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Gil Hamilton wrote:The female orgasm. It's a good thing that it doesn't really exist. :D
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jegs2 wrote:I hate spiders. I generally kill them if I find them where they don't belong. Lest someone says they do belong, I don't care -- they die, and quickly.
Exactly the same for me. I am not scared by spiders, but I MUST kill them when I see them, don't know why.
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Zaia wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:The female orgasm. It's a good thing that it doesn't really exist. :D
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Give me a few hours and I'll prove it. :D
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Gil Hamilton wrote:The female orgasm. It's a good thing that it doesn't really exist. :D
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Give me a few hours and I'll prove it. :D
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jegs2 wrote:I hate spiders. I generally kill them if I find them where they don't belong. Lest someone says they do belong, I don't care -- they die, and quickly.
Exactly the same for me. I am not scared by spiders, but I MUST kill them when I see them, don't know why.
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Fear of... breaking. With as many physical and mental detriments as I have, I really do have to be very careful (moreso than most 18-year-olds... about 98% of 'em).

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verilon wrote:Fear of... breaking. With as many physical and mental detriments as I have, I really do have to be very careful (moreso than most 18-year-olds... about 98% of 'em).

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Do you have a bone disease of some kind? I've got my own lengthy list of medical conditons, but nothing that would make me "break". Well... unless you count mentally "snapping". :P
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verilon wrote:Fear of... breaking. With as many physical and mental detriments as I have, I really do have to be very careful (moreso than most 18-year-olds... about 98% of 'em).

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Needles and Retarded People.

Needles: Stab me, cut me, beat the blood out of me, just keep that damn thing away.

Retarded People: Was attacked by one when I was 6. He threw a brick at me for no reason. No wait, he told the cops the reason. "I had nothing better to do." I wish I was joking. If I see one in public, I move away quickly. I honestly believe one could go crazy at any time and start beating people to death. Sure the thought proccess is irrational: That's why it's called a phobia.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Give me a few hours and I'll prove it. :D
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I think I just signed my death warrant.
LOL

Wait. I give you a couple hours so you can prove to me that there's no such thing as a female orgasm?!!!

Let me think about that. No. :P



Now, if someone said that they would prove that there definitely was such a thing as a female orgasm and needed a week or so to convince me...maybe two.....I'd be willing to sacrifice myself. For science, of course. :D
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This may sound like bragging, but I don't have an irrational fear of anything.

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Grand Admiral Ancaris wrote:
verilon wrote:Fear of... breaking. With as many physical and mental detriments as I have, I really do have to be very careful (moreso than most 18-year-olds... about 98% of 'em).

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Do you have a bone disease of some kind? I've got my own lengthy list of medical conditons, but nothing that would make me "break". Well... unless you count mentally "snapping". :P
I have several. Does that count? lol.. Really, though. I have several different things. I have 7 different mental disorders, at least 8 phobias, and a slew of physical detriments, mostly stemming around my joints and my vertebrae, as well as chrinic migraines and cluster headaches.

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Darth Gojira wrote:
verilon wrote:Fear of... breaking. With as many physical and mental detriments as I have, I really do have to be very careful (moreso than most 18-year-olds... about 98% of 'em).

~ver
I'm afraid to ask about what you're afraid to break :wink:
Mostly my mind and my back. :P

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Originally posted by Zaia
Now, if someone said that they would prove that there definitely was such a thing as a female orgasm and needed a week or so to convince me...maybe two.....I'd be willing to sacrifice myself. For science, of course.
Sounds like a worthy challenge... so when do you want to start? :twisted:







As for my phobia's... only one that qualifies as a genuine phobia would be hemeophobia. A Fear of blood. Fortunately it's a minor one. In the sense that it takes a lot of blood, a fairly serious injury (to anyone within my line-of-sight), surgery, etc... to set it off. When it does get set off though, I'm very likely to pass out. I will at the very least get lightheaded, dizzy, and show the begining symptoms of shock.

