China unveils world's largest condom

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-07-16 04:32am

China Makes 20-story Condom

This reminds me of some funny stories I've read on the net. I wonder, is even the mighty Godzilla big enough to use this thing?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-16 04:45am

I'm getting a 404

Communists always like to do things big, Russia had its 50 megaton nuclear bomb, China has its condom. I suppose the next step would be for Cuba to build a 20 story dildo on which the condom can be placed as a sign of communist unity.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-16 04:46am

The link you posted is broken. This one should work.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-07-16 05:13am

The irony.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-16 05:19am

To answer your question, about something that big.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-16 05:48am

Hey, they've got something my size!
If you couldn't tell that was a joke, then geez...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-16 07:05am

Now if the Chinese truly understood irony the condom would be used in the Guangdong Province

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-16 07:19am

THAT explains how China is stopping its population from going out of control

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-16 08:50am

Darth Gojira wrote:THAT explains how China is stopping its population from going out of control

Yep. one big body bag for the commies to toss all of the unauthorized children into.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-07-16 09:18am

Col. Crackpot wrote:Now if the Chinese truly understood irony the condom would be used in the Guangdong Province

Oi! I came from the Guangdong Province! Shen Zhen, to be precise.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-07-16 10:00am

This thread comes at an interesting time, given that another thread is saying that China's "Loch Ness Monster" has allegedly reappeared.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-07-16 10:19am

Durandal wrote:This thread comes at an interesting time, given that another thread is saying that China's "Loch Ness Monster" has allegedly reappeared.

Loch Ness + Giant Condom = No Loch Ness Jr.?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-16 11:56am

Lord of the Farce wrote:
Durandal wrote:This thread comes at an interesting time, given that another thread is saying that China's "Loch Ness Monster" has allegedly reappeared.
Loch Ness + Giant Condom = No Loch Ness Jr.?

And watch Falwell and Robertson start going off about this "Evil Communist Condom!"

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-16 12:19pm

Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-07-16 01:00pm

Raxmei wrote:China Makes 20-story Condom

Napoleon would be proud...

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-07-16 01:05pm

jegs2 wrote:
Napoleon would be proud...

He actually wasn't that short- IIRC it's a myth.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-16 03:27pm

Vympel wrote:He actually wasn't that short- IIRC it's a myth.

Wasnt he like.. 5'6"? Thats not terribly short. Short-ER then americans, but not midget short, its the average of frogmen today.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-07-16 03:33pm

Talk about compensating for something!

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-16 03:34pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!

No. Godzilla is going to have sex with the building and everyone inside.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-16 03:40pm

Demiurge wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!
No. Godzilla is going to have sex with the building and everyone inside.

I would hate to be inside that building

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-16 03:48pm

Does anyone else think China has been getting more.....Japan-like lately?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-16 03:52pm

Shinova wrote:Does anyone else think China has been getting more.....Japan-like lately?

China is like worth a thousand Japans in size. And if Japan was once a major contender in the car/computer/silverware market, I'd hate to see a thousand Japans doing that. I guess it makes sense that someday China will conquer us all. Can you imagine Pearl Harbour times 1000? Scary shit.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-07-16 04:15pm

Demiurge wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!
No. Godzilla is going to have sex with the building and everyone inside.

So whose going to make the five story cigarette for later? Phillip Morris will have their work cut out for them.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-16 04:21pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Talk about compensating for something!

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA, that really made me laugh... heh.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-16 08:26pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!

Hey, it's better than fighting Mothra for the 5000000000000000th time.

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