WTF is with this animal shit anyway?
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WTF is with this animal shit anyway?
Why the hell would a woman fuck a goat/dog/horse/whatever anyway, am I the only one missing something here? Are the rest of you as perplexed by this as I am?
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apparently lots do. cant imagine a goat or dog or horse being forced to have sex with anyone. theyd fucking kill you if you forced them, dont think they cant.aphexmonster wrote:Because someone pays them alot of money to .... heres a bigger question. Why would a goat/dog/cat/animal, want to have sex with a human ?!
Why the hell would someone randomly start a thread like this?
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Meh, it's an original topic of discussion. Bestiality. What the fuck. Yeah, I can see that thread. And here it is.
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Yep. That, or you're German. *ducks*EmperorMing wrote:No animals, please. Sometimes you might want to have someone to relax with afterwards...
If you want to do it with animals you would have to be some kind of demented fuck-munkey, or someone is bribing you with obscene amounts of cash.
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That's a bit wide "target area" Eleas...Eleas wrote:Yep. That, or you're German. *ducks*EmperorMing wrote:No animals, please. Sometimes you might want to have someone to relax with afterwards...
If you want to do it with animals you would have to be some kind of demented fuck-munkey, or someone is bribing you with obscene amounts of cash.
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I used to wonder that-- how can your life had gotten so miserable and rotten and desperate that someone can come up to you and say, "Here's $100.00 bucks for you to blow that horse" and you actually say, "okay".
But then one day....after..... I met some of these people......
uh-huh. Don't ask. I still can't wrap my mind around it.
....well, I realzed that there are people out there that actually dig this, and they wouild do it anyway even if no one watched or paid. It is hard ot believe or imagine but it is true. They like to do it and they want to do it.
Zoophelia.
No matter what wierd, psychotic, off the wall and out over the horizon shit you think is out there, I guarantee..... someone has done it, there is probably an underground society based on it, and there are others out there who thank it is tame.
But then one day....after..... I met some of these people......
uh-huh. Don't ask. I still can't wrap my mind around it.
....well, I realzed that there are people out there that actually dig this, and they wouild do it anyway even if no one watched or paid. It is hard ot believe or imagine but it is true. They like to do it and they want to do it.
Zoophelia.
No matter what wierd, psychotic, off the wall and out over the horizon shit you think is out there, I guarantee..... someone has done it, there is probably an underground society based on it, and there are others out there who thank it is tame.
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If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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Bestiality does have some uses. It allows us to identify who deserves to die and who doesn't based on who is comitting it, for example. If they weren't sneaking onto other people's property and sodomizing the animals in the nude, then we wouldn't know that they're sick fucks.
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Since I have to play devils advocate in all arguements like this, I'd like to
know what is morally wrong with the concept. I don't want to know whats
disgusting or nasty about it, everything is disgusting and nasty to everyone
just not all at once. I'm gay, half the world thinks I should die because of
that. You're saying that people who have sex with animals should die
almost. Why? What horrible crime are they comitting besides pleasuring
themselves and a non-human simultaneously that makes them worthy of
death almost?
know what is morally wrong with the concept. I don't want to know whats
disgusting or nasty about it, everything is disgusting and nasty to everyone
just not all at once. I'm gay, half the world thinks I should die because of
that. You're saying that people who have sex with animals should die
almost. Why? What horrible crime are they comitting besides pleasuring
themselves and a non-human simultaneously that makes them worthy of
death almost?
I dunno, once I was at a friend's house, she had a a real cute little pup, I put her on my lap after everyone else had their turn, and what with the little furball wiggling, clawing (well not really clawing, just that ticklish feeling you get from their claws when they walk on you) and licking around I had a hard-on 
Then again maybe I just wasn't holding her right, coz what's supposed to be 'putting her on my lap' ended up being her sitting on my crotch
But that's really where you lap is, isn't it? 
