Someone should edit together some footage....

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-07-12 11:48am

... to make a short "Star Wars vs. Star Trek" movie.

Idle thoughts went through my head as I watched the various TNG, Ds9, etc shows and movies, etc.

Like when the bridge crew is awed by a huge, powerful ship... just imagine editing it so what they see on their viewscreen is a Star Destroyer and they react to Vader saying something.

Would be pretty funny anyway. ; )

Marc Xavier · Post by **Marc Xavier** » 2003-07-12 03:18pm

Picard: "Open hailing frequencies."

Vader": "*whooopurrrrrr*"

Picard: "I am Captain Jean Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets."

Vader: "......*long pause* *turns aside and chokes a random admiral* What the fuck this isnt Hoth, I told that fuck-snot idiot Ozzel we should have taken a right at Dagobah..."

Data: "Sir, if I may be so bold. I believe the grammatically correct phrasing would be 'I told that fu--'"

Entire Bridge Crew: "Shut up, Data."

Sorry, random mood.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-12 04:07pm

Marc Xavier wrote:Picard: "Open hailing frequencies."

Vader": "*whooopurrrrrr*"

Picard: "I am Captain Jean Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets."

Vader: "......*long pause* *turns aside and chokes a random admiral* What the fuck this isnt Hoth, I told that fuck-snot idiot Ozzel we should have taken a right at Dagobah..."

Data: "Sir, if I may be so bold. I believe the grammatically correct phrasing would be 'I told that fu--'"

Entire Bridge Crew: "Shut up, Data."

Sorry, random mood.

Instead of shut up Data, the Executor fires a single shot at the E-D.

Cut to scene of E-D exploding (Cause and Effect).

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-12 05:55pm

Editing together video so that it appears to run coherently would be extremely difficult.

Editing audio clips together would be much easier...

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-12 07:52pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Editing together video so that it appears to run coherently would be extremely difficult.

Editing audio clips together would be much easier...

Like this (from Dalton's site) http://www.daltonator.net/fanfics/multi ... icard1.wav

Marc Xavier · Post by **Marc Xavier** » 2003-07-12 09:07pm

YT300000, your limited sense of humor astounds me. What ever happened to playfully poking fun at a character?

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-07-12 09:54pm

I would prefer to see one with Kirk.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-12 10:43pm

Marc Xavier wrote:YT300000, your limited sense of humor astounds me. What ever happened to playfully poking fun at a character?

Hey, I'm not the one who made that.

Marc Xavier · Post by **Marc Xavier** » 2003-07-12 11:26pm

Tell me, who is your favorite Star Trek character? Do you even like Star Trek?

Marc Xavier · Post by **Marc Xavier** » 2003-07-12 11:29pm

In other news, I would suggest perhaps putting together an edit where Luke is complaining about being in the-ass-end-of-space Tatooine and wishing for someone to teleport him "off this rock" and mesh that either with him being beamed somewhere or someone being beamed down.

Picard) *beams down dressed up in Emperor garb* *turns around to face Luke* ....you were expecting someone else?

TurboPhaser · Post by **TurboPhaser** » 2003-07-13 01:11am

Hehe interesting idea.....

E.g: TNG 'The Neutral Zone'

Worf: Its as if some great force scooped the machine elements off the planet.
Star Destroyer: Hi there. I did that, I was hungry.
Picard: Holy crap!
Riker: (high pitched girly voice) Shields! Lock Phasers!!
Star Destroyer: Aw, don't be like that! Here, i'll let Darth talk to you.
Picard: Darth?
Darth Vader: yes, Darth. Short for Darth Vader.
Picard: I am Captain jean Leauc Picard, Captain of the United Federation of Planets Starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D.
Darth Vader: Uh, ok. I've already said who I am, and this is a Star Destroyer. Of......The Empire.
Picard: Pffft! My intro was far more long and impressive.
Darth Vader: So? My ship is longer and more impressive than yours!
Picard: (getting agitated) Ha! A big dumb triangle! I'll tell you whats longer than yours! My di-
Riker: Captain!
Picard: What?!
Riker: You almost swore sir!
Picard: Oh no! I'm a disgrace to Starfleet. I resign my commission.
Riker: Great! Now, that i'm in command, I propose we kill Wesley.
Darth: Wesley?
Riker: Yes, a little snot nosed teenage know it all.
Darth: Ooo! Let us have him, we can use his brain in our robots!
Riker: Good idea! Can you do us a favour?
Darth: Name it!
Riker: Send us a video of the extraction?
Darth: No problem! We'll even extract it while he's still alive if you like!
Riker: Cool!

And so the adventure continues.........

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-13 01:13am

TurboPhaser wrote:*snip*

haha, I love it...

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-07-13 01:28am

TurboPhaser wrote:Hehe interesting idea.....
<snip>

You made me chuckle. That means you get to live today.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-13 01:43am

Though it'll be tough to find them saying all those words...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-13 01:47am

I remember hearing one a long time ago, it had the big grand opening of the Imperial March, then had Garak say: "You're either lost, or desperately in need of a good tailor.".

Good for a chuckle.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-07-13 02:15am

TurboPhaser wrote:Hehe interesting idea.....

