Name your perversion

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-07-17 03:38pm

NECROPHILIA BABY!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-07-17 03:38pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
SolidSnake wrote:Giantess.

Now, that makes me feel...ordinary. WTF, indeed.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-17 03:40pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
SolidSnake wrote:Giantess.

it can be kinky. and just like having sex with ein!

oh, also i would add that sounding is fun, and clear urine (pure water urine) can be kinky, as could fake urines (cathetar + sobe = tasty piss) mwahaha =x

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-07-17 03:49pm

I voted for pee... but I've never even done straight sex with anybody, let alone any funny stuff

And I dunno if I'm 'dysfunctional', I've never managed to come in a straight fap-off, the only way I can come is by squeezing the wang down like I were bursting to go--that probably has something to do with my fetish

It's the way for me to jerk off since I was like 7 and I never knew any other way to do it (or the name for what I was doing, for that matter

) until like 14...

The way I do it I 'come' in like 5 min. (I told this to my friends when I thought this was a speed competition and you can imagine I got a nasty nickname ever since

) but nothing actually comes out unless I lose the pressure on my wang before letting go--it just goes back up my bladder I think

I dunno whether I just haven't been working at jerking off hard enough (I mean I never tried jerking off for more than an hour

and it doesn't help that the alternate method gets the job do so much quicker

) Or I should be seeing a doctor.

I sort of told my doctor about this once, he said it's all right, but I'm not sure if he understood me completely.

Anyway, as of now 'desperate to pee girls' comes up as a search string on google every now and then on my computer

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-17 03:57pm

christ could you USE anymore smilies?!!?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-17 04:05pm

Well, lots of things...i like roleplaying,latex n pvc, soft bdsm, all sorts go through my mind before i...you know...

although i have some standards: alive, around my age, no excessive bodily fluids, NO shit, medium builds, my species.

99 times out of 100 female participants other than me usually.

and lesbians, plenty of lesbians that don't look like guys.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-07-17 04:09pm

kojikun wrote:christ could you USE anymore smilies?!!?

Then pretend i posted like, 50 more.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-17 04:11pm

Rye wrote:Well, lots of things...i like roleplaying,latex n pvc, soft bdsm, all sorts go through my mind before i...you know...

although i have some standards: alive, around my age, no excessive bodily fluids, NO shit, medium builds, my species.

99 times out of 100 female participants other than me usually.

and lesbians, plenty of lesbians that don't look like guys.

Don't forget your love for the the [not so] occasional strapon or tongue

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-17 04:16pm

Don't forget your love for the the [not so] occasional strapon or tongue

Yeah well, at least i aint Raycav.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-07-17 04:17pm

Rye wrote:
Don't forget your love for the the [not so] occasional strapon or tongue
Yeah well, at least i aint Raycav.

Are you sure?

<keeps an eye on Rye>

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-17 04:18pm

Rye wrote:
Don't forget your love for the the [not so] occasional strapon or tongue
Yeah well, at least i aint Raycav.

Pish, tongues and other things up your bum aint something to be reactive about. Noone was comparing you to raycavs level of perversion. Goodness.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-07-17 04:37pm

HMMM, now how come there isn't a catagory for a perversion of STR8 up there??? I mean if you're going to compare gay to the other stuff.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-17 05:05pm

Snuggling. I'm all about the snuggling. It feels so good so snuggle up against a nice warm body and squeeze. Mmmmm....

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-17 05:09pm

In fact i think the extent of my perversion can only be shown by this site.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-17 06:35pm

BrYaN19kc wrote:HMMM, now how come there isn't a catagory for a perversion of STR8 up there??? I mean if you're going to compare gay to the other stuff.

Yes I agree. Having gay as an option isnt good. It also doesnt allow for gay people who are into BDSM. I mean, are you gay or into BDSM? this list makes you choose only one. Bad bad.

Rye: Youre an SOB, here I thought I would be in for some hot fern-on-fern plant sex action (silly me for not reading the url properly) and nooo its just furniture. Damn you!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-07-17 07:05pm

Mmm... lesbians...

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-17 07:19pm

BDSM, gotta love handcuffs and light torture.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-17 07:23pm

I think it goes without saying that the majority of the board is into lesbians. Why wouldn't you be? Men are ugly and groady and nasty; women are soft and smooth and curvy. So do you mix nasty with purdy? or do you mix purdy with purdy? My point exactly.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-17 07:34pm

Here`s for you bunch of perverts.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-07-17 07:50pm

eehhhh.. ahhhh.. I have to confess..

When me and my girlfriend went biking, she used to wear lycra clothes borrowed from me, and seeing her riding often ended up in me getting far too excited to my health, a problem which we used to solve by cutting the ride short and heading for the jeep, or in more urgent cases finding a secluded part of the forest..

Also, I find my bike sexy.

Does this count?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-07-17 08:54pm

I am the only NORMAL queer....

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-17 08:59pm

Trytostaydead wrote:NECROPHILIA BABY!

The fact that your name is "Trytostaydead" makes a bit more sense now.

And lesbian porn, of course. Duh.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-17 09:19pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:When me and my girlfriend went biking, she used to wear lycra clothes borrowed from me, and seeing her riding often ended up in me getting far too excited to my health, a problem which we used to solve by cutting the ride short and heading for the jeep, or in more urgent cases finding a secluded part of the forest..

Nothing wrong with that, happens all the time with me & my GF. Her wearing lycra is a bit too much for me to handle and I can never keep my hands off her ass. And then we usually end up finding a nice secluded spot in the forest or bushes to do our thing.

Also, I find my bike sexy.

Does this count?

I think that counts. I like my bikes and I'd kill anyone that tries to steal or fuck with them, but I don't find myself attracted to them. Unlike my GF, my bikes don't give me a boner.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-17 09:36pm

kojikun wrote:
JodoForce wrote:So what objects and body parts are those And what's 'twincest'? You have a twin? Is that any different from incest?
Feet are rather kinky, honestly. But nice feet, which are rare to come by. And feet in socks are just cuuuuute. Twincest is twin-incest. I wish I had a twin.

And you wonder why people think you're a fucked up perverted sicko?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-17 09:39pm

Mine?

Bondage. I find the whole idea incredibly sexy. And of course the tight leather and latex is sexy as hell too. Oh and spanking and that stuff.

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