DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!
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DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!
*Shep punches Einy out and steals his railgun*
"Sorry, Einy, but I need this more than you."
*Shep Jetpacks over to PNY Technology's HQ and
starts madly railing everything in sight*
*whips out Railgun and aims*
<(BZAPP!!!)>
{SPLAT!!}
*Shep laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Design Engineer's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*
IMPRESSIVE!!
*repeat 1,000 times*
*Shep then Jetpacks over to Bethesda Softwork's, who were responsible
for pirates of the carribean PC game*
*whips out Railgun and aims*
<(BZAPP!!!)>
{SPLAT!!}
*Shep laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs dumbshit programmer's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*
IMPRESSIVE!!
*Shep then jetpacks home and breaks his brother's legs one by one
enjoying the screams of pain as bone splinters*
Yes, I woke up this morning to find that my computer would not BOOT
at all....I screamed at my brother, and found that it stopped working
last night...
I then replaced the battery, no go, then I pulled the video card, and BING,
it began to boot. I replaced my GeForce 4 Ti with the shitty OEM Radeon
that came with it, and it booted up normally...
death to my brother for burning out the GOOD video card and forcing
me to do with the Radeon!
"Sorry, Einy, but I need this more than you."
*Shep Jetpacks over to PNY Technology's HQ and
starts madly railing everything in sight*
*whips out Railgun and aims*
<(BZAPP!!!)>
{SPLAT!!}
*Shep laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Design Engineer's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*
IMPRESSIVE!!
*repeat 1,000 times*
*Shep then Jetpacks over to Bethesda Softwork's, who were responsible
for pirates of the carribean PC game*
*whips out Railgun and aims*
<(BZAPP!!!)>
{SPLAT!!}
*Shep laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs dumbshit programmer's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*
IMPRESSIVE!!
*Shep then jetpacks home and breaks his brother's legs one by one
enjoying the screams of pain as bone splinters*
Yes, I woke up this morning to find that my computer would not BOOT
at all....I screamed at my brother, and found that it stopped working
last night...
I then replaced the battery, no go, then I pulled the video card, and BING,
it began to boot. I replaced my GeForce 4 Ti with the shitty OEM Radeon
that came with it, and it booted up normally...
death to my brother for burning out the GOOD video card and forcing
me to do with the Radeon!
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Well that sucks shit for you. So far the only components I've ever killed are a modem and a transformer.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Anything involving PNY is crap. Have fun trying to RMA the fucker. It took me just short of 2 months to get an RMA with those cocksuckers.
Btw, to give an idea how bad their hardware sucks: I got the new card back on RMA (GF4 Ti-4600), put it in, lines on the screen in all but my main system... Like hell was that POS replacing the Ti-4200 8X that was quite happily running rings around it. So, second RMA and a deal with a local store to trade it for a "downgrade" (more like MAJOR upgrade) to an MSI Ti-4200 8x (not nearly as good as my V928S-TVD, but still way the hell better than that PNY POS)
Btw, to give an idea how bad their hardware sucks: I got the new card back on RMA (GF4 Ti-4600), put it in, lines on the screen in all but my main system... Like hell was that POS replacing the Ti-4200 8X that was quite happily running rings around it. So, second RMA and a deal with a local store to trade it for a "downgrade" (more like MAJOR upgrade) to an MSI Ti-4200 8x (not nearly as good as my V928S-TVD, but still way the hell better than that PNY POS)
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I have a sneaking suspicioun that the Pirates of the Caribbean PCSea Skimmer wrote:Well that sucks shit for you. So far the only components I've ever killed are a modem and a transformer.
game burned out the card, as it was developed for X Box only, and
the dumbshit programmers who ported it to the PC never included
options for reducing the resolution, or level of detail, causing my
card to burn out...
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Running constantly at max capacity and beyond could do that. It coming from X Box, evil piece of shit, alone could do it as well.MKSheppard wrote:
I have a sneaking suspicioun that the Pirates of the Caribbean PC
game burned out the card, as it was developed for X Box only, and
the dumbshit programmers who ported it to the PC never included
options for reducing the resolution, or level of detail, causing my
card to burn out...
Only time I thought it had a video card issue turned out to be a bad monitor. But then my computer is always been well behind the curve capability wise so I can't even try to run high end games.
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— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
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Why do you think I'm uninstalling it and revoking my brother's adminSea Skimmer wrote: Running constantly at max capacity and beyond could do that. It coming from X Box, evil piece of shit, alone could do it as well.
priveliges?
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Considering that he seems to fuck up your computer at least once a month, why exactly wasn't that done before?MKSheppard wrote:
Why do you think I'm uninstalling it and revoking my brother's admin
priveliges?
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
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Maybe because I'm a big softie....this time it sticksSea Skimmer wrote: Considering that he seems to fuck up your computer at least once a month, why exactly wasn't that done before?
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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*wakes up*
Ooowwwww... WTF happened?
*sees his Railgun missing. Flips open wrist comm and starts dialing.*
Kiki, hey sweety, yup, I need another one... Yes I know, I haven't been around much... Yes, bullshit business. Don't worry, I'll swing by Valhalla later.... Yes, I got lube. Hehehe!... Ok here's the coordinates. Thanks! Lata sweetybaby! >click<
*A Brand New Railgun and a hundred slugs materializes a couple meters away from Sn0. Sn0 tries to get up, but nearly falls back down again. Then he notices the blood.
Aw fuck! Time for a fuggin bacta patch!
