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:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
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I feel sorry for the guy. That kinda stuff must suck. At least he can walk tho. If it was much bigger he'd have trouble doing even that.
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My sadistic side says, "kick"


My normal side says, "ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch"
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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:shock:

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He needs a wheel barrel to walk.
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At least he's got his very own beanbag chair.
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Dalton wrote:At least he's got his very own beanbag chair.
hahahaha! As sad as this thing is, that was one of my first thoughts as well. LMFAO
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The guy should just get castrated.
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OY! :shock: :shock:
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Poor son of a bitch...

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SirNitram wrote:Poor son of a bitch...

Incredibly, Horrifically Evil Side of Nitram: He can probably inpregnant women just from walking into the room!
Which begs the question: when he wanks, how much comes out? :?
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Ewww...That gives a whole new meaning to this chart, I suppose.
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Buster Gonad LIVES!
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I can't help it. Forgive me...

I've got big balls, he's got big balls, she's got big balls, we've got big balls. But I've got the biggest, balls of them all!

Some balls are held for dancing, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
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SirNitram wrote:I can't help it. Forgive me...

I've got big balls, he's got big balls, she's got big balls, we've got big balls. But I've got the biggest, balls of them all!

Some balls are held for dancing, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
heh, how convient that I happened to be playing that very song when I saw that post. HAHAH! (AC/DC - Big Balls)
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Dalton wrote:At least he's got his very own beanbag chair.
What an interesting thought. Sitting on your balls....

But I wonder, which part of his balls is it that's making it so big? Is it everything inside? Is it fat? Just a whole load of skin?

If it's everything, that's a LOT of sperm for one guy.
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Shinova wrote:
Dalton wrote:At least he's got his very own beanbag chair.
What an interesting thought. Sitting on your balls....

But I wonder, which part of his balls is it that's making it so big? Is it everything inside? Is it fat? Just a whole load of skin?

If it's everything, that's a LOT of sperm for one guy.
It's enough sperm for probably 1000 guys :shock:
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Vendetta wrote:Buster Gonad LIVES!
I don't know whether it's good or bad that I think I know what you're refering to...

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SirNitram wrote:I can't help it. Forgive me...

I've got big balls, he's got big balls, she's got big balls, we've got big balls. But I've got the biggest, balls of them all!

Some balls are held for dancing, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
I had the exact same thought.
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Shinova wrote:But I wonder, which part of his balls is it that's making it so big? Is it everything inside? Is it fat? Just a whole load of skin?
It's probably tumor tissue.
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I won't even look form the sound of the thread. :wtf: :roll:

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So would Maddox be jealous of this guy?
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:shock: :shock:

Wow! He has his own personal beanbag chair! :P
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