Being an asshole at the golf corse

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-09 03:56pm

Golf sucks and Tennis also sucks.

And I have a reason to hate those so called sports…

The nancyasses “sportsmen” needs to have a clean nondisturbing environment.

You can’t walk in or out when you want on a tennis game, they have those dumbasses blocking the way any you have to wait for a break.

And when they score you are expected to applaud that fucking spoiled millionaire.

Same ting in golf, everything have to be quiet and artificial no sounds no nothing and if they hit their stupid ball should applaud that fucker.

Damn I hate upper-class "sports" with a passion.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2003-07-09 04:01pm

Howedar wrote: You people are fucked up. Truly fucked up.

No, this is normal. Ask any chump in the street to connect the words "golf course" and "chronic misbehaviour", and 9.9 times out of ten they'll come up with some kind of powered vehicle with which to do doughnuts on the fairway. It's just human nature.
Me, I'd quite like to play the game with a Humvee armament carrier to put my clubs in.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-07-09 04:55pm

How about pulling a 'Jackass' and hiding in the trees with a bullhorn, that was pretty funny.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-07-09 05:18pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:For me it's driving by a golf corse and just as some chimp is about to make a shot yell " FOUR " at the top of my lungs and watch them fuck the shot up.

What say you all?

I myself play golf (was on the school team from 6th grade all the way up until my senior year when the team went to the state tourney), and I find that incredibly annoying and pretty immature. Hell, just because I enjoy playing golf doesn't mean I am some spoiled rich kid or millionaire. Golf is a game that takes alot of skill and patience, and I would challenge any single one of you to go out and try playing right now, and do a half-assed decent job at it. Last time some jackass did this, I was hitting my five iron and ended up bouncing it up and hitting the bottom of his car. As for screwing up forests, if done incorrectly, golf designers can do that, but if built on existing farmland that would otherwise end up as some sub division, I see absolutely no problem with it. And, also, no one dresses like that anymore. Heck, I play in a t-shirt or polo shirt and shorts most of the time.

On that note, I third the motion that you are being a complete jackass.

(BTW, how is a Golf channel any worse than the utterly mindless channels of MTV or VH1?)

Oh, on the course I usually play at, which is an unkempt piece of crap anyways, it is quite fun to go out and turn donuts and go off roading/mudding (yes, mudding, right after a heavy rain) in a golf cart. And here is another trick, on Club Car and late Yamaha brand golf carts, a tee jimmied in next to the throttle connector rod, if done correctly, will make the cart do about 30mph.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-10 12:11am

StarshipTitanic wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:
For me it's driving by a golf corse and just as some chimp is about to make a shot yell " FOUR " at the top of my lungs and watch them fuck the shot up.

What say you all?
Wow. You're being a complete jackass to people who don't deserve it in the least. You really are a screwed up piece of shit.
Seconded, thanks for saving me the trouble.

Hey Hemlock, Startship I have this to say to you, It's a free world sure you might think me an asshole but you know ask me if I give a shit what you think.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-10 12:14am

aerius wrote:
JodoForce wrote:wow, why not just drive a tractor with earth-turning blades?
There's no farms in my area, thus I can't get my hands on one of them. Now if anyone knows how to jump start a bulldozer or backhoe, please let me know so I can "redesign" the local golf course.

Well here a better idea for some summer time fun at the local golf corse.
what untill late in the night, make it a hot night and then fill in all the holes with quick drying cement

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-07-10 12:22am

Ah, golf. The favourite "sport" of millions of white people and one black guy

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-10 12:27am

Faram wrote:Golf sucks and Tennis also sucks.

And I have a reason to hate those so called sports…

The nancyasses “sportsmen” needs to have a clean nondisturbing environment.

You can’t walk in or out when you want on a tennis game, they have those dumbasses blocking the way any you have to wait for a break.

And when they score you are expected to applaud that fucking spoiled millionaire.

I have no problems with Tennis since I can play it for free whenever I want to in the summer. We have lots of public tennis courts where I live and they're free for use. All you need is some balls and racquets and someone to play with. I played a lot of tennis with my dad when I was younger, and I still do once in a while these days.