E.g: TNG 'The Neutral Zone'

Worf: Its as if some great force scooped the machine elements off the planet.
Star Destroyer: Hi there. I did that, I was hungry.
Picard: Holy crap!
Riker: (high pitched girly voice) Shields! Lock Phasers!!
Star Destroyer: Aw, don't be like that! Here, i'll let Darth talk to you.
Picard: Darth?
Darth Vader: yes, Darth. Short for Darth Vader.
Picard: I am Captain jean Leauc Picard, Captain of the United Federation of Planets Starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D.
Darth Vader: Uh, ok. I've already said who I am, and this is a Star Destroyer. Of......The Empire.
Picard: Pffft! My intro was far more long and impressive.
Darth Vader: So? My ship is longer and more impressive than yours!
Picard: (getting agitated) Ha! A big dumb triangle! I'll tell you whats longer than yours! My di-
Riker: Captain!
Picard: What?!
Riker: You almost swore sir!
Picard: Oh no! I'm a disgrace to Starfleet. I resign my commission.
Riker: Great! Now, that i'm in command, I propose we kill Wesley.
Darth: Wesley?
Riker: Yes, a little snot nosed teenage know it all.
Darth: Ooo! Let us have him, we can use his brain in our robots!
Riker: Good idea! Can you do us a favour?
Darth: Name it!
Riker: Send us a video of the extraction?
Darth: No problem! We'll even extract it while he's still alive if you like!
Riker: Cool!

And so the adventure continues.........

You should have said that they have a droid like that.

Marc Xavier · Post by **Marc Xavier** » 2003-07-13 03:21am

Picard: Oh no! I'm a disgrace to Starfleet. I resign my commission.
Riker: Great! Now, that i'm in command, I propose we kill Wesley.

LOL!!!!!! CLASSIC.

TurboPhaser · Post by **TurboPhaser** » 2003-07-13 03:34am

Thanks for the compliments!

I present part 2:

Riker: (walking down corridor) Remember, we must take him alive!
Data: Yes sir.

(In the Crusher's quarters)
Wesley: Wow, I didnt know the Spice Channel was so wet! Oh wait, thats me.....
(Door opens and security team arrives)
Riker: Good evening Wesley, do you mind if we abduct you, send you over to a colosal alien vessel to have your brain removed while alive and have it transplanted into a robot?
Wesley: (whiny voice) Aaaaw, if i do that, i'll miss the Bugs Bunny cartoons tonight!
Riker: You dont understand, you would be dead.
Wesley: Ooooooh. Ok, I dont wanna.
Riker: Too bad. *shoots Wesley with phaser*
Wesley: GAK!
Worf: Sir, Darth Vader has just beamed aboard in response to your invitation.
Riker: Good, have him brought here.
(A few minutes pass)
Darth Vader: Hi all, have you got the kid?
Riker: Yup, I stunned him. *points*
Darth: Yerk, he looks so geeky.
Riker: Tell me about it. So, how do you like the ship?
Darth: Its very nice! I liked that transporter thing, it makes you feel all fuzzy inside! And the beige all over this ship is very relaxing. Overall, the ships a bit small for my tastes, but i like it.
Riker: Good to hear! You want to take the kid now?
Darth: Ok, I think-
Beverly: (entering and shreiking) What is going ON HERE!?! What have you done to my son!!?!!? And what is THAT thing?!? *points at Darth*
Riker: Uh, i'm needed on the bridge, exscuse me. *runs off*
Beverly: Worf! Tell me whats happening!
Worf: Not now Doctor, i'll tell you after the dissection.
Beverly: Oh. Well allright, but immediatley after! No dawdling! *flounces off*
Darth: Did she not realise you were talking about her son?
Worf: Hmmm, apparently not. I'll make sure she sees the video.
Darth: Ok, oh by the way does your ship use VHS or BETA?
Worf: VHS, we have all the lates Starfleet technology.
Darth: Okey Dokey, lets drag him to the shuttlebay, I got a ship waiting.
Worf: Ok, should we drag him by his head or foot?
Darth: Which would be most painful?
Worf: The head.
Darth: Head it is then! Oh, and could u bring a recording of that Spice Channel with you?

The adventure continues to continue......

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-13 12:42pm

Marc Xavier wrote:Tell me, who is your favorite Star Trek character? Do you even like Star Trek?

My favorite character is Q. I like Star Trek. Just not the new crap.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-13 12:54pm

TurboPhaser wrote:Beverly: Worf! Tell me whats happening!
Worf: Not now Doctor, i'll tell you after the dissection.
Beverly: Oh. Well allright, but immediatley after! No dawdling! *flounces off*
Darth: Did she not realise you were talking about her son?
Worf: Hmmm, apparently not. I'll make sure she sees the video.
Darth: Ok, oh by the way does your ship use VHS or BETA?
Worf: VHS, we have all the lates Starfleet technology.

That's pretty damn funny ...

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-07-13 01:06pm

I can already see that Darth accuses them of cheating him, because the brain was worthless, and shooting the Enterprise to space dust....

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-07-13 01:16pm

Ooh! A monumental moment of cooperation between Starfleet and Empire!

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-07-13 07:18pm

YT300000 wrote:
Marc Xavier wrote:
YT300000 wrote:My favorite character is Q. I like Star Trek. Just not the new crap.
New crap as in everything after TNG?
Except for about half of DS9, a few Voyager episodes and First Contact (haven't seen Nemesis yet).

Don't. It is better just to get the book.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-07-14 01:54am

Wow there is a serious temporal anomaly here

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-07-14 02:29am

Marc Xavier wrote:
YT300000 wrote:My favorite character is Q. I like Star Trek. Just not the new crap.
New crap as in everything after TNG?

Marc, don't try to reason with the noob. I should know.