Sex records.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-07-12 04:24am

I was looking on this site and this is what I found:

Life-long celibates don’t usually go around proclaiming their frigid existence, but I was able to turn up some info on several, and the oldest I could find was none other than the great scientist Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1727). Newt, it seems, was such a prude that he didn’t get into any relationship until he was middle-aged, and most historians believe it went unconsummated. It’s also unlikely that he availed himself of, you know, commercial outlets. In the end he died a virgin at the age of 85.

Which raises my question, what's your personal sex records?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-12 11:49am

Nonexistant.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-12 12:01pm

There are billions of chicks in the world that I haven't nailed.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-12 12:12pm

None. I'm old fashioned.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-12 01:16pm

None, cause I'm unattractive. Tho I'm working on changing that.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-07-12 01:23pm

not bad but I could do with more sex

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-12 03:45pm

kojikun wrote:None, cause I'm unattractive. Tho I'm working on changing that.

How do you change how attractive you are? Body language?

apocolypse · Post by **apocolypse** » 2003-07-12 03:59pm

kojikun wrote:None, cause I'm unattractive. Tho I'm working on changing that.

Hijack...dude, is Eddie Izzard your av?

And like Rye says....u need to elaborate.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-07-12 04:16pm

apocolypse wrote:
kojikun wrote:None, cause I'm unattractive. Tho I'm working on changing that.
Hijack...dude, is Eddie Izzard your av?

And like Rye says....u need to elaborate.

That's Eddie alright.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-12 05:23pm

Rye: Loosing some weight would help

Apoc: Eddie Izzard, Executive Transvestite

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-12 06:18pm

two girls in one night

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-12 06:20pm

thecreech wrote:two girls in one night

Talking to or doing.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-12 06:36pm

Nonexistant.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-07-12 07:29pm

Obviously not a virgin

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-12 07:32pm

Darth Wong wrote:Obviously not a virgin

Sure Mike, whatever you say.

That was a joke, if you didn't know.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-12 07:35pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Sure Mike, whatever you say.
That was a joke, if you didn't know.

[parinoia mode]Ha...ha...Sure it is... *engages shifty eyes*[/paranoia mode]

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-12 07:36pm

I'm thinking your sitting next to me on the virgin boat, Gnome.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-12 07:37pm

Darth Wong wrote:Obviously not a virgin

Yeah you are...Ass-virgin!

But so am I (an ass-virgin that is), and that's a good thing.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-12 07:38pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I'm thinking your sitting next to me on the virgin boat, Gnome.

[paranoia mode]Now whatever would make you think that...BACK OFF! *points* SHRINK-RAY![/paranoia]

We soooo need a shifty eyes emoticon

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-12 08:25pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:We soooo need a shifty eyes emoticon.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-12 08:39pm

Montcalm wrote:
thecreech wrote:two girls in one night
Talking to or doing.

Doing... but not at the same time. One girl at 8pm and one at 11pm

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-12 08:43pm

thecreech wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
thecreech wrote:two girls in one night
Talking to or doing.
Doing... but not at the same time. One girl at 8pm and one at 11pm

Thats what i figured,and i guess that made your whole minute.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-12 10:20pm

Montcalm wrote:
Thats what i figured,and i guess that made your whole minute.

2 minutes you asshole...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-12 10:23pm

thecreech wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Thats what i figured,and i guess that made your whole minute.
2 minutes you asshole...

To quote the small lawyer from Ally McBeal "Wah you hurt my feelings"

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-12 10:30pm

One of the few uses I found for my student planner was to use it to keep track of which girl I was going out with when so I wouldn't double book and end up with 2 pissed off girls wanting to kill me.