Aside for that I have the occasional panic attack if I let myself dwell on my own mortality for too long. Though it takes some serious stress or anxiety to set that whole downward spiral off.
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Mayhem wrote: As for my phobia's... only one that qualifies as a genuine phobia would be hemeophobia. A Fear of blood.
Phew. I thought you were going to say HOMOphobia. :shock:


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Zaia wrote:LOL

Wait. I give you a couple hours so you can prove to me that there's no such thing as a female orgasm?!!!

Let me think about that. No. :P
Oh come on! Think of the fun you'll have proving me wrong. :D
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Darth Yoshi wrote:
Zaia wrote:LOL

Wait. I give you a couple hours so you can prove to me that there's no such thing as a female orgasm?!!!

Let me think about that. No. :P
Oh come on! Think of the fun you'll have proving me wrong. :D
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verilon wrote:I have several. Does that count? lol.. Really, though. I have several different things. I have 7 different mental disorders, at least 8 phobias, and a slew of physical detriments, mostly stemming around my joints and my vertebrae, as well as chrinic migraines and cluster headaches.
My list would include at least 7 bad joints, I sunburn exceedingly easily (to the point where I avoid going outside during the day if I can help it most of the time), I'm partially colorblind (not a biggie but still), I'm partially deaf I get migraines, a few memory problems. Then there's the three phobias I listed earlier, I have Bi-Polar disorder (aka Manic-Depression), and I suspect a couple other mental disorders, though I've not had them diagnosed.
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Mayhem wrote: As for my phobia's... only one that qualifies as a genuine phobia would be hemeophobia. A Fear of blood. Fortunately it's a minor one. In the sense that it takes a lot of blood, a fairly serious injury (to anyone within my line-of-sight), surgery, etc... to set it off. When it does get set off though, I'm very likely to pass out. I will at the very least get lightheaded, dizzy, and show the begining symptoms of shock.

Aside for that I have the occasional panic attack if I let myself dwell on my own mortality for too long. Though it takes some serious stress or anxiety to set that whole downward spiral off.
hmmm.... hemophobia interesting one. I never did understand the fear of Blood.

But then again, some people are afraid of cotten balls and aluminium foil. :?
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My fears are as follows:

1) The dark. Depending on where I am, I tend to hate the darkness.

2) loneliness. I fear of growing old alone. Though it looks like I might not be in the near future.

3) heights. I am extremely afraid of heights.

4) choking. I'm afraid of choking.

5) all the above combined. I fear that I would die alone in the dark on top of a mountain choking on a peanut. :)
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Zaia wrote:I have an irrational fear of sporks.
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Stinging bugs. Closely linked to a bad allergy of said bugs.
Dentists.
Spinning metal things. (I wonder if this has a -phobia name)
Needles.
To a smaller extent, groups of people.
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Grand Admiral Ancaris wrote:
verilon wrote:I have several. Does that count? lol.. Really, though. I have several different things. I have 7 different mental disorders, at least 8 phobias, and a slew of physical detriments, mostly stemming around my joints and my vertebrae, as well as chrinic migraines and cluster headaches.
My list would include at least 7 bad joints,
kness, ankles, wrists, shoulders, scoliosis in lower back, upper back and neck problems.
I sunburn exceedingly easily (to the point where I avoid going outside during the day if I can help it most of the time),
photosensitivity causes me to not be able to look at fluorescent anything without an instant migraine, and I am extrasensitive to sun poisoning (nausea and a headache after being in the sun too long)
I'm partially colorblind (not a biggie but still),
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I'm partially deaf
Partially deaf in my left ear (can't hear stereo 75% of the time) and reverberation sets off migraines
I get migraines,
Chronic migraines and cluster headaches
a few memory problems.
Can't remember most of my childhood, and I have no sense of time whatsoever
Then there's the three phobias I listed earlier,
The 8 I have listed
I have Bi-Polar disorder (aka Manic-Depression), and I suspect a couple other mental disorders, though I've not had them diagnosed.
Bipolar (Hypomanic, Rapid Cycling), Social Anxiety Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Clinical Depression, Borderline Personality Disorder, and two more that I cannot think of.

I may also possibly have something called Ailer's Something Syndrome, but I do not think so (hereditary ailment). Also have a slight tendency toward sodium deficiency as well as hypoglycemia.

Yes, I am severely afraid of breaking.

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