Sex in the holodeck = jiz on the floor later?

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-07-09 10:13pm

Well, if they can recycle their "poop" and eat it, I suppose that applies to the magic tadpoles as well...

They probably just don't think about it too hard.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-07-09 10:40pm

Kurgan wrote:Well, if they can recycle their "poop" and eat it, I suppose that applies to the magic tadpoles as well...

They probably just don't think about it too hard.

I'd say they try real hard to not think about it, but six of one, half dozen of the other... *shrug*

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-10 02:19am

Kurgan wrote:Well, if they can recycle their "poop" and eat it, I suppose that applies to the magic tadpoles as well...

They probably just don't think about it too hard.

EWW!!

That gives new defenition to creamed corn...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-10 05:20am

Kurgan wrote:Well, if they can recycle their "poop" and eat it, I suppose that applies to the magic tadpoles as well...

That explains Neelix' cooking....

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-10 08:31pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Kurgan wrote:Well, if they can recycle their "poop" and eat it, I suppose that applies to the magic tadpoles as well...
That explains Neelix' cooking....

And why Janeway thinks it tastes good.

Adrian Tullberg · Post by **Adrian Tullberg** » 2003-07-12 04:35am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Kurgan wrote:Well, if they can recycle their "poop" and eat it, I suppose that applies to the magic tadpoles as well...
That explains Neelix' cooking....

"Jesus Christ! What is this shit?"

"I believe, Commander, that this is Leutenant Paris'"

"No, I ordered the soup."

"Maybe I should explain. In order to keep the fresh supplies ... supplied, I use replicated matter from the sanitation level."

"What? The sewerage?"

"Precisely! Commander, you are eating Leutenant Paris' by-products. B'lanna, you are consuming the Captain's waste, Leutenant, you are sucking down the Captain's leavings, and Captain, you are snacking on Ensign Kim's brown baby boy. Enjoy."

"Doctor, I am suddenly feeling this overwelming warmth and sense of superiority when I consider the fact that eating is, for me, an optional practice."

"Oh Mother of God ..."

"It's called 'being a smug bastard'. Look at the rest of the crew, and savor."

"Neelix! It's a good day to die! SLOWLY!"

"I like smug."

"Shall we celebrate our lack of consumption with a Holodeck session of 'The Magic Flute'?"

"Hunt that little freckled cretin down!"

"I was considering trying out the Ginger Lynn/Jenna Jameson simulation. Care to provide your ... expert opinion?"

"... Hail to the King, baby ..."