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I feel sorry for the guy. That kinda stuff must suck. At least he can walk tho. If it was much bigger he'd have trouble doing even that.
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At least he's got his very own beanbag chair.
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hahahaha! As sad as this thing is, that was one of my first thoughts as well. LMFAODalton wrote:At least he's got his very own beanbag chair.
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Poor son of a bitch...
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Which begs the question: when he wanks, how much comes out?SirNitram wrote:Poor son of a bitch...
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Ewww...That gives a whole new meaning to this chart, I suppose.
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I can't help it. Forgive me...
I've got big balls, he's got big balls, she's got big balls, we've got big balls. But I've got the biggest, balls of them all!
Some balls are held for dancing, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
I've got big balls, he's got big balls, she's got big balls, we've got big balls. But I've got the biggest, balls of them all!
Some balls are held for dancing, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
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heh, how convient that I happened to be playing that very song when I saw that post. HAHAH! (AC/DC - Big Balls)SirNitram wrote:I can't help it. Forgive me...
I've got big balls, he's got big balls, she's got big balls, we've got big balls. But I've got the biggest, balls of them all!
Some balls are held for dancing, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
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What an interesting thought. Sitting on your balls....Dalton wrote:At least he's got his very own beanbag chair.
But I wonder, which part of his balls is it that's making it so big? Is it everything inside? Is it fat? Just a whole load of skin?
If it's everything, that's a LOT of sperm for one guy.
What's her bust size!?
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It's enough sperm for probably 1000 guysShinova wrote:What an interesting thought. Sitting on your balls....Dalton wrote:At least he's got his very own beanbag chair.
But I wonder, which part of his balls is it that's making it so big? Is it everything inside? Is it fat? Just a whole load of skin?
If it's everything, that's a LOT of sperm for one guy.
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I had the exact same thought.SirNitram wrote:I can't help it. Forgive me...
I've got big balls, he's got big balls, she's got big balls, we've got big balls. But I've got the biggest, balls of them all!
Some balls are held for dancing, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
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It's probably tumor tissue.Shinova wrote:But I wonder, which part of his balls is it that's making it so big? Is it everything inside? Is it fat? Just a whole load of skin?
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Why are you digging this shit up? Are you trying to blind people?!
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