Man wakes after 19 years in coma

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-09 08:14pm

[Red Alert Einstein]Incredible![/Red Alert Einstein]

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-07-09 08:16pm

Lucky guy. Now he has to get used to the Internet.

Ryoga · Post by **Ryoga** » 2003-07-09 08:22pm

Oh yeah, that's gotta be a bummer. 'So, wait, there's this big global network with hundreds of thousands of personal computers all linked together? Buddy, what have you been drinking?'

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-09 08:22pm

That would probably be very useful, with shit for muscles he can't walk and it would provide a low effort way of catching up on the world.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-09 08:26pm

"Do Sunny and Cher still have that horrible hour-long variety show?"

"No."

"Good night!" *goes into a coma again*

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-09 08:26pm

the internet existed 18 years ago. i dont know how public it was, but you could get onto usenet etc.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-09 08:33pm

Amazing... that is all i can said.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-09 08:51pm

Damn, 19 years asleep, I bet he has to go piss like no one has ever had to piss before.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-09 08:58pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Damn, 19 years asleep, I bet he has to go piss like no one has ever had to piss before.

cathetar

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-09 08:58pm

ussr has fallen, computers and internet invented, cell phones -

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-09 09:04pm

Hey! He fell into a coma after T1, and came out in time for T3. But he missed Terminator2!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-09 09:15pm

He has awoken to a world of reality television. I ask; is that really living?

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-09 09:15pm

He's going to have a shitload to catch up on.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-07-09 09:56pm

Hmm, I would have had everyone standing around in ape suits when he woke up."Its a madhouse, a MADHOUSE"

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-07-09 10:21pm

"I'm afraid you're going to have to go back into that coma. You see, medical insurance was abolished after the Fifth HMO War."

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-07-09 10:21pm

Jadeite wrote:He's going to have a shitload to catch up on.

Hmmm....For the parts of the 80's he missed, I reccomend VH-1's "I Love the 80's" That should give him the info he needs then somewhat quickly. For the 90's and above? Shit, I don't know. Can't imagine what its like to be him.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-09 11:05pm

I'd be like "WTF?!? Transformers got cancelled?!? WHEN?!?"

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-09 11:38pm

The article wrote:"It's kind of peculiar. He wrecked on Friday the 13th and 19 years later he started talking on Friday the 13th," Jerry Wallis said.

...Whoa.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-10 12:04am

Hehehe I wish I had been working there when he woke up you know what I'd do I'd say " Good moring commrad welcome to the United Soivet States of Ameraca. "

Now that would be funny.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-07-10 12:13am

LT.Hit-Man wrote:Hehehe I wish I had been working there when he woke up you know what I'd do I'd say " Good moring commrad welcome to the United Soivet States of Ameraca. "

Now that would be funny.

No, it's United Socialist States of America, you fool!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin[/i]

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-07-10 12:14am

Has anyone shown him how porn has changed over the years? For example, explicit anal penetration is now common, as are actresses who will do DP.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-10 12:16am

fgalkin wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:Hehehe I wish I had been working there when he woke up you know what I'd do I'd say " Good moring commrad welcome to the United Soivet States of Ameraca. "

Now that would be funny.
No, it's United Socialist States of America, you fool!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin[/i]

Whatever man, you get the idea though I mean look on his face would have been priceless.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-10 12:24am

Okay, so your telling me that with that box with a television and part of a type writer you can buy just about anything, look up just about anything, talk to people, send mail and see the best porn the world has to offer.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-07-10 12:49am

I can't even imagine how it would be to just wake up one day and be 19 years behind.... alot has happened in the last 19 years.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-07-10 12:55am

"You think it's 1984, but in reality, it's 2003, and machines rule the world..."