*puts bacta patch on head and then realizes something*
Why is my ass sore!?
Ooowwwww... WTF happened?
*sees his Railgun missing. Flips open wrist comm and starts dialing.*
Kiki, hey sweety, yup, I need another one... Yes I know, I haven't been around much... Yes, bullshit business. Don't worry, I'll swing by Valhalla later.... Yes, I got lube. Hehehe!... Ok here's the coordinates. Thanks! Lata sweetybaby! >click<
*A Brand New Railgun and a hundred slugs materializes a couple meters away from Sn0. Sn0 tries to get up, but nearly falls back down again. Then he notices the blood.
Aw fuck! Time for a fuggin bacta patch!
*puts bacta patch on head and then realizes something*
Why is my ass sore!?
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Re: DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!
That's all the railgun can do? My ass has more power!MKSheppard wrote:*Shep punches Einy out and steals his railgun*
"Sorry, Einy, but I need this more than you."
<snip>
*Shep laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Design Engineer's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*
<snip>
*Enigma proceeds to level mountains with his ass.*
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Just nuke his account to begin with and forbid him from touching it!MKSheppard wrote:Why do you think I'm uninstalling it and revoking my brother's admin priveliges?
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Re: DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!
ENIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!Enigma wrote: *Enigma proceeds to level mountains with his ass.*
Edit: Blah Blah Blah.
YOURE BACK!!!
*Shoots enigma dead*
*moments later another Enigma pops out of the dead Enigma's ass*
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"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Re: DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!
Aw Jesus H Fucking Christ, a TGOD!MKSheppard wrote:ENIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!Enigma wrote: *Enigma proceeds to level mountains with his ass.*
Edit: Blah Blah Blah.
YOURE BACK!!!
*Shoots enigma dead*
*moments later another Enigma pops out of the dead Enigma's ass*
*hits a button on his wrist comm. Seconds later, his blue Space Camaro lands and he hops in Before the cockpit closes, Sn0 can be heard speaking:*
Ah the joy of slave-rigging!
*then Sn0 revs the engine and within seconds is out of sight, a loud echoing thunder the only evidence he was ever here...*
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Re: DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!
And then his Space Camaro explodes...Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *then Sn0 revs the engine and within seconds is out of sight, a loud echoing thunder the only evidence he was ever here...*
This isn't a TGOD, this is saying hello to Engima....
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Re: DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!
Don't be so sure. That was a decoy!MKSheppard wrote:And then his Space Camaro explodes...Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *then Sn0 revs the engine and within seconds is out of sight, a loud echoing thunder the only evidence he was ever here...*
This isn't a TGOD, this is saying hello to Engima....
*the Real Space Camaro swings by, picks Sn0 up, then heads into Hyperspace almost the moment the cockpit closes*
Sorry about that atmospheric hyperspace jump...
*A small device materializes where the Camaro was parked a moment ago. It has a LED display that reads: 10
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ENJOY!!!*
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LOL!Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*wakes up*
Ooowwwww... WTF happened?
*sees his Railgun missing. Flips open wrist comm and starts dialing.*
Kiki, hey sweety, yup, I need another one... Yes I know, I haven't been around much... Yes, bullshit business. Don't worry, I'll swing by Valhalla later.... Yes, I got lube. Hehehe!... Ok here's the coordinates. Thanks! Lata sweetybaby! >click<
*A Brand New Railgun and a hundred slugs materializes a couple meters away from Sn0. Sn0 tries to get up, but nearly falls back down again. Then he notices the blood.
Aw fuck! Time for a fuggin bacta patch!
*puts bacta patch on head and then realizes something*
Why is my ass sore!?
Re: DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!
Well I've been here for a while under another name. Up until this week I was under the name "xtreme". Now that's been said...MKSheppard wrote:ENIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!Enigma wrote: *Enigma proceeds to level mountains with his ass.*
Edit: Blah Blah Blah.
YOURE BACK!!!
*Shoots enigma dead*
*moments later another Enigma pops out of the dead Enigma's ass*
*Drops his pants and shits out depleted uranium turds at Shep at 1,000 rounds per second, ventilating him.*
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"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
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Re: DEATH TO PNY AND BETHESDA SOFTWORKS!
*Out of the ashes Enigma's ass begins to reform and a new body comes out. "Einy thought he won but he has a surprise coming to him."*Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Don't be so sure. That was a decoy!MKSheppard wrote:And then his Space Camaro explodes...Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *then Sn0 revs the engine and within seconds is out of sight, a loud echoing thunder the only evidence he was ever here...*
This isn't a TGOD, this is saying hello to Engima....
*the Real Space Camaro swings by, picks Sn0 up, then heads into Hyperspace almost the moment the cockpit closes*
Sorry about that atmospheric hyperspace jump...
*A small device materializes where the Camaro was parked a moment ago. It has a LED display that reads: 10
<snip>
ENJOY!!!*
<snip>
Roaring around in his Space Camaro Einy thought he was triumphant until his car suddenly stopped./What the fuck?/ He thought to himself. Looking around he found that he was locked in a tractor beam. *cutting story short* Einy woke up on a bed, with his arms and legs strapped to the bed posts. A woman in a skimpy lingerie walked in to the room and smiled. "My friend, tells me that you've been a naughty, naughty little boy." she said in a lustful voice. "I guess that means my girls and I are going to have to straighten you out. Sexually that is." Much to his horror a dozen women proceeded to make him a heterosexual after several hours of extreme sexual pleasure.*
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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I have a question: How do you completely eliminate a user account from XP Pro?
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