Drugged man cuts off penis and eats it

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Sriad
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Post by Sriad »

Darth Gojira wrote:*Welds yet ANOTHER titanium plate to my dick* :shock:
Okay DG, you just... do your thing...
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Obviously his dick would have been destroyed in the process of welding the first plate :lol:
Busily picking nuggets out of my well-greased ass.
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Thats.....just.....erm....yeah.

There went any desire for food for the next few days.....
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I'm pretty sure that your dick, when just plain fried, would shrink up to the size of one of those little sausages that goes on the end of a cocktail stick.
So the fith/sixth/seventh big question thrown up by this incident is... how the fuck did this guy, smashed out of his mind, successfully cook his penis into something that he could actually "devour"? Watch out, Jamie Oliver! :?
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