Cat translator

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-07-16 09:33am

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-16 10:14am

Like i said for the dog translator,what kind of idiot are you if you need this crap to understand what your pet mean when he`s barking or meowing.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-07-16 10:29am

If the cat just came in, it's trying to say "Feed me." If it just ate, it's trying to say "Let me out."

TheFeniX · Post by **TheFeniX** » 2003-07-16 10:32am

I always figured when a cat was meowing loudly he was saying: "Shoot me with a 12-gauge."

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-16 11:26am

There is a little thing you can buy in Japan. You put it on your dog like a collar, and it is supposed to translate what the dog is trying to say whenever it barks/growls/whatever. In Japanese, of course. The name? "Bowlingual".

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-16 05:23pm

Meow is loosely translated as "Let me in/out" and/or "Feed me, puny human".

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-07-16 05:31pm

This reminds me of the old Far Side cartoon where the scientist invents a helmet device that translates what dogs are saying into English. He puts on the helmet and goes for a walk in his neighborhood to the sounds of all the neighbor's dogs saying, "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"