Ive decided to become a pastor

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-11 02:23am

since I like, know bible verses, and stuff.

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DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-11 02:57am

That would be wonderful.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-11 03:03am

That is scarey. What would you preach?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-11 03:07am

landover baptist.

Im memorizing the sermons now.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-11 03:17am

Really? I would get ordained just for the hell of it.

Heh, "ordained for the hell of it". I crack myself up.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-11 03:35am

I can easily envision 3 dozen new pastors here at sdnet.

we'd be more qualified then rr on religion

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-11 04:02am

Well I'm going to actually start a real theology course run from Sydney. Trouble is, it takes a long time and costs a bit.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-07-11 05:20am

A pastor? Don't you need sheep for that?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-11 05:23am

Enforcer Talen wrote:landover baptist.

Im memorizing the sermons now.

Aren't you afraid somebody would take you seriously?

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-11 07:06am

LOL, even though they say it is a satire site, i sometimes still wonder...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-11 07:54am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:landover baptist.

Im memorizing the sermons now.
Aren't you afraid somebody would take you seriously?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-11 11:03am

A pastor, how nice.

Have I mentioned that I'm a Pope?

Kenny_10_Bellys · Post by **Kenny_10_Bellys** » 2003-07-11 11:16am

I can top that, my friend just became a knight, and is now officially known as Sir Grant instead of plain old Grant. We live in Scotland but he found some bizarre website from a place in Ireland that somehow found a loophole in the law, and for 15 pound they make you a Sir. I thought he was talking out of his ass until he showed me his new drivers licence and his polling card from the recent elections. There it was in black and white! I think I fancy being Sir Kenny sometime soon...

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-07-11 11:30am

Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:I can top that, my friend just became a knight, and is now officially known as Sir Grant instead of plain old Grant. We live in Scotland but he found some bizarre website from a place in Ireland that somehow found a loophole in the law, and for 15 pound they make you a Sir. I thought he was talking out of his ass until he showed me his new drivers licence and his polling card from the recent elections. There it was in black and white! I think I fancy being Sir Kenny sometime soon...

Do you have to be a scottish citizen? Send more details if not!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-07-11 11:33am

I think my uncle(works as a chef/ITech guy) got ordained by mail...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-11 12:53pm

the universal life church will ordain you over the internet for free

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-11 01:20pm

Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:I can top that, my friend just became a knight, and is now officially known as Sir Grant instead of plain old Grant. We live in Scotland but he found some bizarre website from a place in Ireland that somehow found a loophole in the law, and for 15 pound they make you a Sir. I thought he was talking out of his ass until he showed me his new drivers licence and his polling card from the recent elections. There it was in black and white! I think I fancy being Sir Kenny sometime soon...

really? I want to be a knight too.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-11 01:51pm

XaLEv wrote:A pastor, how nice.
Have I mentioned that I'm a Pope?

[inside joke]You're not the pope! I'M THE POPE![/inside joke]

I wanna be a knight too...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-11 02:03pm

Well considering the entirely titular nature of being a knight, you can all be knights if you want. half the bloody population of britain are knights i think. lol

Kenny_10_Bellys · Post by **Kenny_10_Bellys** » 2003-07-11 02:29pm

No, it's a for-real thing. I've mailed my friend for the URL, but my search has uncovered a couple of sites that will make you a Knight for about 100 notes, regardless of nationality. My pal said his was 15 though, from somewhere in Ireland but he may have been bullshitting to hide the true cost. We'll see what he says...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-11 02:32pm

Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:No, it's a for-real thing. I've mailed my friend for the URL, but my search has uncovered a couple of sites that will make you a Knight for about 100 notes, regardless of nationality. My pal said his was 15 though, from somewhere in Ireland but he may have been bullshitting to hide the true cost. We'll see what he says...

It ain't for real, atleast, not British knighting. The only people with the authority to make you a Knight of Britain is the reigning monarch.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-11 02:34pm

I remember seeing a thing once about how you can have a title put in your name but it's still something like "Mr. Sir Rye Thy God" changed from "Mr Rye Thy God".

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-11 02:34pm

I wanna be the black night from the monry python and the holy grail!

"I'll bite your bloody legs off!"

I should become ordained, buy a church and preach evolution, but always put up signs making it seem as though i'm preaching religion.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-11 02:41pm

Darthdavid: just go to http://ulc.org/ and put in your information (or bullshit it, except your name, since it doesnt matter). They literally just hand these things out.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-11 02:52pm

Nah, fun to talk about but i'm far, far too lazy to actually act on it.