THE DEATH OF ANTITREK!!!

GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON · Post by **GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON** » 2002-09-20 07:44am

ON BORED THE VENGENCE CLASS STRDESTROYER (PROTOTYPE)SALAMANDER ANTITREK COMMANDER LAURENCE GALE WAS FUMING WITH DEFEAT THE YUZZANVONG HAD COMPLETLY CRIPPELD HIS SHIP AND LIFE SUPPORT WAS FAILING ON ALL DECK'S AND THE HULL WAS BREAKING UP. "WERE THE HELL IS THAT BACK UP I ORDERD?" "SORRY SIR NONE OF THE OTHER SHIP'S IN THE FLEET HAVE THE CHRONODRIVE REQUIED TO GET HERE IN TIME" "BUT I THOUGHT THERE WERE AT LEAST TWO OTHER SHIPS WITH THE DRIVE". THE ENGERNIER SIGHED "SIR WITH ALL RESPECT THE ORION SWORD IS IN SPACE DOCK AND THE BROAD PARK IS MISSING IN ACTION" "WELL THAT'S AMAZING. FIND ME THE POWER TO ABANDON SHIP OR ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD CUTOFF AND HUNG IN MY TROPHE ROOM." THE ENGERNIER'S JUMPED TO ACTION AND LAURENCER COLAPSED IN HIS CHAIR "WHY THE HELL DID I EVER PUT BEN IN CHARGE OF THE BROADPARK." HE SIGHED AS THE COMPUTER POLITLY POINTED OUT TAHT THE SHIP WAS ABOUT IMPLODE "DAM IT" THE SHIP EXPLODED LIKE A FIER CRACKER IN NOVEMBER AND LAURENCE WAS STOPED FROM DOING ANYTHING PEMENTLY

Stop fucking around, or it'll go VERY hard on you.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-20 09:16am

what was that.?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-09-20 09:26am

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttsssssssssssss GARBLE!

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame80.html

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2002-09-20 03:20pm

Dude, unstick your shift key and learn to use periods... I cant make head or tails from this!

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-09-20 03:45pm

NF_Utvol wrote:Dude, unstick your shift key and learn to use periods... I cant make head or tails from this!

OR just turn off the Caps-lock, use the return key, and also include periods, proper spelling and grammer, throw in some more ppunctuation, etc. etc.

HAving somehow managed to decipher this, it is comeplete crap.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-20 05:17pm

My eyes burn.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-09-20 05:36pm

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-20 05:58pm

Crayz9000 wrote:

I know telling a mod what to do is considered very impolite, but if he does this again, will you ban the idiot until he shows the ability to utilize at least 15% of his keyboard functions?

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » 2002-09-20 06:50pm

I have fixed your fanfic, GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON.

On board the Vengeance-class Star Destroyer (prototype) Salamander, Antitrek Commander Laurence Gale was fuming with defeat. The Yuuzhan Vong had completely crippled his ship. Life support was failing on all decks, and the hull was breaking up.

"Where the hell is that backup I ordered?" Antitrek Commander Laurence said.

"Sorry sir, none of the other ships in the fleet have the Chronodrive required to get here in time." responded the engineer.

"But I thought there were at least two other ships with the drive." Commander Laurence replied.

The engineer sighed, "Sir, with all respect the Orion Sword is in Space Dock, and the Broad Park is missing in action"

"Well, that's amazing. Find me the power to abandon ship, or I'll have your head cut off and hung in my trophy room!" ordered Laurence.

The engineers jumped to action and Laurence collapsed in his chair. "Why the hell did I ever put Ben in Charge of the Broad Park."

He sighed as the computer politely pointed out that the ship was about to explode. "Damn it" cried the commander. The ship exploded like a firecracker in November, and Laurence was stopped from doing anything permanently.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-20 07:30pm

KSSST "Uh yes sir, target has been comfirmed as a troll, we're prepared to hit it with two gigaton logic bombs and should be back to base by suppertime" KSSST

Oh, let me translate that to garble.

