Jedi Masterhood

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-11 08:57pm

In a few days, my rank will be Jedi Master. What should I do to celebrate the event?

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-07-11 09:01pm

Surrender your soul to me.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-11 09:03pm

JediNeophyte wrote:Surrender your soul to me.

Uh... whats a soul?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-11 09:27pm

Celebrate by not making a "Hey look at me 1000pts thread"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-11 09:33pm

thecreech wrote:Celebrate by not making a "Hey look at me 1000pts thread"

But that would deny another +1 to countless others.

+1

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-11 09:33pm

thecreech wrote:Celebrate by not making a "Hey look at me 1000pts thread"

Alright, I won't. This thread will suffice.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-11 09:48pm

I just don't understand why people just put a BTW in that post. It's very easy

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-07-11 09:54pm

thecreech wrote:Celebrate by not making a "Hey look at me 1000pts thread"

Seconded+1

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-11 09:55pm

By joining SEGNOR and martyring yourself in the name of Allah! Or martyring yourself in the name of Jesus. Or whatever floats your boat, just strap on this bomb and go run into that crowd over there.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-11 09:57pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:By joining SEGNOR and martyring yourself in the name of Allah! Or martyring yourself in the name of Jesus. Or whatever floats your boat, just strap on this bomb and go run into that crowd over there.

I see. How do I join the not so Secret Gnome Revolution?

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-07-11 09:58pm

thecreech wrote:I just don't understand why people just put a BTW in that post. It's very easy

Alert the mods? In our moment of spammage?...I think you overestimate our chances

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-11 09:58pm

YT300000 wrote:I see. How do I join the not so Secret Gnome Revolution?

By asking to join in the usergroup section. Here, make it easy for ya.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-11 10:00pm

You should build a site dedicated to how ace i am, and why my views are better than everyone else's.

Alternatively, you could send a load of random people some irreverent PMs....it's nice to get mail!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-07-11 10:03pm

YT300000 wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:By joining SEGNOR and martyring yourself in the name of Allah! Or martyring yourself in the name of Jesus. Or whatever floats your boat, just strap on this bomb and go run into that crowd over there.
I see. How do I join the not so Secret Gnome Revolution?

Oh shit, not another Gnomite!

*lines up lasgun*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-11 10:05pm

JediNeophyte wrote:Oh shit, not another Gnomite!

*lines up lasgun*

*Laughs ever so maniacally*

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-07-11 10:13pm

JediNeophyte wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:By joining SEGNOR and martyring yourself in the name of Allah! Or martyring yourself in the name of Jesus. Or whatever floats your boat, just strap on this bomb and go run into that crowd over there.
I see. How do I join the not so Secret Gnome Revolution?
Oh shit, not another Gnomite!

*lines up lasgun*

They're comin out the walls!!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-11 10:18pm

Huh. I just realized I created the official SEGNOR usergroup description. Cool.

Uhh, now an on-topic moment: +1

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-11 10:18pm

Hmmmm...is this heading where i think it is?

::arranges orange underlings into bioelectricity plants powering tesla coils::

...just in case...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-11 10:30pm

Rye wrote:Hmmmm...is this heading where i think it is?

::arranges orange underlings into bioelectricity plants powering tesla coils::

...just in case...

Wait, the gnomish tesla coils have been put into use? *quickly shuffles papers around* That's not supposed to happen yet. Oh well.

Oh, about Tesla Coils, I still hear the sounds of troops getting fried from RA1 by them, when it's quiet. Freaks me out, it comes out of nowhere...

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-07-11 10:39pm

Make sure to PM Verilon at every one hundred posts. He loves it!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-11 11:19pm

You must master masturbation. Thus you should touch yourself at night.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-07-11 11:22pm

Okay, who opened the can of spam?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-11 11:23pm

I think YT300000 did!

+1

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-11 11:36pm

Durandal wrote:Okay, who opened the can of spam?

Does it matter? *Pops another cap*

+1

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-11 11:41pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Durandal wrote:Okay, who opened the can of spam?
Does it matter? *Pops another cap*

+1

I'll pop a cap in your...BOTTLE!
(inside joke, and a lame one at that.. I need to invite some of my RL friends onto the board so at least SOMEONE other than me will get these jokes...)

+1