I sure hope not...3rd Impact wrote:Thanks, Kojikun.
I'll never eat a sausage again...
WTF is with this animal shit anyway?
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
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Yeah really. Gah. Its not even been ground up and stuffed into an intestine! That man is a HEATHEN I tell you, a sick fuck for eating unground penis! Shame on him.jmac wrote:I sure hope not...
Having seen lots of beastiality flicks while working at Customs, I can help on this. The woman lies on a bench or table, and then the horse is brought into position and stands over her. Then they spray on a ton of lube and do the dirty deed. The "why" part I don't know, but like they say "whatever tickles you pickle".Demiurge wrote:How does a woman fuck a horse anyway? The penis is on the underside. Does she hang upside-down from the bottom? Does she just suck it? Educate me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Ah, reminds me of the truth bottum of Usenet.
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Re: WTF is with this animal shit anyway?
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!MKSheppard wrote:A more pertinent question: WTF are you doing typing "horse" into Kazaa?BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Why the hell would a woman fuck a goat/dog/horse/whatever anyway, am I the only one missing something here? Are the rest of you as perplexed by this as I am?
Re: WTF is with this animal shit anyway?
Cant a man look for show horse riding competitions without ridicule?! Honestly, people!Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!MKSheppard wrote:A more pertinent question: WTF are you doing typing "horse" into Kazaa?
Re: WTF is with this animal shit anyway?
I thought you said you had to be below...kojikun wrote:Cant a man look for show horse riding competitions without ridicule?! Honestly, people!Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!MKSheppard wrote:A more pertinent question: WTF are you doing typing "horse" into Kazaa?
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Re: WTF is with this animal shit anyway?
Yeahbut if youre impaled on a horse you could loose the table and still be stuck onEleas wrote:I thought you said you had to be below...
::horse clenches and you slam against its stomach:: hahahahaha
Because then it wouldn't be bondage rape bestiality porn anymore, it would merely be bestiality porn and the market for that apparently isn't as good judging from what I screen and confiscated at Canada Customs.JodoForce wrote:Why not just topple the horse and have the girl go down on it, I can't image two horses having sex standing up either
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
What Aerius said. And I don't think you can topple a horse.JodoForce wrote:Why not just topple the horse and have the girl go down on it, I can't image two horses having sex standing up either
Aerius: Can I pop up and check what kinda videos youve got? Get some copies of the barely legal gay stuff maybe?
Speaking of horses and bestiality, I just remembered the "I'm a Cow" flash video.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Speaking of kinky animal sex, here's a joke:
There's this guy in the desert with a camel. The guy hasn't had sex for a while, so he gets horny and begins caressing the animal... he grabs a rock, places it behind the camel and stands on it. He drops his pants and just when he's going to "score", the camel steps forward.
"Shit!" he says, getting down from the rock. He grabs it again, places it near the camel's behind and tries again. As usual, the camel steps forward. "Damn!".
Suddenly he hears a woman's cry and turns. He sees a harem girl being chased by an eunuch with a scimitar. Valiantly, he draws his own blade and chops the eunuch's head, saving the girl's life.
The girl thanks him profusely, and says "you saved my life! I owe you forever, please ask me anything you want and I'll do it!". The guy thinks for a while, and asks
"Can you please hold the camel still for a moment?"
There's this guy in the desert with a camel. The guy hasn't had sex for a while, so he gets horny and begins caressing the animal... he grabs a rock, places it behind the camel and stands on it. He drops his pants and just when he's going to "score", the camel steps forward.
"Shit!" he says, getting down from the rock. He grabs it again, places it near the camel's behind and tries again. As usual, the camel steps forward. "Damn!".
Suddenly he hears a woman's cry and turns. He sees a harem girl being chased by an eunuch with a scimitar. Valiantly, he draws his own blade and chops the eunuch's head, saving the girl's life.
The girl thanks him profusely, and says "you saved my life! I owe you forever, please ask me anything you want and I'll do it!". The guy thinks for a while, and asks
"Can you please hold the camel still for a moment?"
THere's an episode of Crusade with cross species porn in, they've got ace names like "Snow white and the 7 narns, My little Pak'Ma'Ra" you sure as hell wouldnt see that on ST!kojikun wrote:OMGs thats so kinky. Seriously. Its like cute fuzzy humanoid tentacle sex.SirNitram wrote:Ah, reminds me of the truth bottum of Usenet.
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Everytime the pak'ma'ra gettign it on is implied by the actors turning their heads like quizzical dogs..it's great!
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