So if SD.net were a village...

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-07-18 03:33am

Safe to say Mike Wong would be the Mayor; that he is a civil engineer only gives reinforcement to that....

Durandal would be one of the Board of Directors for the local University's Science department.

Some of the Army and Marine troops could probably work as cops for what few laws we'd have.... on weekends Jegs might also be the local pastor, and I could fill the place of a Rabbi if anyone wished...

Needless to say this would be a creative town, and I feel bad for anyone who tries to engage our public figures in any sort of debate...

Alyrium would own and Einy manage the most happenin' place in town, 72-hour parties on weekends and the most amazing role-playing into-the-night on weekdays.

Aerius and jmac run the local mountain-biking shop. Marina has the Poly Sci department at the Uni in an iron grip. Perhaps Sheppard runs the Military History museaum and extensive library. Stravo runs the library and the local printing press. Local fanzines cover every possible genre. Spanky runs the video store with the most impressive collection of Anime on the planet.

Sometmes the cops have to bust up drunken weekend brawls between the HAB boys and their rival gang the Mechas.

Well, that's off the top of my head. What else?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-07-18 03:36am

Me, David and Sceptre would rule with an iron fist under Mike's authority!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-18 03:37am

Dalton would run the local tabloid.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-07-18 03:40am

Wong would be mayor

Our resident degree holders would run the local college... I would join their ranks eventually...

I would of course be student at said university, and would host MASSIVE D&D games in my dorm

Ein would own and operate the local club.

HAB would be the local militia

GALE.. oh sweet non-existant Jesus...

One of the other usergroups would be the... Undercover police

Writers Guild... Runs the library

The monkeys... They will run the... oh good Dawkins....

SirNitram... Well he would be doing the same thing I do, and we would plot to destroy out PCs

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-07-18 03:42am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Dalton would run the local tabloid.

I think Raoul or Phil would be better suited there

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-18 03:46am

I would run the local Japanese import store.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-18 03:57am

I would be in the town belltower with a high powered rifle and scope, just hanging out there and making people nervous.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-07-18 04:00am

I'd have to take control of that video store from Spanky. I'm sure he can find something better to do anyways.

As for the reason for this:

I have over a year of experience working in a video store, including time in a management position.
While Spanky's collection of anime may be vast, my collection of movies overall outranks his, I'm sure. [url=http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html? ... ederPeruse[/url] for yourself.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-07-18 04:00am

I would run the local comicbook shop/ secret underground armory

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-18 04:06am

Meh, I'd rather help Dido run the import shop.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-18 04:11am

I could be assistant pastor/rotary mech/field services/muso

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-07-18 04:17am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I would run the local Japanese import store.

I'd be the co-manager and would be personly responible for SD.net's supply of japanese porn.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-18 04:20am

I would sit in front of peoples lawns and look cool. That's my job. And I better be getting paid for it.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-07-18 04:21am

Uh... um... let's see here... I'm sure I could do something... er...

Meh, I'll just sit in my house being lazy, like normal.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-07-18 04:22am

Mayor Wong is going to need a chief of staff. I nominate me.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-07-18 04:22am

I would also declare myself head the SD.net Napoleonic society.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-07-18 04:23am

I'll be the Lionel Hutz to this village, rip you all off, then flee to some Island in the Pacific were I'll live like a King.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-07-18 04:58am

If SD.Net were a village, I would live somewhere on the outskirts, talking to various woodland creatures and living in a cave and eating shoes. Maybe growing a big beard in the process.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-18 05:01am

I have no idea what I'd be, all I can come up with is some sort of local nut.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-18 05:03am

we could BS and tell campfire stories of the outback

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-07-18 05:26am

<--- Local underworld kingpin.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-18 05:37am

Hethrir wrote:we could BS and tell campfire stories of the outback

Hmmm, tempting.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-07-18 05:39am

Probably doing nothing at all/Running the local justice system as Supreme Court Justice, always handing out fair but whitty punishments to fit the crime

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-18 07:21am

Your all forgetting one very important figure head in our community.

If SD.net were a village......who'd be the village idiot?

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-18 07:33am

JediNeophyte wrote:Uh... um... let's see here... I'm sure I could do something... er...

Meh, I'll just sit in my house being lazy, like normal.

Same here