stupid people + sharks + tourists = one big clusterfuck

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-09 01:33am

weemadando wrote:Another great story from Australia was the time that one of the whale shark tours spotted a whale shark and so started depositing the tourists in the water with their snorkels etc... A few minutes later the boat has started screaming about grabbing people out of the water (rather roughly). People were demanding to know what was going on, so the operators revealed that they had made a slight mistake - mistake as in mistaking a FUCKING HUUUUGE tiger shark for a whale shark. Ooops.

Movie time!!

Who's selling popcorn?

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-09 07:37am

Something's fishy going on with the tourists.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-09 07:53am

[rant] fucking useless $20 beach pass. they should just send in somebody with a spear gun already. i wanna go swimming goddammit. Nathan's a redneck, he must have a spear gun in his weapon collection...

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-07-09 09:15am

Exactly what you want to do with a speargun against several blue sharks?

OK you hit one and the others will go berserk and eat it alive. That will just make them more agressive...

The beach should be closed till the "blue"s get bored because of the lack of activity in the water.

Or they can be hunt down...but these are beautiful masterpieces of nature, so they shouldn't be harmed.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-09 09:27am

Beautiful masterpieces of nature,you should have your eyes checked BF.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-07-09 09:40am

Montcalm wrote: Beautiful masterpieces of nature,you should have your eyes checked BF.

Say what you will.

The shape of a shark, the way it moves, those empty, black eyes...come on, they're deadly but beautiful.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-09 10:03am

Boba Fett wrote:
Montcalm wrote: Beautiful masterpieces of nature,you should have your eyes checked BF.

Say what you will.

The shape of a shark, the way it moves, those empty, black eyes...come on, they're deadly but beautiful.

Yeah just like most teenagers empty look in their eyes.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-09 10:34pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:It wouldn't have made a difference. At the most the great whites would be curious, but wouldn't outright attack them. At the VERY most, one would've taken a test bite to see what it was, and then let it go. (that what 90% of what 'shark attacks' are)
That is ture but after the GW took a sample snack out of one of thouse fools, the said fool would more then likely start screaming and trashing about and that would just be like ringing the dinner bell of an all you can eat dinner in front of a horde of starving people.
Fun for everyone

Actually, that fool would more than likely be missing whatever the shark bit. Thousands of pounds per square inch is more than enough to crush bone....

Hell, fucking crocs have thousands of pounds per square inch when they chomp down.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-10 12:27am

[quote="Vertigo1
Actually, that fool would more than likely be missing whatever the shark bit. Thousands of pounds per square inch is more than enough to crush bone....

Hell, fucking crocs have thousands of pounds per square inch when they chomp down.[/quote]

Good point but still the dumb ass would still be trashing around like a gimp on crack.

I like your avatar it's kind of cool