The elusive male double orgasm

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I find this amusing, but I'm not sure why...

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this is actually the whole reason I posted, but where are people at 4 AM EST? Staying up all night looking at SD.net is pointless when the posts slow to a crawl like this...

oh well, off to get more caffene
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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:I find this amusing, but I'm not sure why...

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this is actually the whole reason I posted, but where are people at 4 AM EST? Staying up all night looking at SD.net is pointless when the posts slow to a crawl like this...

oh well, off to get more caffene
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*ahem* Look who else is posting, and I find it to be 2:30 am, so :P

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Since I'm a loser who'll never amount to nothin', I yank the pork very often instead of trying to get laid (though I have been laid before), so I've plenty of practice on my techniques. :P

I've gone 7 TIMES IN A ROW without stopping, gentlemen (and interested ladies)! You need a fuckload of perseverance to even have the will to attempt anything after your second load, let alone 5 more times nonstop. What comes out is usually just like water...no whiteness whatsoever. Oh yeah, and your orgasms will actually hurt you.

What works for me is to NOT jerk off at least twice a day like I usually do. Go like 4 days without doing this. You'll be as horny as hell, and may actually want to whack off just for the sake of whacking off.

I'll have you know this was before I got the internet, and only had my imagination to fuel my dirty mind. :twisted:

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It's mind over matter, seriously. Just learn to sense where your body's going and try to keep your body stable while doing ...whatever your doing.

If you have the mental discipline for it, you can keep going and going and going, and if you prefer it, you can stick a duracell battery up your ass too.

The idea is to be relaxed but tense in the right areas at the key times, then you can keep it going up and down in your tubes, releasing as much as you want with sufficient practise.
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My situation was based on teenage hormones, though I'm positive I could do it again with the mastering of techniques.
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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No, I've never managed two without a brake, but I have had something resembling a machine gun orgasm. That isn't quite what you mean, but it's sort of there.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:No, I've never managed two without a brake, but I have had something resembling a machine gun orgasm. That isn't quite what you mean, but it's sort of there.
That would be the "Peter North" orgasm.
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If a male has more than one orgasm, the first one wasn't good enough.
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I've blown the load and kept going plenty of times. After the second round without a stop though, it gets kind of hard to fire off again. For me anyway. Besides, after you've satisfied yourself and your partner your just showing off anyway. :P
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kojikun wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:And pray your new 'friend' doesn't have a 13inch dick...
Hold the phone, I'm praying FOR that. :shock:
despite bring heterosexual, I think I can guess that's the kind of thing that would sound better than it actually is. There are some girls I know who wouldn't let a dick that big anywhere near their innermost person, as it were.
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Yeah. A 13 inch dick would be similar in proportions to your forearm, I think. You could kill a woman with that. There was an article in the Rolling Stone about a guy who actually did have a penis of that size, and the impression was that it was a real confidence booster, but besides that it pretty much sucked ass.

And no, I've never double orgasmed. It never seemed worthwhile.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:And pray your new 'friend' doesn't have a 13inch dick...
Holy Shit. How would that fit in his pants? :?
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Male double orgasm? Never heard of it.
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Demiurge wrote:Male double orgasm? Never heard of it.
Janeway wouldn't have. :P
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YT300000 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:And pray your new 'friend' doesn't have a 13inch dick...
Holy Shit. How would that fit in his pants? :?
Put it down a leg as normal i would've though. When it gets erect he'd have to hop presumably though. If he doesn't pass out from blood rerouting.
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