britney spears not a Virgin! GASP

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-08 11:05pm

Stormbringer wrote:
thecreech wrote:It was a dumb thing to say. No one believed her. It must of been her record company that forced her to say it to protect her image. Still no one believed it
Well, if that article is to be believed, she was at one point. I'll take it with a few grains of salt (and maybe a margarita) but it's possible. Once it got started she couldn't very well say "Oops, i did him again" now could she?

*Bapbapbapbapbapbapbapbap*

Bad Strombringer!!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-08 11:12pm

thecreech wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:How the fuck did I confused her with Shenade O'Connor?
I was wondering the same thing?

I think it might have something to do with the fact that he's only 13 years old.

Anyway, concerning Britney Spears: Ick, you guys can have her. I wouldn't piss on her or Christina if they were on fire...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-08 11:18pm

........I like Christina Aguilera.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-08 11:31pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
thecreech wrote:It was a dumb thing to say. No one believed her. It must of been her record company that forced her to say it to protect her image. Still no one believed it
Well, if that article is to be believed, she was at one point. I'll take it with a few grains of salt (and maybe a margarita) but it's possible. Once it got started she couldn't very well say "Oops, i did him again" now could she?
*Bapbapbapbapbapbapbapbap*

Bad Strombringer!!

What the hell's that for?

*looks around confused*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-08 11:34pm

Zaia wrote:........I like Christina Aguilera.

Me too. She can really sing even if she tends to do typical pop type stiuff. It's also kind of refreshing to see her not trying to BS about her sexuality. All in all a much better pop star than Britney.

(and the chaps and semi-thong *drool*)

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-07-08 11:41pm

I think it might have something to do with the fact that he's only 13 years old.

It stems partially from the fact that I saw a documentary on VH1 about the incident several years ago, and I knew two girls named Tiffany and Sinead, both of whom looked exactly alike, so for some reason I got the artists mixed up...

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-09 01:54am

Stormbringer wrote:
thecreech wrote:It was a dumb thing to say. No one believed her. It must of been her record company that forced her to say it to protect her image. Still no one believed it
Well, if that article is to be believed, she was at one point. I'll take it with a few grains of salt (and maybe a margarita) but it's possible. Once it got started she couldn't very well say "Oops, i did him again" now could she?

"Oops, I did him again
Spread my legs apart
And let him back in

Ooh Baby, Baby

Oops I know it was dumb
but he made me cuuuuum
And lost my innosence.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-09 01:56am

Oh shit, here it comes...

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-09 04:50am

Hey Folks,

You gotta give her credit for taste in who she has had sex with. After all, I would have done Justin Timberlake, in a heartbeat. He's a bit under my age requirement, but I would make an exception, especially with this new look he has going.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-09 07:32am

*Yawn* Howabout something interesting about the couple, like their spontaneaus combustion, ridding the world of two more overrated "singers"

seanrobertson · Post by **seanrobertson** » 2003-07-09 09:47am

Stormbringer wrote:
seanrobertson wrote:For another, and a pet peeve of mine, she's a chain-smoker, and she LIES about it. (I've seen pictures showing her smoking all over the internet.)Pretty girls who smoke their asses off tear me up. I see them all the time, and it always surprises and deflates me a little. Then again, I *do* live in tobacco country *sigh*.
And you believe internet photos? No offense but I'd sooner trust Weekly World News.

Still, she might. Wouldn't suprised me if she did.

When they're not faked photos, I believe 'em

I have enough sense to generally tell if something's real or not.

I can't remember where I saw the biggest batch of these. I know "wobpictures.com" has some.

There's one here that couldn't be fake:
http://www.wobpictures.com/details.php?image_id=10459

I've seen lots of these "candid camera"-type shots. But it surprised me to see them, too...I figured the little bitch would try harder to hide her boozing and smoking, given all her comments in the past about being so goody-goody.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-09 09:51am

Stormbringer wrote:Me too. She can really sing even if she tends to do typical pop type stiuff. It's also kind of refreshing to see her not trying to BS about her sexuality. All in all a much better pop star than Britney.

Well, she's a whore, but at least she's honest about it, right? As opposed to lying about having sex once, which is something that is relatively common?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-07-09 10:11am

Oh Jesus, who cares? So she lied about being a virgin. Gee I wonder how many other girls do the exact same thing if they want to land a guy in bed. Whose business is her sex life aside from her own and the people she's slept with? Certainly not mine.

I think we might end up getting the pop-star version of Bill Clinton here, once some dolt who went to high school comes out and starts claiming that he deflowered Britney when they were both piss-drunk and still has the condom he used.

And Sean, that photo could easily be a look-alike. There'd be a massive media event if Britney was caught chain-smoking before a show; you can believe that much. I have a hard time believing that she's a heavy smoker. I could see her being a social smoker or someone who does it just to relax after a hard day, but nothing near even a pack a day. Aside from that, I wonder what her brand is. Leak that little bit of information and watch the tobacco company marketing execs explode from not being able to exploit the obvious endorsement because they're not allowed to advertise on TV.

CNN.com wrote:"Seriously, I haven't had a boy in a really long time, and I'm really craving ... just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice."

Well shit, should I just mail her my address with a list of available times? Jesus, what a horrible time Britney Spears must have picking up guys.

seanrobertson · Post by **seanrobertson** » 2003-07-09 10:38am

Durandal wrote: And Sean, that photo could easily be a look-alike.

Damien,

It could be a very good look-alike, but that's only one of dozens of pictures I've seen.