Then again maybe I just wasn't holding her right, coz what's supposed to be 'putting her on my lap' ended up being her sitting on my crotch
But that's really where you lap is, isn't it? Busily picking nuggets out of my well-greased ass.
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Re: WTF is with this animal shit anyway?
A more pertinent question: WTF are you doing typing "horse" into Kazaa?BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Why the hell would a woman fuck a goat/dog/horse/whatever anyway, am I the only one missing something here? Are the rest of you as perplexed by this as I am?
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If theres actual vaginal or anal penetration (which hurts like all hell unless theyre super loose since a horse is like.. 3 inches thick or something) then they have a saw horse getup or something to support them. o_ODemiurge wrote:How does a woman fuck a horse anyway? The penis is on the underside. Does she hang upside-down from the bottom? Does she just suck it? Educate me.
I'm discussing this with someone else and an interesting point was made.
If you fuck yourself in the arse with a sausage, thats simultaneously
necrophilia (dead flesh) and beastiality (animal parts, afterall). So is that
equally disgusting as fucking a LIVE animal, or does the fact that its not
recognizable and refrigerated and tastes good with mustard make it not
disgusting? Cause everytime one of you eats a hotdog youre essentially
deriving pleasure from taking dead animal flesh into your mouth. Or heres
a better question, since you can buy, and many do, bulls penises in stores,
if you have sex with THAT is it like having sex with a hotdog or is it
somehow worse, because its maintained is natural shape? Would it be
better if it were ground up and packed into intestines? What is so disgusting
about having sex with an living animal, if sex with its dead ground up flesh
is not as bad? and dont pull the "well its raping the animal" garbage, you try
raping a dog and see if you have any balls left. Or a horse, see if your
chest remains intact after it kicks you. No, you can't force an animal (unless
its a stupid animal like a sheep) but who cares anyway, we kill them and
eat their flesh for fun and its somehow worse to leave them alive, a bit
sticky, possibly horny, and in need of a cigarette (the animal, not you)???
Thats nonsense, and only acts as justification for your dislike of the
practice.
If you think its disgusting, say so and be done with it, don't condemn people
because they do disgusting shit. But if you insist, then all of you straight
guys in this convo are disgusting perverted freaks who should be shunned
by all your friends for partaking in vial acts. Cause something you do
offends someone somewhere. Grow up.
And no, Spanky, I don't fuck sheep or any other animal. Just their dead and mutilated flesh in the convenient smoked flavored.
If you fuck yourself in the arse with a sausage, thats simultaneously
necrophilia (dead flesh) and beastiality (animal parts, afterall). So is that
equally disgusting as fucking a LIVE animal, or does the fact that its not
recognizable and refrigerated and tastes good with mustard make it not
disgusting? Cause everytime one of you eats a hotdog youre essentially
deriving pleasure from taking dead animal flesh into your mouth. Or heres
a better question, since you can buy, and many do, bulls penises in stores,
if you have sex with THAT is it like having sex with a hotdog or is it
somehow worse, because its maintained is natural shape? Would it be
better if it were ground up and packed into intestines? What is so disgusting
about having sex with an living animal, if sex with its dead ground up flesh
is not as bad? and dont pull the "well its raping the animal" garbage, you try
raping a dog and see if you have any balls left. Or a horse, see if your
chest remains intact after it kicks you. No, you can't force an animal (unless
its a stupid animal like a sheep) but who cares anyway, we kill them and
eat their flesh for fun and its somehow worse to leave them alive, a bit
sticky, possibly horny, and in need of a cigarette (the animal, not you)???
Thats nonsense, and only acts as justification for your dislike of the
practice.
If you think its disgusting, say so and be done with it, don't condemn people
because they do disgusting shit. But if you insist, then all of you straight
guys in this convo are disgusting perverted freaks who should be shunned
by all your friends for partaking in vial acts. Cause something you do
offends someone somewhere. Grow up.
And no, Spanky, I don't fuck sheep or any other animal. Just their dead and mutilated flesh in the convenient smoked flavored.
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