Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-12 02:14am

Ah. And because there are websites dedicated to other religions, all of those deities exist as well. It all makes sense now.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-07-12 02:15am

I love this one

"I as well as several others pray for this board. I think Satan and his minions try hard to take down a M[essage]B[oard] like this where there are thousands upon thousands of hits from guests an members."
- magnolia, RaptureReady

A rather inflated opinion of their board, isn't it.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-12 02:19am

neoolong wrote:Ah. And because there are websites dedicated to other religions, all of those deities exist as well. It all makes sense now.

The username of the person who said it is quite accurate, no?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-12 04:01am

Some of my favourites:

(note: Everything in italic are my comments.)

"As a matter of fact I do NOT let my kids watch ANYTHING with witchcraft, even wizard of oz."

"If we 'evolved' from gorillas, they would be extinct."

"And there won't be organ music playing during the Rapture - it will be trumpets"

"I would rather be a heartless conservative than a brainless liberal anyday!"

"I just finished watching another tape from
http://www.drdino.com [Kent Hovind's website]
It's not copyrighted so see if you can get the series on creation vs evolution. With three degrees I thought I was educated. I was duped. We have been lied too - the extent of the deception is incredible." (Hmm... Kent Hovind actually succeeded in deceiving people? That's a scary thought.)

"Since you don't believe in GOD , you aren't qualified to debate the matter."

"all i have to say is: look outside!! you can't say that all of nature just came into being, just popped up out of no where. thats hard for me to believe." (Too bad you just refuted creation instead of evolution.)

"A science fiction write named L. Ron Hubbard invented the religion of scientology in the middle of the twentieth century. The basic point is that an alien named Xenu came to earth and killed a whole bunch of other creatures with volcanoes... It's really one huge money making scam of a religion." (This is actually true!)

"Nothing is below Satan and I have no doubt that he is probably THE major cause of mental illnesses."

"I'll take God's book over my brain & think power any day!!" (Hey, at least he's honest!)

"Strawman means nothing to me! I tell you how it is."

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-07-12 04:28am

Some of my faves:

"Muslims always lie to get their way, and then they go ahead doing exactly what they were doing before. Oh well, a lot of people are going to suffer because of this sham."
- Jesus Groupie, RaptureReady

"Did you see the spirit that was attacking you? Once, long ago I saw an evil spirit attacking me, and looked nothing like the evil vampire crap you see in movies and tv. He was blue colored and wore a crown."
- Drailon, RaptureReady

[To a Catholic] "Sounds to me like you have pre-decided that what your church tells you to believe is 100% correct. "
- Hootmon, RaptureReady

"The fact the bible was translated in several languages spanning different areas of the world. When you translate them back to the original form, they are the same. NO WAY THAT COULD BE DONE WITHOUT DIVINE INTERVENTION."
- r8ermang, RaptureReady

"It seems to me that everything around us--plants, brains, eyes, ears, taste buds, cats, dogs, books, electricity, sunlight, and even the belief in God--is all evidence that there must be a God. After all, a nationwide pole shows that 7% of people in the US are actual atheists, and 47% believe the earth to be created within the last 10 thousand years. "
- booboocruise, EvC Forum

"Anything divided by 0 equals 0, so a [Big Bang] singularity is still zero."
- Magus55, RaptureReady

And my favorite:

"Keep in mind also about the Yugi-oh cards. I saw them (have had a bg with paganism and wicca) and I knew what they were before I Saw the name. These are very clearly demonic.. and after seeing them, a week later in the Dollar Tree store in a local town, we (parents and I) fell upon a book explaining the ancient mysteries of Yugi-oh......... and it falls right in line with Poke-mon/Wicca/Paganism and Neo Paganism/Druidism."
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady

The problem being that they're one of those who's "done something" that caused them to be a fundie (prolly experienced someone go completely schizo). And now they're trying to equate Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon with tarot cards.

~ver

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-12 04:41am

Umm, I have here a member of Canis Lupus who would like to dispute any slanders about the statement "Original Dog", just because millions of years ago some cousins of his ancestors got lazy and started hanging out with you cro-mags. leading to the eventual downfall of the Neandrathal...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-12 09:38am

I liked the thread these came from.

[After someone says that's a bigoted comment] "No, it's the truth. Muslims hate Christians and Jews. They lie and kill. Truth hurts but it's the truth."
- Becky, Administrator of RaptureReady

"Like I said, we have had many threads on this subject. We know the facts and we have read the Quran. Get your facts straight or no one is going to take you seriously."
- Becky, Administrator of RaptureReady

[Looking for the 'ban' button after the guy refutes the above comments again] "I think you are on the wrong message board. We discuss facts here, not sling mud."
- Becky, Administrator of RaptureReady

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-12 09:40am

XaLEv wrote:I liked the thread these came from.

[After someone says that's a bigoted comment] "No, it's the truth. Muslims hate Christians and Jews. They lie and kill. Truth hurts but it's the truth."
- Becky, Administrator of RaptureReady

"Like I said, we have had many threads on this subject. We know the facts and we have read the Quran. Get your facts straight or no one is going to take you seriously."
- Becky, Administrator of RaptureReady

[Looking for the 'ban' button after the guy refutes the above comments again] "I think you are on the wrong message board. We discuss facts here, not sling mud."
- Becky, Administrator of RaptureReady

Note that the same arguments can be used against Christianity rather easily. Funny, isn't it?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-12 01:35pm

verilon wrote:
The problem being that they're one of those who's "done something" that caused them to be a fundie (prolly experienced someone go completely schizo). And now they're trying to equate Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon with tarot cards.

~ver

QUICK - before some new-age kook tries to make a Yu-Gi-Oh tarot deck!! (Well, considering that they've made a Lovecraft Tarot Deck, I wouldn't be surprised by a Yu-Gi-Oh tarot)