WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!?!???!?? (Warning: Goggles Won't Help)

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WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!?!???!?? (Warning: Goggles Won't Help)

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http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/
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:shock: some thing should never get that big. :banghead:
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Thank goodness it's all either cgi or drawing.



Or was there something I missed? :shock:
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This lass almost looks like she belongs on an 8-bit cartridge boxtop; apart from the fact that she's basically a guy with a Coke-bottle waist and incongruously round tits and ass superimposed onto her, and that she's beating the piss out of a section of boilerplate for some reason. Other than that, everything's okay.
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Ha ha
seen worse
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I'm with Hitman...wusses. :P

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WARNING: T3H GOGGLES DO NOTHING!










I WARNED YOU!






http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... sh005x.jpg - AHHHHH!
http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... omb12x.jpg - Not the worst, but still, AHHHH!
http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... shorxl.jpg - At least it kinda looks like a girl....
http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... elissa.jpg - is that ARMPIT HAIR?
http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... tenedx.jpg -if not for the boobs, I'd say the one on the left is a guy...
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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... sh005x.jpg - AHHHHH!
http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... omb12x.jpg - Not the worst, but still, AHHHH!
http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... shorxl.jpg - At least it kinda looks like a girl....
http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... elissa.jpg - is that ARMPIT HAIR?
http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~xtreme/pi ... tenedx.jpg -if not for the boobs, I'd say the one on the left is a guy...
Some of them, their muscles dont fit right, others it looks fine for how much muscle they have.
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I have a question. Are these pictures so bad because they depict outrageously overpumped muscles, or just because it shows strong women?

Comments such as "apart from the fact that she's basically a guy..." don't really drive up my confidence for the maturity of this board.
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That is some SERIOUSLY fucked up shit! :shock:
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SPOOFE wrote:I have a question. Are these pictures so bad because they depict outrageously overpumped muscles, or just because it shows strong women?

Comments such as "apart from the fact that she's basically a guy..." don't really drive up my confidence for the maturity of this board.
The former...I'm pretty sure they *have* to be taking some kinda steroids to have that kind of muscular development.
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Post by Mitth`raw`nuruodo »

Striderteen wrote:
SPOOFE wrote:I have a question. Are these pictures so bad because they depict outrageously overpumped muscles, or just because it shows strong women?

Comments such as "apart from the fact that she's basically a guy..." don't really drive up my confidence for the maturity of this board.
The former...I'm pretty sure they *have* to be taking some kinda steroids to have that kind of muscular development.
Agreed. Strong women are fine, but they don't need to be looking like that :shock:
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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote: All dressed up. - is that ARMPIT HAIR?
No it's her long hair showing from the back.

Strong women are fine, these are just not good looking. Too many muscles = Not good looking. This equation works pangenders.
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I can sum up those pictures with one word: Grotesque.

And in case anybody was wondering: yes, I use the same word for male muscle freaks, too.
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This shit is fucking funny.
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:shock: *Runs away, face meltiung off* SHIT! That is truly scary!
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Eh... I've seen worse...
And I don't find them atractive, no matter how sexy they try to look.
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SPOOFE wrote:I have a question. Are these pictures so bad because they depict outrageously overpumped muscles,
Yeah.
or just because it shows strong women?
Oh, no no no no no.
Comments such as "apart from the fact that she's basically a guy..." don't really drive up my confidence for the maturity of this board.
A woman can look and be strong without being an assemblage of feminine features, randomly grafted onto the body of the most impossibly muscled human that could never exist.
I mean, bodybuilders of both genders don't look like the people in these drawings.
(EDIT: Thinking back to last night, I think the "guy" I had in mind when I saw that picture was The Incredible Hulk.)
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Anyone seen the movie Skin Deep where John Ritter hooks up with Zap from the American Gladiators? :D
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SPOOFE wrote:I have a question. Are these pictures so bad because they depict outrageously overpumped muscles, or just because it shows strong women?

Comments such as "apart from the fact that she's basically a guy..." don't really drive up my confidence for the maturity of this board.
Oh look, this shit again. :roll:

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ht=#462131

Can you tell the difference?
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

XaLEv wrote:Oh look, this shit again. :roll:

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ht=#462131
LOL!!!

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Those aren't bodybuilders. They're Steroids Anonymous
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