BOOBIES!! (or why I love Ontario)

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BOOBIES!! (or why I love Ontario)

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Today was a sunny warm beautiful day, so I went biking this afternoon with my GF on the local trails. We were riding and chatting with each other when I went around a corner and saw a woman walking her dog topless! Not only was she topless, she was pretty attractive too. Her dog was pretty hyper and running all over the place so we stopped our bikes to let her pass, and we said hi to her and talked to her a bit. She was pretty cute and all but a bit too old for me (35-40 I'd guess), but I still had trouble keeping myself from staring at her breasts. Nice woman actually, she didn't mind that I was giving her a bit too much attention, and she was really casual about how she was topless as if she did it all the time. Anyways, this is why I love Ontario, where women are legally allowed to walk around topless in public, and some of them actually do so. So yeah, boobies.... :D
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Boobies will suffice.
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Boobies are good.
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LOL i get to see topless hunks lots down here in florida ;)
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*sings* O Canada...........
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You`re a lucky dude,if i see a topless chick here guarantee she`s gonna be an ugly fat blob. :(
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In england there are lots and lots of boobies on basic cable.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:In england there are lots and lots of boobies on basic cable.
In the US there are lots and lots of boobies on computer monitors. :-D
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Alex Moon wrote:Boobies are good.
Mmmm. Boobies.
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My next vacation will be there. :lol:

How did that come about, legal toplessness? Not that Im opposed, just wondering.
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:My next vacation will be there. :lol:

How did that come about, legal toplessness? Not that Im opposed, just wondering.
I hope its legal only if the girl who want to go topless is hot. :D
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:My next vacation will be there. :lol:

How did that come about, legal toplessness? Not that Im opposed, just wondering.
Some woman sued because she was charged with violating public decency laws for walking around topless, while men can do the same thing with impunity. The judge ruled that it was sexual discrimination to make an act illegal for women but legal for men, which it is.
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Free tities shows in public... i'm going to Ontario. :D
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Darth Wong wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:My next vacation will be there. :lol:

How did that come about, legal toplessness? Not that Im opposed, just wondering.
Some woman sued because she was charged with violating public decency laws for walking around topless, while men can do the same thing with impunity. The judge ruled that it was sexual discrimination to make an act illegal for women but legal for men, which it is.
That rings a bell, I think I remember hearing about that. Cool. Yeah, I have to agree.
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breasts are just nipples with lots of fat behind them. funny how we've made them out to be some magical thing.
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kojikun wrote:breasts are just nipples with lots of fat behind them. funny how we've made them out to be some magical thing.
They are magical, if i rub some or see some i get an erection... magic? i think so :D
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I want to live in Ontario.
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*glares at aerius*

You are the last person that needs to see more breasts than they already do, Mr. I-Go-Skinny-Dipping-With-My-Girlfriend-Every-Other-Day. :evil: :P
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Andrew J. wrote:*glares at aerius*

You are the last person that needs to see more breasts than they already do, Mr. I-Go-Skinny-Dipping-With-My-Girlfriend-Every-Other-Day. :evil: :P
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What's the big deal about skinny-dipping? It's not as if you can actually have sex in the water.
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Darth Wong wrote:What's the big deal about skinny-dipping? It's not as if you can actually have sex in the water.
I think his point is that aerius see's breast on a regular basis and doesn't need the extra free peaks.

Edit: Get it... Free peaks.. Get it... ah never mind
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thecreech wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:What's the big deal about skinny-dipping? It's not as if you can actually have sex in the water.
I think his point is that aerius see's breast on a regular basis and doesn't need the extra free peaks.
I'm just trying to point out that seeing breasts (whether above water or below it) is no big deal; that's the whole point of Ontario's laws. It only becomes a big deal because it's considered illicit in our repressed society.

It's a big deal when you get to put your dick in her, but not when all you get is a peek at a pair of boobies.
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Darth Wong wrote: I'm just trying to point out that seeing breasts (whether above water or below it) is no big deal; that's the whole point of Ontario's laws. It only becomes a big deal because it's considered illicit in our repressed society.

It's a big deal when you get to put your dick in her, but not when all you get is a peek at a pair of boobies.
hey i agree with you. I was just pointing out his point.
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Andrew J. wrote:*glares at aerius*

You are the last person that needs to see more breasts than they already do, Mr. I-Go-Skinny-Dipping-With-My-Girlfriend-Every-Other-Day. :evil: :P
Actually it was every day...for 2 days...and that's all we've done so far this year. Besides, it's fun! You should try it someday! :D

Back to the subject at hand, this was the first time I've seen a woman walking around in public with her breasts exposed. I'd known that it was perfectly legal to do so for some years now, but until today I've never seen anyone do it and it certainly came as a surprise to me when I rounded the bend and saw what was drawing my BF attention.

Personally I wouldn't go around topless in public, but it's nice to know that I could legally do so if I felt like it.
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