Drugged man cuts off penis and eats it

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-07-13 10:57pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:Is it just me, or is Neolong's post just sticking at the end and the rest appearing in the inside?

Yup, appearing on the inside

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-13 11:02pm

I think it's neoolong's and Tribun's posts.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-13 11:09pm

What the hell is wrong with this thread?!?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-13 11:17pm

Neoolong and Tribun's posts are in the future.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-13 11:22pm

The thread in N&P about Musims screwing up Western currency is fucked up too. Tribuns post is stuck to the end.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-13 11:25pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm suprised no one here has inquired about the taste yet.

Because none of us want to know. Seriously, that's the farthest thing from any sane guy's mind.

Now excuse me while I go and vomit.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-13 11:38pm

time for a darwin award.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-13 11:46pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm suprised no one here has inquired about the taste yet.

It tastes like chicken of course, what else would it taste like? Speaking of which, if everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?

Matt7 · Post by **Matt7** » 2003-07-13 11:58pm

Finally...something bacta can't fix...

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-07-14 01:40am

This reminds me of the guy who attempted to create a certain scene from "American Pie," but had not allowed the pie he was attempting to use adequate time to cool, first. He suffered second and third degree burns to considerable portions of his body.

Now, my question about the guy in my story is this: when he removed the pie from the over, was he wearing oven mits? If he was, this indicates that he was a complete idiot. If he was not wearing oven mits, this indicates that he was an even larger idiot. Either way, the guy was a fucking moron.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-14 01:55am

Master of Ossus wrote:This reminds me of the guy who attempted to create a certain scene from "American Pie," but had not allowed the pie he was attempting to use adequate time to cool, first. He suffered second and third degree burns to considerable portions of his body.

Now, my question about the guy in my story is this: when he removed the pie from the over, was he wearing oven mits? If he was, this indicates that he was a complete idiot. If he was not wearing oven mits, this indicates that he was an even larger idiot. Either way, the guy was a fucking moron.

LOL!!

Equinox2003 · Post by **Equinox2003** » 2003-07-14 02:14am

Most shocking. I have never heard of anything so.....foul.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-14 06:44am

aerius wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm suprised no one here has inquired about the taste yet.
It tastes like chicken of course, what else would it taste like? Speaking of which, if everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?

not chicken, Bratwurst!

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-07-14 06:49am

Hmmm....I heard it on the radio and I can only repeat what I said before:

Bon Apetite moron!

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-07-14 07:01am

Penis, the other white meat

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-07-14 07:40am

That must be really damn hard stuff he took.....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-14 07:46am

That's just wrong on so many levels.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-14 07:50am

*Welds yet ANOTHER titanium plate to my dick*

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-07-14 11:23am

Weld?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-14 12:36pm

Coaan wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:Is it just me, or is Neolong's post just sticking at the end and the rest appearing in the inside?
Yup, appearing on the inside

That's because I'm cool.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-07-14 12:43pm

It tastes like chicken of course, what else would it taste like?

That's fowl.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-07-14 12:47pm

This sounds like a stunt Hannibal Lecter would pull.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-14 12:51pm

irishmick79 wrote:This sounds like a stunt Hannibal Lecter would pull.

Only it would be someone else's...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-14 12:54pm

...I'm so glad I don't have a penis, so I can't have that same level of disbelieving shock, horror and disgust when imagining what it would be like to have done that to myself like I'm sure you guys did, however reluctantly. Yuck.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-14 12:56pm

Zaia wrote:...I'm so glad I don't have a penis, so I can't have that same level of disbelieving shock, horror and disgust when imagining what it would be like to have done that to myself like I'm sure you guys did, however reluctantly. Yuck.

Well, considering the "Female Circumcision" practiced quite a bit in Africa, and in other parts of the world (And I don't mean the removal of the hood)...