A question for the ladies

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-11 02:27am

Howedar wrote:I can make a fine batch of cookies. I can also make rice, raman or chili. Anything done with a microwave is doable by me. Thats about the extent of my cooking skills.

You realize of course that cooking stuff like rice, raman, and chili is easy to the level of put it in boiling water, stir. Right?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-11 02:29am

Captain_Cyran wrote:You realize of course that cooking stuff like rice, raman, and chili is easy to the level of put it in boiling water, stir. Right?

I don't even stir.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-11 02:31am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:You realize of course that cooking stuff like rice, raman, and chili is easy to the level of put it in boiling water, stir. Right?
I don't even stir.

*Smacks his head.* Dude, it says on the instructions. STIR! Wow, that's pretty bad...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-11 02:34am

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks his head.* Dude, it says on the instructions. STIR! Wow, that's pretty bad...

Stirring is a concept humans invented for making you get up off the chair and walking into the kitchen to tend to your food; supposedly doen so because the companies think we're "not getting enough exercise". WTF! Pour it in, set the timer, LEAVE. And if anyone does it differently, they're wasting their energy! And if anyone doubts my conspiracy theories....I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE...

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-11 02:38am

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Howedar wrote:I can make a fine batch of cookies. I can also make rice, raman or chili. Anything done with a microwave is doable by me. Thats about the extent of my cooking skills.
You realize of course that cooking stuff like rice, raman, and chili is easy to the level of put it in boiling water, stir. Right?

I am quite aware of that.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-11 02:39am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks his head.* Dude, it says on the instructions. STIR! Wow, that's pretty bad...
Stirring is a concept humans invented for making you get up off the chair and walking into the kitchen to tend to your food; supposedly doen so because the companies think we're "not getting enough exercise". WTF! Pour it in, set the timer, LEAVE. And if anyone does it differently, they're wasting their energy! And if anyone doubts my conspiracy theories....I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE...

I don't think you know where I live, and even if you do, I'm not afraid .

You don't need to move over to the kitchen, you throw it in the pot, sit down on a chair, stir as it cooks, then let it cool. There are like...3 instructions! You just want to be like that 123 lbs 4 year old.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-11 02:44am

Captain_Cyran wrote:I don't think you know where I live, and even if you do, I'm not afraid

Come over here and say that tough guy!

You don't need to move over to the kitchen, you throw it in the pot, sit down on a chair, stir as it cooks, then let it cool.

I don't have a chair near my stove, and even if I did I still wouldn't cause then I couldn't see the TV. TV good, stirring bad. And letting it cool? I don't let things cool; I eat it when its finished cooking, right outta the pot. My friend claims I have a fire-proof mouth, but I think he's just a wuss.

You just want to be like that 123 lbs 4 year old.

I fear if I tried my heart would set on fire. Still, something to shoot for.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-11 02:48am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:I don't think you know where I live, and even if you do, I'm not afraid
Come over here and say that tough guy!

You're on ya fat stinkin' garden gnome.

You don't need to move over to the kitchen, you throw it in the pot, sit down on a chair, stir as it cooks, then let it cool.

I don't have a chair near my stove, and even if I did I still wouldn't cause then I couldn't see the TV. TV good, stirring bad. And letting it cool? I don't let things cool; I eat it when its finished cooking, right outta the pot. My friend claims I have a fire-proof mouth, but I think he's just a wuss.

You just want to be like that 123 lbs 4 year old.

I fear if I tried my heart would set on fire. Still, something to shoot for.

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Of course you can take anything hot, you're ceramic remember? And it is, and once you reach that horrible obesity, be sure to tell us.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-11 02:54am

Captain_Cyran wrote:You're on ya fat stinkin' garden gnome.

You are on ya fat stinkin' garden gnome? Were even trying to make sense with that one?

Of course you can take anything hot, you're ceramic remember? And it is, and once you reach that horrible obesity, be sure to tell us.

As it stands, Gnomes do not gain of lose weight according to what they eat. They remain the same as the day the factory built them. Which means I can do cool shit like this...

*presses button on wrist, and large machinery drops from the ceiling and begins whirring all about DGG's body. When the dust settles*

TA-DA! *points to his extra four eyes, and feet the size of mack trucks*

Yeah, I get to that kinda stuff all the time. Actually gets kinda boring after a while...*sighs*

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The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-07-11 02:57am

Alex Moon wrote:If a guy admitted to knowing how to knit, how would that affect your opinion of him?

I don't see why it would; it's a very useful skill to have, and actually, a surprising number of older men actually know how to make simple repairs in their clothing, something that almost nobody, male or female, can do these days, which is just ridiculous. Of course, I'm not much of an expert on this, I confess.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-11 06:45am

I can cook, I can stich and own my own Singer, but I can knit, I used to do Needle point....

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-11 07:15am

Well, does my tendancy to weave my way to the gym each morning count?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-11 07:37am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: I don't see why it would; it's a very useful skill to have, and actually, a surprising number of older men actually know how to make simple repairs in their clothing, something that almost nobody, male or female, can do these days, which is just ridiculous. Of course, I'm not much of an expert on this, I confess.

Geez, I can do simple sewing repairs (actually, around here I qualify as an "older man"

). They're not that great and would be better if I didn't have to do them by hand but I bet most people could do at least some repairs if they bothered to give it a shot and had access to needle and thread.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-11 12:23pm

I tend to be of the opinion that guys doing anything remotely domestic are absolutely adorable.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-07-11 01:11pm

I can make dumplings from scratch. I can also cook noodles, rice, and make pancakes. Yum. No needle skills, though.

Damned lazy gnomes.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-07-11 01:50pm

I make a good breakfast! My french toast ownz joo.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-07-11 02:07pm

Like many things, I think its depends on the girl. I know a number of girls who would take it as a turn-off.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-11 02:38pm

True depends on the woman...but being single as long as I have(on and off for a few years at least)...you learn all sorts of things.

To sew, cook, clean, and other skills that having nothing do with maniliness persay.

Though I am able to cut trees down quite well, and put up a shed with little difficulty.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-14 08:48pm

Saurencaerthai wrote:Actually, it's just a good thing to have in general, as it is an important life skill, in my opinion.

Especially when you're hungry.

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