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The Hulk is hung

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http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,2-2 ... 56,00.html
SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.
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LOL!!

I would hat e to know what the scale dimensions are... :shock:
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I would hat e to know what the scale dimensions are...
According to the article, it's 2 inches long, and the figure is 12 inches tall. Therefor, it's 1/6 the size of his body.

That would be like a 6' man having a foot-long dick.

Since the movie Hulk appears to be in excess of 10 ft tall, that would mean...

*sobs jealously*
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HemlockGrey wrote:
I would hat e to know what the scale dimensions are...
According to the article, it's 2 inches long, and the figure is 12 inches tall. Therefor, it's 1/6 the size of his body.

That would be like a 6' man having a foot-long dick.

Since the movie Hulk appears to be in excess of 10 ft tall, that would mean...

*sobs jealously*
Certain other members of this board would be sobbing too if it was real... :twisted: :twisted:
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makes sense: it's a carnival prize...
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:makes sense: it's a carnival prize...
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EmperorMing wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:
I would hat e to know what the scale dimensions are...
According to the article, it's 2 inches long, and the figure is 12 inches tall. Therefor, it's 1/6 the size of his body.

That would be like a 6' man having a foot-long dick.

Since the movie Hulk appears to be in excess of 10 ft tall, that would mean...

*sobs jealously*
Certain other members of this board would be sobbing too if it was real... :twisted: :twisted:
And some of the members of this board would either be hospitalized or die trying to "tame" the hulk bulk. A tisket, A tasket, The Hulk has a HUGE Green Basket.
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