this out of context:

thecreech wrote:Stop masturbating. It can happen to you

That is almost sig-worthy if you're not sure what he's talking about

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-07-05 08:45pm

Well, the last one I had was about a week ago, thinking of some guy that was made of water. o O How this happened, I dunno, but yeah.. much fun..

~ver

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-07-05 10:46pm

Nope never had but could've once but I woke up before I could.....~Jason

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-07-07 01:22am

Closest I ever had to a wet dream was me going down on some girl.

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-07 03:16am

I have been reading the thread (and getting a major erection in the process). Just the thought of guys jacking off can do that to me. I love seeing straight men admit that they do jack off.

As for me, I have had wet dreams. Last one was about fifteen years ago (I was 23 at the time), and the funny part is, the guy I was seeing at the time was staying over that night, and he had one also. It was too funny. The dreams were different, but we both woke up sticky.

I think it is normal to have them and then not to have them as well.

Grand Admiral Ancaris · Post by **Grand Admiral Ancaris** » 2003-07-07 05:32am

I've had a few. I find them very irritating having to clean them up. Since the last one I've tried to whack off at least once every two weeks or so to keep them from happening.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-07 05:39am

I've never had one and probly never will. They sound more annoying than anything else, tho, so no big loss

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-07-07 05:43am

I never had a wet dream.

Possibly because of the girls and masturbation...

Never left enough to save it for my dreams.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-07 06:41am

Boba Fett wrote:I never had a wet dream.

Possibly because of the girls and masturbation...

Never left enough to save it for my dreams.

Hmm sounds exactly like me. I swear I get mantrains here so often CaptainChewtoy and Stork Fucker are jealous!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-07 07:33am

Well, once I had a dream of me and my old girlfriend in bed, but it seemed to be post-coital.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-07 11:39am

Uraniun235 wrote:Closest I ever had to a wet dream was me going down on some girl.

In a dream or in real life?

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-07-07 01:15pm

Never had one. I'm always awake when I cum.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-07-07 02:09pm

I never have these even if I've not played around for a few days. I usually wake up horny as hell, but I think that's just the burst of hormones required to make me wake up each morning.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-07 02:37pm

Never have and I hope I never do, it'd be nasty. (we need an ill smilie)

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-07-07 03:27pm

I had them when I was 12, but then I discovered the wonders of masturbation (and lateron sex).

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-07 03:29pm

Sobbastchianno wrote:I have been reading the thread (and getting a major erection in the process)

(shakes head)

lux · Post by **lux** » 2003-07-07 04:24pm

I have them rather often... What sucks is when I am somewhere away from home and it happens, then I have to sneak into the bathroom and try to clean myself up.

I like the dreams though.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-07 04:30pm

It's because you touch yourselves at night (while you're sleeping).

Or so my BF's universal answer goes, and I confess that I'm rather surprised no one's said that yet. And no I don't have them.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-07 04:36pm

jmac wrote:It's because you touch yourselves at night (while you're sleeping).
Or so my BF's universal answer goes, and I confess that I'm rather surprised no one's said that yet. And no I don't have them.

I didn't think that women got them. I wonder if any have...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-07-08 05:27pm

Well, there is female ejaculation. Of course, I don't know how to pull that off whil asleep, but then again I'm not a woman.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-08 10:54pm

thecreech wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:I have been reading the thread (and getting a major erection in the process)
(shakes head)

Hehehehe... *BOING!!!*

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-09 12:15am

Women can have orgasms while sleeping, so I've heard.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-09 12:29am

does haing a nightare about drownding in the sea ound as a wet dream?

Hehehehehe

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-09 12:40am

Darth Yoshi wrote:I masturbate enough that wet dreams are a practical impossibility. Seriously, I've never had one.

quite so.

I figured, I may as well enjoy it while awake, instead of missing it all.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-07-09 01:12am

Well, since I started jerking when I was 13, no. I had never even heard of one until I was 16, and (note, not my proudest moment) I first heard of it from an episode of Moesha.

*goes to blow his brains out*