Name your perversion

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What turns YOU on?

BDSM
14
20%
Gay / Lesbian
20
29%
Paedophilia
2
3%
Necrophilia :lol:
2
3%
Object fetishes (e.g. women's lingerie)
3
4%
Body part fetishes (e.g. nibbling toes instead of tits)
2
3%
'That animal shit' (zoophilia)
1
1%
pee / shit fetish
2
3%
other (explain below using anonymous account maybe? :lol: )
7
10%
Nah! I'm all clean and healthy! (NOT!)
17
24%
 
Total votes: 70

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Lesbian. I don't think that's a big secret. Especially when it involves strap-ons.
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Stormbringer wrote: And you wonder why people think you're a fucked up perverted sicko? :roll:
But why don't people think I'm a fucked up perverted sicko? :(
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XaLEv wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: And you wonder why people think you're a fucked up perverted sicko? :roll:
But why don't people think I'm a fucked up perverted sicko? :(
I think you're a fucked up perverted sicko, even by BoTM standards. :D
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XaLEv wrote:But why don't people think I'm a fucked up perverted sicko? :(
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Nothing beats lesbians.
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BDSM is what I'd like to try. Marquis De Sade is my hero! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Edit: I don't know but sex that leads to death kinda turns me on. But only as a spectator not a participant.
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XaLEv wrote:But why don't people think I'm a fucked up perverted sicko? :(
Same here, why doesn't anyone think I'm a nutjob perv or something?

Maybe I have to be more outspoken, like saying I'm a Pedophile and telling lots of dead baby jokes. :twisted:

Oh...and LESBIAN TWIN SEX TURNS ME ON!!

That should do the trick, I await the "aerius, you're a fucking sicko!" flames. :wink:
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aerius wrote:Oh...and LESBIAN TWIN SEX TURNS ME ON!!

That should do the trick, I await the "aerius, you're a fucking sicko!" flames. :wink:
After you wrote this lesbian twin sex thing who would flame you. :wink:
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Okay, here's something perverse that I've found I like: gagging deepthroat. The kind that plungers up that thick mucus in the throat. It's always chicks though. I've never been able to find any gay videos like that.

I WANNA SEE GUYS GETTING SKULLFUCKED DAMMIT!

Or even better, a chick doing it to a guy with a strap on.
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XaLEv wrote:I WANNA SEE GUYS GETTING SKULLFUCKED DAMMIT!
Can I volunteer for a firsthand demonstration? :twisted:
Stormbringer wrote:And you wonder why people think you're a fucked up perverted sicko? :roll:
I dont care if thats why. I aint the only one here at SDN who likes it.
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Whoa this thread is running HOT :D
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I see I'm the only one who checked off animals...no, I haven't ever actually *done* it.
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Tight leather/latex

Foot fetish, especially feet in tight blabk boots
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There's no dilemma with the gay/lesbian choice, it's only for straight (or bisexual) people. At least that's what I can gather.
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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:who voted "pee/shit fetish"? That shit's disgusting (hey look, a pun!). Oh well, to each his (her?) own...
Peeing in and by itself [with someone watching or camera otherwise it is just a bodily(sp) function] is a rather tame fetish with a couple of varients (wrong word perhaps) such as golden showers and other stuff Aerius[ would probably know about.

Shit there's the plain shitting, :twisted: shit-play, :roll: shit-eating :roll: and other vomit-inducing variations.

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kojikun wrote:who voted animals eh? eh eh eh?
Not me through animals (execpt for pigs) tend to be better looking than ugly men in pornos. Also don't question the appeal of hentai zoophilia western art zoophilia. :twisted:
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Striderteen wrote:I see I'm the only one who checked off animals...no, I haven't ever actually *done* it.
Admitting to do it is a brave thing. Youre a sick sick bastard by some peoples standards, but fuck em. We're all deviants whether we accept it or not. :)
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I voted other, so here's a list

Bondage, just like everyone else
Tentacles *waves at kojikun*
Furry (NOT zoophilia)

I'm also fairly certain I'm gay.
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aerius wrote:whichever the one is with the forced fluid injection was not my cup of tea.
Enema is the name for it.
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None. Heh.

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Legs. Long, lanky legs in nylon wrapped around my body :oops:

And lesbians too. Naturally.
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Dalton wrote: And lesbians too. Naturally.
Of course. All heterosexual (and, I assume, many bisexual) men are turned on by lesbians. :D
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Older woman (25-40+), breasts (C and under), women in underwear (white plain pattern, and particularly panties), and with myself as a mild submissive.
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I for one would like to see biblical porn. Imagine this scene in Rome.

Pilate (to Jesus): I sentence you to be nailed to the cross.
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Woman: No before I nail him, again and again.

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If I change the poll options would all the votes be gone? :?
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