DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!

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DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!

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*Shep punches Einy out and steals his railgun*

"Sorry, Einy, but I need this more than you."

*Shep Jetpacks over to PNY Technology's HQ and
starts madly railing everything in sight*

*whips out Railgun and aims*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Shep laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Design Engineer's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

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IMPRESSIVE!!

*repeat 1,000 times*

*Shep then Jetpacks over to Bethesda Softwork's, who were responsible
for pirates of the carribean PC game*

*whips out Railgun and aims*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Shep laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs dumbshit programmer's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

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IMPRESSIVE!!

*Shep then jetpacks home and breaks his brother's legs one by one
enjoying the screams of pain as bone splinters*

Yes, I woke up this morning to find that my computer would not BOOT
at all....I screamed at my brother, and found that it stopped working
last night...

I then replaced the battery, no go, then I pulled the video card, and BING,
it began to boot. I replaced my GeForce 4 Ti with the shitty OEM Radeon
that came with it, and it booted up normally...

death to my brother for burning out the GOOD video card and forcing
me to do with the Radeon!
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Well that sucks shit for you. So far the only components I've ever killed are a modem and a transformer.
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Anything involving PNY is crap. Have fun trying to RMA the fucker. It took me just short of 2 months to get an RMA with those cocksuckers.

Btw, to give an idea how bad their hardware sucks: I got the new card back on RMA (GF4 Ti-4600), put it in, lines on the screen in all but my main system... Like hell was that POS replacing the Ti-4200 8X that was quite happily running rings around it. So, second RMA and a deal with a local store to trade it for a "downgrade" (more like MAJOR upgrade) to an MSI Ti-4200 8x (not nearly as good as my V928S-TVD, but still way the hell better than that PNY POS)
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Well that sucks shit for you. So far the only components I've ever killed are a modem and a transformer.
I have a sneaking suspicioun that the Pirates of the Caribbean PC
game burned out the card, as it was developed for X Box only, and
the dumbshit programmers who ported it to the PC never included
options for reducing the resolution, or level of detail, causing my
card to burn out... :evil:
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MKSheppard wrote:
I have a sneaking suspicioun that the Pirates of the Caribbean PC
game burned out the card, as it was developed for X Box only, and
the dumbshit programmers who ported it to the PC never included
options for reducing the resolution, or level of detail, causing my
card to burn out... :evil:
Running constantly at max capacity and beyond could do that. It coming from X Box, evil piece of shit, alone could do it as well.

Only time I thought it had a video card issue turned out to be a bad monitor. But then my computer is always been well behind the curve capability wise so I can't even try to run high end games.
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Sea Skimmer wrote: Running constantly at max capacity and beyond could do that. It coming from X Box, evil piece of shit, alone could do it as well.
Why do you think I'm uninstalling it and revoking my brother's admin
priveliges? :twisted:
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MKSheppard wrote:
Why do you think I'm uninstalling it and revoking my brother's admin
priveliges? :twisted:
Considering that he seems to fuck up your computer at least once a month, why exactly wasn't that done before?
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Sea Skimmer wrote: Considering that he seems to fuck up your computer at least once a month, why exactly wasn't that done before?
Maybe because I'm a big softie....this time it sticks :D
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Damn, I wish i had leave to do that to my sisters account. She's always installing stupid screen savers and crap. Last time one came with ad ware (most of them do) in the form of hot bar. It had a few write protected files that would automaticly re install it and that refused to stop being write protected. The solution, re-name all the offending files and delete them. It took me a week to work this out,.
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*wakes up*

Ooowwwww... WTF happened?

*sees his Railgun missing. Flips open wrist comm and starts dialing.*

Kiki, hey sweety, yup, I need another one... Yes I know, I haven't been around much... Yes, bullshit business. Don't worry, I'll swing by Valhalla later.... Yes, I got lube. Hehehe!... Ok here's the coordinates. Thanks! Lata sweetybaby! >click<

*A Brand New Railgun and a hundred slugs materializes a couple meters away from Sn0. Sn0 tries to get up, but nearly falls back down again. Then he notices the blood.

Aw fuck! Time for a fuggin bacta patch!

*puts bacta patch on head and then realizes something*

Why is my ass sore!?

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This is why noone knows the password to my comp :D. Anyone wants to fuck with it, they have to do it with me standing right over their shoulder.
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this thing won't stop saying it has new posts, I'm hoping posting in it will fix that.
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Re: DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!

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MKSheppard wrote:*Shep punches Einy out and steals his railgun*

"Sorry, Einy, but I need this more than you."

