Someone should edit together some footage....

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-07-14 03:45am

See, even my new post after Xavier's is before Xavier's!

TurboPhaser · Post by **TurboPhaser** » 2003-07-14 07:32am

Part 3:

Riker: (striding onto the Bridge) Has Darth Vaders shuttle cleared the bay with Wesley onboard?
Data: Yes sir.
Riker: Fantastic! *claps hands* Can't wait for that tape!
Worf: Sir, receiving transmission from Darth Vaders shuttle.
Riker: Onscreen.
Darth Vader: Enterprise, I was thinking that instead of you guys waiting for the tape, you could come over here and view the 'surgery' yourself!
Riker: Hmmm, not a bad idea.
Darth: We have a fully stocked viewing area/theatre! Popcorn, Beer, everything you'll need!
Riker: Invitation accepted! Mind if my senior officers come along?
Darth: Sure, no probs.
Riker: Ok, we'll beam over at--- Oh.
Darth: What is it?
Riker: Dr. Crusher might get suspicious.
Darth: Hmm, i'm sure you'll think of something.
Riker: I think I have an idea....

(In Sickbay)

Beverly: La lalalalaaaaa laaaaa!
Nurse: Please doctor, we have recovering patients in here, your singing is upsetting them.
Beverly: Have you ever wondered why a ship with over 1000 people onboard only seems to have this 5 bed sickbay?
Nurse: No, I havent.
Beverly: Thats because you are an idiot, my dear.
Nurse: (under her breath as she leaves) Cow.
Data: (entering) Hello Doctor, may I speak to you for a minute?
Beverly: Sure Data, i'll just turn my back on you in a convenient fashion.
Data: Lovely. *injects Beverly with Hypospray*
Beverly: Oh my, I wasnt expecting that. *collapses*

Data: (entering Bridge) All done sir, I hid her unconcious body in a place no-one ever looks.
Riker: Where was that?
Data: The Warp Core.
Riker: WHAT!?!
Data: Sir?
Riker: (forced calm) Data, do you know why nobody looks there?
Data: No sir.
Riker: (with increasingly high pitched voice) Because - IT - KILLS THINGS!!! *faints*
Data: How peculiar.
Darth: (Over comm) Is your crew ready to beam over?
Data: (dragging Riker into the Ready Room) Uh, not quite. We shall be over shortly.
Darth: Very good, we'll be waiting.
Troi: Hi, I have not been mentioned for this entire thing. Wanna know why?
Worf: No. Go away.
Troi: Why?
Worf: I'm trying to generate sexual tension between us.
Troi: Oh, by you pretending to not like me?
Worf: Go away.
Troi: Ok, sweetie. (leaves)
Data: (leaving Ready Room) Commander Riker should be allright in an hour or so, I minced those fish in there and made him drink it. Fish paste helps with fainting episodes.
Worf: Yeah whatever, we should get over there, I dont wanna miss the operation.
Data: Agreed. Senior staff to the transporter room. And Mr. Worf, please get a clean up crew for the Ready Room. Commander Riker didnt seem to agree with the beneficial qualities of the fish paste.

And so the adventure continues continually.............

Marc Xavier · Post by **Marc Xavier** » 2003-07-14 07:48am

YT300000 wrote:My favorite character is Q. I like Star Trek. Just not the new crap.

New crap as in everything after TNG?

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-07-14 09:17am

LMAO

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-14 04:11pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:Marc, don't try to reason with the noob. I should know.

So, after 966 posts I am still a noob?

Will I still be one after I have more posts than you?

Sidious · Post by **Sidious** » 2003-07-14 09:18pm

Seniority on these boards is not judged by the number of posts you have.

Its judged by the time you've been a member and the relevance of your discussions.

Oh and the number of cool stars under your name /points at the cool stars

Sidious · Post by **Sidious** » 2003-07-14 09:19pm

Hey where did the cool stars go?

damn...

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-14 09:21pm

Sidious wrote:Seniority on these boards is not judged by the number of posts you have.

Its judged by the time you've been a member and the relevance of your discussions.

Oh and the number of cool stars under your name /points at the cool stars

Shouldn't you have 2 (or 3) stars? Then why don't you have any?

Sidious · Post by **Sidious** » 2003-07-14 09:22pm

Yea I should have 2.

I dont know why they disapeared, something changed since I've been here last

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-14 09:24pm

Sidious wrote:Yea I should have 2.

I dont know why they disapeared, something changed since I've been here last

The board got fucked. Some people couldn't post, cause the dates got moved over a day.

Sidious · Post by **Sidious** » 2003-07-14 09:26pm

Well that explains that.

Perhaps my stars shall come back someday lol.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-07-15 06:31pm

Hey, that's a way for the Federation to Survive the Empire!

They hand tover Wesley Crusher as a peace offering to show they enjoy smart-acles getting tortured too, and request copies.

Either that, or try to hook Vader up with Lwanna Troi or something

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-07-16 05:33am

What do the stars mean, and how does a wanker like me rate four of them?

Here's a hint, read the fucking Announcements forum.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-07-16 01:02pm

The stars are an indication of how long you've been on this board

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-04 04:15am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Editing together video so that it appears to run coherently would be extremely difficult.

Editing audio clips together would be much easier...

I think it could be done with After Effects, if im rembering right you could possibly lay down a blue screen where you want the other footage to go, say within a viewscreen. it isn't too difficult, more time consuming than anything.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-04 09:07am

Bad Thread Necromancy