Role Reversals?

Matt7 · Post by **Matt7** » 2003-07-11 01:43am

Picture this: Due to a random act of luck (transporter misfiring, Q, etc) Kirk (and his crew) and Admiral Piett( and his crew) are switched. Kirk is now on an Impstar Deuce, and Piett and crew are on the Enterprise. What happens now?

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-07-11 02:25am

Kirk & crew begin masturbating intensely, while Piett takes his blaster and shoots himself in the head.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-07-11 02:32am

Kirk's evil side comes out and he conquer the Empire. He also spreads hundreds of STD's across this new galaxy. The Imp flys the ship to Earth and conquers the Federtion because of superior tatics and the fact that he knows what he is doing.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-11 02:42am

Kirk's crew runs frantically from station to station, trying to operate a ship with 1% crew.

Piett's crew is crushed to death when 37,000 people are squeezed into a Connie.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-07-11 02:44am

Hm Howedar's version certainly makes the most sense.

Equinox2003 · Post by **Equinox2003** » 2003-07-11 04:57am

Kirk would probably be quick to learn the propulsion of the ISD, in
order to get back to Fed space, thus giving them an edge over the
Klingons and Romulans, who where the main enemies of the Fed
in his day.

Piett would probably set about to upgrading the tech on the Fed ship.
Then decide if he wants to try and find Imp space or just rig up the
Enterprise as close to Imp level performance as he can, and take
over Fed space, thus making himself an emporer.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-11 10:00am

I like Howedar's version...and most likely what happens.

Striderteen · Post by **Striderteen** » 2003-07-11 01:48pm

Howedar wrote:Kirk's crew runs frantically from station to station, trying to operate a ship with 1% crew.

Piett's crew is crushed to death when 37,000 people are squeezed into a Connie.

Yeah, that sounds about right.