Being an Asshole

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-09 12:06am

Have you ever had the sudden need to be an asshole to people some times?

If so how often do you give into the urge?

For me I like to be an asshole to people when I think it'll be funny for me and for them.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-07-09 12:07am

LT.Hit-Man wrote:Have you ever had the sudden need to be an asshole to people some times?

Sure. That's part of why Kate agreed to marry me.

If so how often do you give into the urge?

In a world in which people suck as much as they do? All the time.

For me I like to be an asshole to people when I think it'll be funny for me and for them.

Shut up.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-09 12:10am

Master of Ossus wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:Have you ever had the sudden need to be an asshole to people some times?
Sure. That's part of why Kate agreed to marry me.

If so how often do you give into the urge?
In a world in which people suck as much as they do? All the time.

For me I like to be an asshole to people when I think it'll be funny for me and for them.
Shut up.

That's cool.
BTW
Knock Knock

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-09 12:11am

I don't intentionally try to be an asshole to others. Sometimes it just happens by accident.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-07-09 12:12am

I'm never an asshole, you fucking bunch of dickheads!

Actually, I only have given in to the dark side when sick, depressed, or drunk. And it takes some EXTREME stupidity to make me an asshole when drunk.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-09 12:13am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I don't intentionally try to be an asshole to others. Sometimes it just happens by accident.

Why the hell not?
I mean there's just some people that deserve it.
" Give into the asshole side, you know you want to. "

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-09 12:20am

I have always wanted to try that. Too much of a pussy, though.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-09 12:21am

I pride myself on being an asshole.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-09 12:22am

I would except...I'm 5'1" and weigh 85 pounds. It's a good idea to not be an asshole to people much bigger and stronger than you are. Unless you happen to carry a pocket-knife. Which I don't. Yet...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-07-09 12:49am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I would except...I'm 5'1" and weigh 85 pounds. It's a good idea to not be an asshole to people much bigger and stronger than you are. Unless you happen to carry a pocket-knife. Which I don't. Yet...

Ha ha! Shrimp!
...
Sorry, couldn't resist.

Anyway, I generally try not to be an asshole unless I get extremely pissed. Something on the level of not quite Hulk pissed, but definitely more than is generally healthy.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-09 01:19am

I used to be such a nice guy.

then I visited fundy sites habitually, and have become as sarcastic as wong.

its hard to be polite when they wont even read the damn book.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-09 01:36am

I actually have a hard time being an A-hole. I really have to turn the switch on.

Of course being 6'5 and haveing a permanent scowl on my face does help...

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-09 01:39am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I would except...I'm 5'1" and weigh 85 pounds. It's a good idea to not be an asshole to people much bigger and stronger than you are. Unless you happen to carry a pocket-knife. Which I don't. Yet...

Bhaa go for the knees

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-07-09 02:06am

hmmm....looks like a topic for Cal. oh well. im not intentionally an asshole most of the time. i have such a dry sarcastic humor that i just come off that way. the rest of the time, i do it on purpose.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-09 02:11am

Stampede wrote:hmmm....looks like a topic for Cal. oh well. im not intentionally an asshole most of the time. i have such a dry sarcastic humor that i just come off that way. the rest of the time, i do it on purpose.

That's the best way to be most of the time

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-07-09 02:51am

I was always cynical. And most of the time a sadist. I went through that talking back except I got counters for my parents arguments now they rant once I rebuttle. And if rulypisses me off I wait instead of fighting on their terms then I overwhelmingly attack them in some verbal or another matter and they are shocked and pissed.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-09 07:40am

I only act like an asshole to assholes, but when I do, I'm merciless.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-07-09 09:03am

They Call Me Mrs. Bitch, thankyouverymuch.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-07-09 09:31am

LT.Hit-Man wrote:Have you ever had the sudden need to be an asshole to people some times?

Yes, about every five minutes.

LT.Hit-Man wrote:If so how often do you give into the urge?

Roughly every other time, fortunately I often get distracted by the next fiendish scheme I'm working on.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-09 09:41am

You handle dumb people for years...you tend to be rather the asshole.

I just balance it enough so I don't bite random people's heads off.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-07-09 10:14am

LT.Hit-Man wrote:Have you ever had the sudden need to be an asshole to people some times?

If so how often do you give into the urge?

For me I like to be an asshole to people when I think it'll be funny for me and for them.

All the time. My best friends hang around me for that reason; they like seeing a good show of me being an asshole. One of them told me recently that she had a crush on me in our senior year of high school but was too embarrassed about it to make any kind of efforts. All her friends just said, "But he's such an asshole!"

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-09 10:29am

I'm an asshole just enough so that I don't snap and go on a killing spree. When people piss me off and I'll have some fun at their expense for stress relief.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-09 10:35am

Reads over all the replys to this post.
Well it looks like I'm in good company.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-07-09 11:32am

Master of Ossus wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:Have you ever had the sudden need to be an asshole to people some times?
Sure. That's part of why Kate agreed to marry me.

Is there something attractive about it? My girlfriend tells me its attractive to meet someone who doesn't hide their opinions and doesn't take other's shit.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-07-09 11:38am

I have to force myself to be an asshole, and even then I have a tough time at it.

I'm too nice.

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