Well, shit. I'm unemploy(ed/able)...
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Well, shit. I'm unemploy(ed/able)...
I've officially just passed University. With a credit - tending towards distinction - average. I am now the proud holder of a Bachelor of Arts from the University of Tasmania majoring in Political Science, Ancient Civilisations and History.
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I hear Tasmania has a very good market for hunter-gatherers.What're you looking to pursue?
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Re: Well, shit. I'm unemploy(ed/able)...
Well hey, another history BA from the class of 2003.weemadando wrote:I've officially just passed University. With a credit - tending towards distinction - average. I am now the proud holder of a Bachelor of Arts from the University of Tasmania majoring in Political Science, Ancient Civilisations and History.
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Hey this isn't what I ordered!
Remember that, I expect you'll be hearing it often at your next job.
Remember that, I expect you'll be hearing it often at your next job.
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He was being overly blunt, but very regretably, accurate. There are some majors that you cannot get a job with unless you've got a masters and even then there isn't alot of calling for it. Best find a college or university that is looking for someone in that field and go into teaching.Montcalm wrote:Ouch thats mean SS,i guess you heard it often too.
Then he could be Dr. Ando, Professor of Pol-Sci, Ancient Civs, and History.
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My sister got a B.A. (psycology), discovering too late that it was useless. She is now finishing her nursing program and working in the ER of the Royal Victoria hospital. If she had figured this out a while ago, she could have knocked off two years off her schooling.
Moral: unless you are a real "go-getter", if you want a carreer you'll probably have to get more specific education in an applied skills field.
Moral: unless you are a real "go-getter", if you want a carreer you'll probably have to get more specific education in an applied skills field.
Or a BSc.Zoink wrote:Moral: unless you are a real "go-getter", if you want a carreer you'll probably have to get more specific education in an applied skills field.
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innerbrat wrote:Or a BSc.
*mocks the arts students*
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Hey this isn't what I ordered!
Remember that, I expect you'll be hearing it often at your next job.
actually the 8 words that a liberal arts or history major must know are : "do you want to make that a combo?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:Hey this isn't what I ordered!
Remember that, I expect you'll be hearing it often at your next job.
actually the 8 words that a liberal arts or history major must know are : "do you want to make that a combo?
I thought it was, "do you want fries with that?" (only six words)
Or I suppose it could be, "do you want to supersize that?"
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I'd probably enjoy them more if my degree wasn't a BA in history.
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There are jobs available for people with BAs in history that actually make use of that degree but finding one with an opening is really difficult.
Ando, does Australia require a specific degree to teach or can you get a teaching certificate (usually requires a few more classes) allowing you to teach? I didn't want to teach in Arizona schools so I never tried that route. As it is the shortage of substitutes mean I could probably go work as one right now if I wanted.
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Ando, go into teaching, history, or sociology... then after you have done so for a while, you will have enough name recognition to run for a local office(make sure your students LIKE you)
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I'd think if he was honest, he's stay away from politics.kojikun wrote:if hes honest it could be the best reason for him to go into politics.
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"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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Well, post grad is out of the question for the moment as:
a) in Australia post-grad actually means something and your standard degree is actually worth something too.
b) if I'm going to do post-grad, goddamnit, I'm not going to do it at UTas, although our PolSci faculty is the recognised world leader in Terrorism studies.
c) I'm applying for a whole bunch of public service graduate positions - yes, yes, me creating policy for Australia! Bwhahahahah!
d) The coup-d'etat is an option and for several years a few friends and I have been putting together various options for this scenario...
a) in Australia post-grad actually means something and your standard degree is actually worth something too.
b) if I'm going to do post-grad, goddamnit, I'm not going to do it at UTas, although our PolSci faculty is the recognised world leader in Terrorism studies.
c) I'm applying for a whole bunch of public service graduate positions - yes, yes, me creating policy for Australia! Bwhahahahah!
d) The coup-d'etat is an option and for several years a few friends and I have been putting together various options for this scenario...
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Fine; reject my idea out of hand. You'll be losing valuable skills you could use for the survival of your tribe!
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weemadando wrote:d) The coup-d'etat is an option and for several years a few friends and I have been putting together various options for this scenario...
No!!! You can't!! It would be too--
Hold up. If you take over Tassie, then, you could fly me in without me having to get a work visa, right? *strokes chin* Hmmm......
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