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Women can ovulate more than once a month!

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Canadian researchers discover that some women ovulate more than once a month, and that ovulation is not as predictable as has been thought for many decades.

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993927

In the article, it is stated that this proves the rhythm method to be worthless. However, it should be noted that the rhythm method done properly is more than scheduling, and involves examination of vaginal secretion viscosity as well as internal temperature readings. Nevertheless, I still say the anal sex contraception method is better :)
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I have to agree with you, anal sex just can't be beat. :)
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But what if the sperm find their way to the ova through a complex system of self-dug tunnels and tubes? You're fucked, then. Well, you're fucked anyway, but you know what I mean.
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I can just see what comments will be posted in this one..

Either way, I would still use a rubber... :wink:
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Darth Wong wrote:Canadian researchers discover that some women ovulate more than once a month, and that ovulation is not as predictable as has been thought for many decades.

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993927

In the article, it is stated that this proves the rhythm method to be worthless. However, it should be noted that the rhythm method done properly is more than scheduling, and involves examination of vaginal secretion viscosity as well as internal temperature readings. Nevertheless, I still say the anal sex contraception method is better :)
It can't be merely coincidental that the researchers were Canadian and that this bolsters your "anal sex" Agenda, can it?
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Connor MacLeod wrote:It can't be merely coincidental that the researchers were Canadian and that this bolsters your "anal sex" Agenda, can it?
aha! Canadians must love anal sex!
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
It can't be merely coincidental that the researchers were Canadian and that this bolsters your "anal sex" Agenda, can it?
Someone look up this "Gaia Vince", we may now know why Wong was absent.
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Darth Wong wrote:Canadian researchers discover that some women ovulate more than once a month, and that ovulation is not as predictable as has been thought for many decades.

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993927

In the article, it is stated that this proves the rhythm method to be worthless. However, it should be noted that the rhythm method done properly is more than scheduling, and involves examination of vaginal secretion viscosity as well as internal temperature readings. Nevertheless, I still say the anal sex contraception method is better :)
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I always thought it was kind of weird...

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HemlockGrey wrote:But what if the sperm find their way to the ova through a complex system of self-dug tunnels and tubes? You're fucked, then. Well, you're fucked anyway, but you know what I mean.
Sperm that strong would be a scary thing, for one, they'd probably dig their own way out of your balls.
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HemlockGrey wrote:But what if the sperm find their way to the ova through a complex system of self-dug tunnels and tubes? You're fucked, then. Well, you're fucked anyway, but you know what I mean.
If they're that dedicated, then they deserve to fertilize something.
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Canadians just love the cock.
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HemlockGrey wrote:But what if the sperm find their way to the ova through a complex system of self-dug tunnels and tubes? You're fucked, then. Well, you're fucked anyway, but you know what I mean.
They'd die before they would even get that far. :P
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Hmm... well then...

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Bah! Oral, THEN anal! :)
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Darth Wong wrote:In the article, it is stated that this proves the rhythm method to be worthless. However, it should be noted that the rhythm method done properly is more than scheduling, and involves examination of vaginal secretion viscosity as well as internal temperature readings. Nevertheless, I still say the anal sex contraception method is better :)
Aha, what a typically dishonest tactic, Mr. Wong. Appeal to anal sex.
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Vertigo1 wrote:Bah! Oral, THEN anal! :)
Wouldn't it be nice to be able to have both at the same time? :P

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verilon wrote: Wouldn't it be nice to be able to have both at the same time? :P

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verilon wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Bah! Oral, THEN anal! :)
Wouldn't it be nice to be able to have both at the same time? :P

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Rye wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:But what if the sperm find their way to the ova through a complex system of self-dug tunnels and tubes? You're fucked, then. Well, you're fucked anyway, but you know what I mean.
Sperm that strong would be a scary thing, for one, they'd probably dig their own way out of your balls.
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