<snip>
*Shep laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Design Engineer's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

<snip>
That's all the railgun can do? My ass has more power! :)

*Enigma proceeds to level mountains with his ass.* :twisted:

Edit: Blah Blah Blah.
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MKSheppard wrote:Why do you think I'm uninstalling it and revoking my brother's admin priveliges? :twisted:
Just nuke his account to begin with and forbid him from touching it! :)
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My little sis can't touch my computer without me there, and I ended up restricting her to user-level access on her own computer because I was sick of having to fix it all the time.
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Enigma wrote: *Enigma proceeds to level mountains with his ass.* :twisted:

Edit: Blah Blah Blah.
ENIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!

YOURE BACK!!!


*Shoots enigma dead*

*moments later another Enigma pops out of the dead Enigma's ass*
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Re: DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!

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MKSheppard wrote:
Enigma wrote: *Enigma proceeds to level mountains with his ass.* :twisted:

Edit: Blah Blah Blah.
ENIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!

YOURE BACK!!!


*Shoots enigma dead*

*moments later another Enigma pops out of the dead Enigma's ass*
Aw Jesus H Fucking Christ, a TGOD!

*hits a button on his wrist comm. Seconds later, his blue Space Camaro lands and he hops in Before the cockpit closes, Sn0 can be heard speaking:*

Ah the joy of slave-rigging!

*then Sn0 revs the engine and within seconds is out of sight, a loud echoing thunder the only evidence he was ever here...*
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *then Sn0 revs the engine and within seconds is out of sight, a loud echoing thunder the only evidence he was ever here...*
And then his Space Camaro explodes...

This isn't a TGOD, this is saying hello to Engima....
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MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *then Sn0 revs the engine and within seconds is out of sight, a loud echoing thunder the only evidence he was ever here...*
And then his Space Camaro explodes...

This isn't a TGOD, this is saying hello to Engima....
Don't be so sure. That was a decoy!

*the Real Space Camaro swings by, picks Sn0 up, then heads into Hyperspace almost the moment the cockpit closes*

Sorry about that atmospheric hyperspace jump...

*A small device materializes where the Camaro was parked a moment ago. It has a LED display that reads: 10
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ENJOY!!!*

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Uhm, I see this thread getting locked very soon.

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*wakes up*

Ooowwwww... WTF happened?

*sees his Railgun missing. Flips open wrist comm and starts dialing.*

Kiki, hey sweety, yup, I need another one... Yes I know, I haven't been around much... Yes, bullshit business. Don't worry, I'll swing by Valhalla later.... Yes, I got lube. Hehehe!... Ok here's the coordinates. Thanks! Lata sweetybaby! >click<

*A Brand New Railgun and a hundred slugs materializes a couple meters away from Sn0. Sn0 tries to get up, but nearly falls back down again. Then he notices the blood.

Aw fuck! Time for a fuggin bacta patch!

*puts bacta patch on head and then realizes something*

Why is my ass sore!?

:shock:
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MKSheppard wrote:
Enigma wrote: *Enigma proceeds to level mountains with his ass.* :twisted:

Edit: Blah Blah Blah.
ENIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!

YOURE BACK!!!


*Shoots enigma dead*

*moments later another Enigma pops out of the dead Enigma's ass*
Well I've been here for a while under another name. Up until this week I was under the name "xtreme". Now that's been said...

*Drops his pants and shits out depleted uranium turds at Shep at 1,000 rounds per second, ventilating him.*
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *then Sn0 revs the engine and within seconds is out of sight, a loud echoing thunder the only evidence he was ever here...*
And then his Space Camaro explodes...

This isn't a TGOD, this is saying hello to Engima....
Don't be so sure. That was a decoy!

*the Real Space Camaro swings by, picks Sn0 up, then heads into Hyperspace almost the moment the cockpit closes*

Sorry about that atmospheric hyperspace jump...

*A small device materializes where the Camaro was parked a moment ago. It has a LED display that reads: 10
<snip>
ENJOY!!!*
<snip>
*Out of the ashes Enigma's ass begins to reform and a new body comes out. "Einy thought he won but he has a surprise coming to him."*

Roaring around in his Space Camaro Einy thought he was triumphant until his car suddenly stopped./What the fuck?/ He thought to himself. Looking around he found that he was locked in a tractor beam. *cutting story short* Einy woke up on a bed, with his arms and legs strapped to the bed posts. A woman in a skimpy lingerie walked in to the room and smiled. "My friend, tells me that you've been a naughty, naughty little boy." she said in a lustful voice. "I guess that means my girls and I are going to have to straighten you out. Sexually that is." Much to his horror a dozen women proceeded to make him a heterosexual after several hours of extreme sexual pleasure.*

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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Well, Bethesda was also responsible for Morrowind, but that's beside the point I guess.


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Shinova wrote:Well, Bethesda was also responsible for Morrowind, but that's beside the point I guess.


I have a question: How do you completely eliminate a user account from XP Pro?
Control Panel -> User Accounts
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