KSST 'UH YES SIR TARGET HAS BE COMFIRMED AS TROOL WE PREPARED TO HIT IT WITH IMPOSSIBLE POWERFUL AND THERE FOR NOT CANON BOMBS AND SHOULD BE BACK BY SUPPERTIME' KSSST

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-20 07:52pm

anarchistbunny wrote:KSSST "Uh yes sir, target has been comfirmed as a troll, we're prepared to hit it with two gigaton logic bombs and should be back to base by suppertime" KSSST

Oh, let me translate that to garble.

KSST 'UH YES SIR TARGET HAS BE COMFIRMED AS TROOL WE PREPARED TO HIT IT WITH IMPOSSIBLE POWERFUL AND THERE FOR NOT CANON BOMBS AND SHOULD BE BACK BY SUPPERTIME' KSSST

*chuckle* Bunny, you write idiot so well.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-20 08:13pm

anarchistbunny wrote: Oh, let me translate that to garble.

KSST 'UH YES SIR TARGET HAS BE COMFIRMED AS TROOL WE PREPARED TO HIT IT WITH IMPOSSIBLE POWERFUL AND THERE FOR NOT CANON BOMBS AND SHOULD BE BACK BY SUPPERTIME' KSSST

"It's a kind of magic..."

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-20 08:34pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:*chuckle* Bunny, you write idiot so well.

Hey, I'm an teenager, I'm half idiot for 3 more years.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-21 12:01am

"CMK-84 15 kiloton logic/anti logic annihilation shell loaded! Elevating now."
"Gun ready for firing sir." "Very well, open fire!" "Firing!"

"Moron eliminated." "Excellent, reload for another shot in case that doesn't put him down" "Right sir."

GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON · Post by **GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON** » 2002-09-25 06:16am

YOU ARE ALL STUPID SO WHAT IF I WRIGHT IN CAPSLOC ITS BETTER THEN RUSSIAN OR FRENCH SO STOP PICKING ON ME YOU FOOLS OR THE WRATH OF THE SENTINAL WILL APON YOU AND ALSO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME YOU DONT KNOW WERE I AM HAHAHAHA
(YOU DONT KNOW WERE I AM DO YOU?)

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-25 07:07am

GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON wrote:YOU ARE ALL STUPID SO WHAT IF I WRIGHT IN CAPSLOC ITS BETTER THEN RUSSIAN OR FRENCH SO STOP PICKING ON ME YOU FOOLS OR THE WRATH OF THE SENTINAL WILL APON YOU AND ALSO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME YOU DONT KNOW WERE I AM HAHAHAHA
(YOU DONT KNOW WERE I AM DO YOU?)

As Chuck would have said, somewhere between Oz, Honalee and the Fifth Circle of Hell.

GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON · Post by **GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON** » 2002-09-25 07:42am

waht the hell are you on aout?

Don't fuck with the nerds.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-25 08:09am

GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON wrote:waht the hell are you on aout?

My, you got amazingly coherent all of a sudden.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2002-09-25 01:49pm

right heres what i know eh ie: hamilton is a complete dork i know this because i go to school with him and he thinks that the soviet union is the best thing since sliced bread so just ignore him he is a pathetic little life form who is to be killed tommrow by my minions in white armor

(ps i serious about the white armour )

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-25 10:00pm

I think this should go in the hall of shame.

GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON · Post by **GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON** » 2002-09-26 07:30am

idont listen to that fool antitrek he's a complete moron and for the record i dont think the sovietunion's the best thing ever i only said that its the best army to be on redalert 2 so stick that in your pipe and smoke it you fool

and he's liying about the miniones in white armour he just means he get some littel psyco to hit me with big fecking sticks on the way home

(p.s does any one think neopet's is a crap game?)

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-09-26 03:31pm

So far you've proven to be far dumber than him.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2002-09-26 04:53pm

Bicker and fight during Recess not here in front of 700 capable readers.

Cyaround,
Jason
P.S.- I concur Dalton.

GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON · Post by **GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON** » 2002-09-30 06:28am

ok ill stop bickering as long as antitrek agreess

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