*Growls* But my name is David...Hethrir wrote:It's ok, i can understand that you know how cool the name truely is, so you can join our clubCaptain_Cyran wrote:I'm technically not a David. But I am a David.
My first name is Matthew, but I go by my middle name which is David. (And if any of you say that my name isn't David you will get an evil glare and a knife in the back.)
How many Davids are there at SD.net?
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Except that it isn't the same difference. Michaelangelo doesn't translate to just Michael. Besides, Michaelangelo was the lamest of the ninja turtles.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I migth also add that there is a NINJA TURTLE named after us Mikes (don't nitpick either, Michael-Michaelangalo, same difference). Come now silly Davids, can you beat a reptilian kung-fu master partnered with a wizard, partenered with a really smart guy, partnered with coolest guy in the known universe? You lose little man. Game, set, match. Mikes win!
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Says who? They look the same enough to me damnit!Gil Hamilton wrote:Except that it isn't the same difference. Michaelangelo doesn't translate to just Michael.
Having a lame Ninja Turtle named after you is better than having none at all, IMO.Besides, Michaelangelo was the lamest of the ninja turtles.
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There was also a dumbshit spamming troll named Mike. Go look up "Mike_6002". He was quite the Village Idiot before he got banned.RogueIce wrote:Ha! I am a Mike as well. So I am in the elite company of Wong, Ossus, DGG, and Gandalf.
The Mikes 0wnz j00!!
David n00bs!!
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Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Oh, of course it is. Everyone can be a David if they want to be.Captain_Cyran wrote:*Growls* But my name is David...Hethrir wrote:It's ok, i can understand that you know how cool the name truely is, so you can join our clubCaptain_Cyran wrote:I'm technically not a David. But I am a David.
My first name is Matthew, but I go by my middle name which is David. (And if any of you say that my name isn't David you will get an evil glare and a knife in the back.)
ROFL, sorry about that, i just couldn't help it
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Because Michaelangelo is a seperate name than Michael in Italian.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Says who? They look the same enough to me damnit!
You assume that we'd even want to be named after a ninja that announces his presence to his enemies by shouting "Cowabunga, dude".Having a lame Ninja Turtle named after you is better than having none at all, IMO.
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"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Yeah, well, he is one, out of five of us.aerius wrote:There was also a dumbshit spamming troll named Mike. Go look up "Mike_6002". He was quite the Village Idiot before he got banned.RogueIce wrote:Ha! I am a Mike as well. So I am in the elite company of Wong, Ossus, DGG, and Gandalf.
The Mikes 0wnz j00!!
David n00bs!!
And, keep in mind, all five of us have positive Custom Titles and two are SuperMods with another two being MiniMods (as well as one being the Almighty Admin and the Board Owner).
So there. You lame Davids.
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And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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BTW, I'm not a David. My real name is so obscure that a Google search only comes up with 4 hits. I'm special.RogueIce wrote:Yeah, well, he is one, out of five of us.
And, keep in mind, all five of us have positive Custom Titles and two are SuperMods with another two being MiniMods (as well as one being the Almighty Admin and the Board Owner).
So there. You lame Davids.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Gnomish discrimination! Discrimination I tell ya! Where's that hotline at?DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*
Besides, Gandalf started the whole thing. Don't blame us, blame him.
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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I can't help it if I have a cool name, but I gave the Daves a bit of info. It should equal out.RogueIce wrote:Gnomish discrimination! Discrimination I tell ya! Where's that hotline at?DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*
Besides, Gandalf started the whole thing. Don't blame us, blame him.
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didn't we stop doing these awhile ago?Captain_Cyran wrote:*Decides hell with the sling and pulls out the artillery cannons.* Okay, what sector do I have to vaporize?DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*
*vapourizes Cyran's cannons from space*
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Man, those cannons were expensive too...oh well.Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:didn't we stop doing these awhile ago?Captain_Cyran wrote:*Decides hell with the sling and pulls out the artillery cannons.* Okay, what sector do I have to vaporize?DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*
*vapourizes Cyran's cannons from space*
Davids in history have a far better, well, history. Then Mikes.
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I am neutral in this, 'cause I'm actually a Chris (Christopher, or if you use the flawed Florida system of recording important stuff, i'm Chrisophe, with no "r"), but If I had to be a david or a mike, it would probably be Mike. The name just seems cooler for some reason. and my initials would be MTB, which seems better than DTB...
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MY NAME IS DAVID AND I LIKE CHEESE.
KTHXBYE
Well, not really.
I hate cheese.
KTHXBYE
Well, not really.
I hate cheese.
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*High-fives Neophyte* Truth and nothing but the truth man.JediNeophyte wrote:MY NAME IS DAVID AND I LIKE CHEESE.
KTHXBYE
Well, not really.
I hate cheese.
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Leave the Dark Side behind and become a Michael. It is your destiny!David wrote:I'm teh one and only.
Of course other people say I look like my name should be Michael, nd every body I've ever met has told me I look like Dean Cain.
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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*Smacks Rogue with a wet trout* Don't try to convert the David's.RogueIce wrote:Leave the Dark Side behind and become a Michael. It is your destiny!David wrote:I'm teh one and only.
Of course other people say I look like my name should be Michael, nd every body I've ever met has told me I look like Dean Cain.
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You would banish them to a life of mediocrity?Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks Rogue with a wet trout* Don't try to convert the David's.RogueIce wrote:Leave the Dark Side behind and become a Michael. It is your destiny!David wrote:I'm teh one and only.
Of course other people say I look like my name should be Michael, nd every body I've ever met has told me I look like Dean Cain.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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If by that you mean banish them to the worst planar existance possible where they will suffer most painfully for 5 thousand years before dying...sure.Gandalf wrote:You would banish them to a life of mediocrity?Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks Rogue with a wet trout* Don't try to convert the David's.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Hey, does Wong's son have a degree in science and stuff? I think not! He's just a kid (AFAIK), so BLEH!Captain_Cyran wrote:Boo yah, boo yah!
Bah, us Daves are beyond your "science". As a matter of fact, I'm levitating three feet above my chair, and writing this with my mind.
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Well, Um, There's a real idiot named mike in my school, but theres also a christian fundamentalist with a very powerful wall of ignorance named david so i geuss thats about zero gain zero loss from me to both sides. On a plus i got ninety eight on my final french exam so...um-uh? Oh yeah... plus one to the davids . Though all the french appears to have drained out of my head and onto the test so i cant currently think of any good insults .
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