I didn't bother saving links to all those sites, so I just did a Google search on "Britney Spears, smoking" for ya

This website is one of my first results, and is loaded with them:

http://www.smokingceleb*ritie*s.com/s/brit.html

I don't see any naked girls here but I see things that might constitute porn, so I didn't want to directly link to it. Please remove the letters between the *s to reach the actual site.

(Also, there are four pages; this is only the first. You have to scroll down through a bunch of shit to find the other pages, or simply add 2, 3 or 4 after "brit" to get the desired addy.)

It's clear that a good no. of those pictures are from her SNL appearance. But there are still candid pictures on all four pages, most of them looking like magazine scans.

Now, it is a VERY hard-core fetish website, but I don't see any fakes. The ones that do look fishy are only one in an array of similar pics which do not look falsified.

The bottom line is, they couldn't all be fakes or look-alikes.

There'd be a massive media event if Britney was caught chain-smoking before a show; you can believe that much. I have a hard time believing that she's a heavy smoker. I could see her being a social smoker or someone who does it just to relax after a hard day, but nothing near even a pack a day.

Given how physical her performances are I would ordinarily agree, but then, I've known some girls around her age who were decent college athletes (tennis player, a swimmer) who smoked a lot. I was pretty good friends with the tennis player and used to rag on her a bit, good-naturedly, about it.

My guess is that the young can get away with it for awhile.

Aside from that, I wonder what her brand is. Leak that little bit of information and watch the tobacco company marketing execs explode from not being able to exploit the obvious endorsement because they're not allowed to advertise on TV.

Heh. Yeah. I bet those pricks would freak out over that.

Check out Google; from what I can see, there is a little talk here and there about her bad behavior. Evidently she was even smoking before a performance less than 30 miles away from me, in Charlotte, NC, a couple of years back, if the eyewitnesses are to be believed.

I'm not saying she's a bad person because she smokes, of course, just that I find it irritating that she'd spin tales about that; e.g., "I was holding it for a girlfriend," she says on one site.

Silly rabbit. But I'd still do her, if she didn't try to run away in a panic. She wouldn't get too far before needing to stop, anyway

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-07-09 11:22am

"I was holding it for a girlfriend." That's fucking lame. It'll get you a detention in high school, so chances are the media won't buy it either.

The Fox shot pretty much sealed the deal. Frankly I don't care if she smokes. I could fuck her brains out and not be worried about offending her by lighting one up afterward.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-09 12:39pm

thecreech wrote: LIAR... you saw the movie. Just admit it. You saw it

I am man enough to admit that I saw it if I had. But as I haven't, I cannot.

seanrobertson · Post by **seanrobertson** » 2003-07-09 12:43pm

Durandal wrote:"I was holding it for a girlfriend." That's fucking lame. It'll get you a detention in high school, so chances are the media won't buy it either.

The Fox shot pretty much sealed the deal. Frankly I don't care if she smokes. I could fuck her brains out and not be worried about offending her by lighting one up afterward.

LOL

If I was a lengthy sig (no pun intended) kind of guy, that would definitely be given consideration. I like

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-09 02:11pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Me too. She can really sing even if she tends to do typical pop type stiuff. It's also kind of refreshing to see her not trying to BS about her sexuality. All in all a much better pop star than Britney.
Well, she's a whore, but at least she's honest about it, right? As opposed to lying about having sex once, which is something that is relatively common?

I wouldn't call her a whore for liking sex or getting laid when she wants. Guys have done that for centuries so why bash a woman for it? Hell, I wish there were more women like that.

And as for Britney, I find her self righteous act tiresome especially since she spread her legs for the first guy to come along. The blatant hypocrisy is rather wearing and the thing is everyone knew it.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-07-09 02:24pm

Stormbringer wrote:And as for Britney, I find her self righteous act tiresome especially since she spread her legs for the first guy to come along. The blatant hypocrisy is rather wearing and the thing is everyone knew it.

Unfortunately, that's the political reality of her situation. She either has to be role model material to little 10 year-old girls or she'll be destroyed. "Role model" in this country means either you're married and have a family or you're celibate and "waiting for just the right one" or other such bullshit.

Hell, if someone gave me millions of dollars to lie about my sex life to the public if asked, I'd certainly do it. It's not the public's fucking business anyway.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-07-09 02:25pm

seanrobertson wrote:
Durandal wrote:The Fox shot pretty much sealed the deal. Frankly I don't care if she smokes. I could fuck her brains out and not be worried about offending her by lighting one up afterward.
LOL

If I was a lengthy sig (no pun intended) kind of guy, that would definitely be given consideration. I like

Oh come now. Those last two sentences aren't that long.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-09 04:17pm

Durandal wrote:Unfortunately, that's the political reality of her situation. She either has to be role model material to little 10 year-old girls or she'll be destroyed. "Role model" in this country means either you're married and have a family or you're celibate and "waiting for just the right one" or other such bullshit.

Well, not every one. But it sure is a lot of them.

Doesn't make it any less annoying.

Durandal wrote:Hell, if someone gave me millions of dollars to lie about my sex life to the public if asked, I'd certainly do it. It's not the public's fucking business anyway.

Most people probably would. Still can't stand to hear the hypocritical preaching.

Atavarius · Post by **Atavarius** » 2003-07-09 06:56pm

The only way i would care about her cherry is if i was the popper.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-07-09 10:39pm

So she sucks and fucks. Knock me over with a feather, I'm stunned.

So she might be a smoker too. Wow, a trashy girl who smokes; who'd a thunk it?

The only information about Britney Spears which I care about is that her music sucks, and I don't want to hear or see her any more.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-10 07:46am

Darth Wong wrote:The only information about Britney Spears which I care about is that her music sucks, and I don't want to hear or see her any more.

Who doesen't?