China unveils world's largest condom

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-16 08:36pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Talk about compensating for something!

Damn You! That was going to be my line.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-07-16 10:27pm

It still doesn't fit

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-07-16 10:33pm

Slartibartfast wrote:It still doesn't fit

It's fifty stories tall!!

Of course it won't fit unless you your a building!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-16 10:56pm

Eh, what exactly are the Chinese trying to compensate for? Their country's huge, their population's huge, their army's not exactly miniscule, their economy's a fair bit better than many many countries, their heights aren't in the lower range for Asians, they've got nukes so there's no nuke-envy there...

If they are, what would they have to compensate for?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-16 10:57pm

Shinova wrote:If they are, what would they have to compensate for?

You're joking, right?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-16 11:00pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You're joking, right?

About what? Their issue with population control? Is that what you guys are saying China's compensating for?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-16 11:05pm

Shinova wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You're joking, right?
About what? Their issue with population control? Is that what you guys are saying China's compensating for?

No, that's not exactly it. Umm... It's kinda... Watch Chinese porn sometime, you will see.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-16 11:11pm

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:No, that's not exactly it. Umm... It's kinda... Watch Chinese porn sometime, you will see.

Yeah...seriously, I'm 15 and I've got bigger than some of those guys...

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-07-16 11:59pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:No, that's not exactly it. Umm... It's kinda... Watch Chinese porn sometime, you will see.
Yeah...seriously, I'm 15 and I've got bigger than some of those guys...

What? Just because asian porn tends not to be obsessed with big dicks (which can easily be achieved by surgery) turns a big joke into a case of compensation? And haven't you heard of the saying that "it isn't the size of your tool, it's how you use it"?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-17 12:01am

Lord of the Farce wrote:What? Just because asian porn tends not to be obsessed with big dicks (which can easily be achieved by surgery) turns a big joke into a case of compensation? And haven't you heard of the saying that "it isn't the size of your tool, it's how you use it"?

I'm sure someone would disagree with that saying...anyone?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-17 12:06am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:No, that's not exactly it. Umm... It's kinda... Watch Chinese porn sometime, you will see.
Yeah...seriously, I'm 15 and I've got bigger than some of those guys...

They have small penises, too.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-17 12:06am

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote: I'm sure someone would disagree with that saying...anyone?

Actually, even with a big dick you can hump a woman and have her feel little pleasure. It does help, but there's still plenty of technique involved.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-17 12:09am

Shinova wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote: I'm sure someone would disagree with that saying...anyone?
Actually, even with a big dick you can hump a woman and have her feel little pleasure. It does help, but there's still plenty of technique involved.

Of course. Not that I'd know anything about that....

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-17 06:56am

This all boils down to George Carlin's "Bigger Dick Foreign Policy" in action

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-07-17 01:15pm

They just don't want the Washington monument to have any kids.