Golf I have issues with, severe issues. Most golf courses in my area are private ones, where you need to shell out a huge membership fee and pay them lots of cash every time you play on top of that. They're basically country clubs for the rich. And they built the fucking courses on prime parkland. Public courses still cost about $25 to play on, affordable for me but the game ain't nearly fun enough for me to play. I got a bunch of friends who are all into Golf but I can't see the fun of it unless they gave me lots of mind-altering drugs and a souped up golfcart to play with.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-10 12:32am

[quote="aerius
I have no problems with Tennis since I can play it for free whenever I want to in the summer. We have lots of public tennis courts where I live and they're free for use. All you need is some balls and racquets and someone to play with. I played a lot of tennis with my dad when I was younger, and I still do once in a while these days.

Golf I have issues with, severe issues. Most golf courses in my area are private ones, where you need to shell out a huge membership fee and pay them lots of cash every time you play on top of that. They're basically country clubs for the rich. And they built the fucking courses on prime parkland. Public courses still cost about $25 to play on, affordable for me but the game ain't nearly fun enough for me to play. I got a bunch of friends who are all into Golf but I can't see the fun of it unless they gave me lots of mind-altering drugs and a souped up golfcart to play with.[/quote]

Hmm you know I just might come to like the game of golf, get a few friends get all fucked up hop ing the carts and start chasing the old fuckers around with the golf clubs while driving around in the carts then have one big ass demo dreby right in the middle of the golf corse.
Now that's a sport

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-10 07:48am

Darth Wong wrote:Ah, golf. The favourite "sport" of millions of white people and one black guy

"A black golfer?!"

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-07-10 11:08am

So I'm guessing I'm not going to receive any bids from a SD.net denizen for my club set currently up on eBay. Pity.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-07-10 11:32am

Read this one in Debt of Honour:

'You know why they call it golf?'
'No, why?'
'Because "shit" is already taken.'

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-10 12:54pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote: Wow. You're being a complete jackass to people who don't deserve it in the least. You really are a screwed up piece of shit.
Seconded, thanks for saving me the trouble.
Hey Hemlock, Startship I have this to say to you, It's a free world sure you might think me an asshole but you know ask me if I give a shit what you think.

What do you mean "think?" You're a self-professed one.

Oooo, the "free-world" argument. When did it suddenly become fifth grade again?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-10 03:42pm

Any way we can get Kottonmouth Kings and Corporate Avenger to hold an impromptu concert at the next PGA Tour (telling all the kiddiez and stoners about it first of course...)?

Imagine the PGAers wondering what's with all the stoners and punks everywhere, then suddenly hearing three hundred decibels of this or especially this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-10 03:47pm

I can understand not liking the sport--boxing, for me, falls into that 'don't-think-it-should-be-called-a-sport' category--but does that mean you should go out of your way to be an ass and sabotage their games? That's just fucking rude.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-07-10 05:07pm

Zaia wrote:I can understand not liking the sport--boxing, for me, falls into that 'don't-think-it-should-be-called-a-sport' category--but does that mean you should go out of your way to be an ass and sabotage their games? That's just fucking rude.

It doesn't take alot to entertain some people, apparently.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-10 06:34pm

aerius wrote:
JodoForce wrote:wow, why not just drive a tractor with earth-turning blades?
There's no farms in my area, thus I can't get my hands on one of them. Now if anyone knows how to jump start a bulldozer or backhoe, please let me know so I can "redesign" the local golf course.

Where I live there are two golf courses near an airport and a flight school.

So here's a plan that I'd love to try but won't happen due to things such as "laws" and "reality" get in the way. Take some lessons at the flying school and then when I'm profficient, steal some dynamite and hotwire an airplane and begin bombing the golf courses.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-07-10 07:50pm

Congradulations on your new found ability to be rude, and get away with it in a "free country."
Perhaps you should consider the WISDOM of entertaining your self at some stranger's expence. You brag about it as well. You get to have the assholes cheer you on, and get to tell the others to fuck off in this forum, showing your "power."
Is it still thrilling to be rude, and too big to be shut up? The novelty has to ware off sometime. Think about the irony of the situation when something you like is vandalised by some unknown teen. That would require empathy though, and you way not have it yet.
A very important question to ask your self, is why does bugging strangers give you pleasure?
Are you a cowardly sadist?
Maybe just a baby that gets off on being "Bad." Negative attention is still attention, right? Especialy if, however brief, you are the center of it.
Do you still make crank calls on the phone?
Will you seriously consider these questions, or grin with glee about angering yet an other stranger who can't touch you?
Do you have any qualities that people ADMIRE, rather than notice?
Don't worry, your time will come. All of ours does. You can rest assured the next generation will be louder, ruder, and more destructive than yours.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-07-10 08:03pm

Lt. Hitman wrote:Hey Hemlock, Startship I have this to say to you, It's a free world sure you might think me an asshole but you know ask me if I give a shit what you think.

Yeah, sorry, I mean, you only try to fuck over people who've done absolutely nothing to you, I mean, Christ, that's not asshole level at all, that's gotta be at least 'fucking loser'.

God, you're a dumbass. Do you have any friends?

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-07-10 08:08pm

Zaia wrote:I can understand not liking the sport--boxing, for me, falls into that 'don't-think-it-should-be-called-a-sport' category--but does that mean you should go out of your way to be an ass and sabotage their games? That's just fucking rude.

Thank you. I don't care much for golf, but I understand that it takes skill and some people enjoy it.

Einhander, you have the right to use free speech to be a dumbass, and we have the right to use free speech to call you a dumbass

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2003-07-10 08:54pm

This is probably the most genuinely divisive and emotional thread for a while, and what's it about? Israel? Gun control? The US v. EU at war?
No, whether it would be funny to fuck around on a golf course, notionally or otherwise.
Guess we do have some standards, after all.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-07-10 09:15pm

This is not about golf, in the least. It is about acting a certain way. Golf is merely the time of A hole's acting out. This is no more about golf, than talking about shooting the president is about guns.
It is about manners, and acting badly while justifying it. Then making it a topic, to get even more attention.

ATTENTION!

ATTENTION!

I just want some ATTENTION!

I'm LOUD, and you CAN'T ignore me, or I'll get LOUDER!

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-07-10 10:43pm

Faram wrote:Golf sucks and Tennis also sucks.

And I have a reason to hate those so called sports…

The nancyasses “sportsmen” needs to have a clean nondisturbing environment.

You can’t walk in or out when you want on a tennis game, they have those dumbasses blocking the way any you have to wait for a break.

And when they score you are expected to applaud that fucking spoiled millionaire.

Same ting in golf, everything have to be quiet and artificial no sounds no nothing and if they hit their stupid ball should applaud that fucker.

Damn I hate upper-class "sports" with a passion.

I think it's a fucking hoot that the rich-white-folks sports are being dominated by Tiger Woods and Venus and Serena Williams.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-11 04:59am

justifier wrote:
Zaia wrote:I can understand not liking the sport--boxing, for me, falls into that 'don't-think-it-should-be-called-a-sport' category--but does that mean you should go out of your way to be an ass and sabotage their games? That's just fucking rude.
Thank you. I don't care much for golf, but I understand that it takes skill and some people enjoy it.

Einhander, you have the right to use free speech to be a dumbass, and we have the right to use free speech to call you a dumbass

I have no problem with that.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-07-11 06:00am

Nathan F wrote:
Zaia wrote:I can understand not liking the sport--boxing, for me, falls into that 'don't-think-it-should-be-called-a-sport' category--but does that mean you should go out of your way to be an ass and sabotage their games? That's just fucking rude.
It doesn't take alot to entertain some people, apparently.

I agree wholeheartedly with you both. Some people just want to piss other people off. Just because you don't sweat and get the chance to ram somebody like they do in American Football doesn't mean it isn't a sport... but I suppose that golf in the United States is pretty crappy if so many people hate it. To me, it's a fine sport.

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