So if SD.net were a village...

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-18 01:10pm

Ein and I would be running our own Weed farm and smoke shop, with high quality goods and services...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-18 01:10pm

Zoink wrote:I want to run the town's local Italian restaurant, with pizza and pasta for all!

Hey! I too wanted to run an Italian resturaunt (while employed with my earlier job; maybe I'd be a lawn ornament on the night shift--or the other way around, however it goes), oh well, all I can say then is: can I have your autograph? Just sign there on the X. Attaboy...HA! It was the deed to resturaunt! Sucker....gets 'em everytime, the old "gimme your autograph, oh shit looks it the deed!" gag.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-18 01:12pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:
RedImperator wrote:We'd have an abundance of them. Maybe they could all live in the same house.
But they may breed, then who you guna call?

YOUR FRIENDLY LOCAL EX-TERMINATOR!

(Incase you haven't guessed, I call that job)
No you don't...Nothing says exterminate like a Hadoken. I'll just have to be careful about making sure I don't take the town and the surrounding country side out with it...

Fine, exterminator sidekick, even though I called it first...

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-07-18 01:12pm

I'll build robots and design control systems. In the evening, you may glance a blurred figure of a man on a bike, racing through the village towards the woods, and at the same time yelling "free, AT LAST". Don't worry, he's harmless.

Also, I'll ensure that no spam enters the village, ever. Only natural, fresh, European meat will be allowed.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-18 01:18pm

I suppose phongn, me and Marina could take shifts manning the civil defence shack.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-18 01:20pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I suppose phongn, me and Marina could take shifts manning the civil defence shack.

Civil?! This village is made up of people from here! The word civil has no place in our little world...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-07-18 01:21pm

If by shack you mean reinforced bunker capable of withstanding direct hits by Pershing IIs, then yes.

I'll probably be doing crazed genetic experiments along with Valdemar and setting up an IT shop.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-07-18 01:21pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I suppose phongn, me and Marina could take shifts manning the civil defence shack.

Shack? Shack? You would have a mere shack? We must defend ourselves against the villages of TK, SB, and other heathen lands!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-18 01:27pm

So if SD.net were a village...

...DarkStar would stillbe the idiot.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-18 01:29pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
So if SD.net were a village...
...DarkStar would bestill the idiot.

Nope he would be dead. If no one else kills him i just bring a axe and chop his head off.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-18 01:30pm

phongn wrote:If by shack you mean reinforced bunker capable of withstanding direct hits by Pershing IIs, then yes.

The shack conceals the entrance to one of the access tunnels. Hopefully no one will notice that fact that the river doesn't freeze anymore because of the reactors cooling system.

I'll probably be doing crazed genetic experiments along with Valdemar and setting up an IT shop.

Do what you want on your level.

SirNitram wrote: Shack? Shack? You would have a mere shack? We must defend ourselves against the villages of TK, SB, and other heathen lands!

See above, though defending against the idiot hoards really calls for a nice ditch, in front of the bastions.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-18 01:40pm

I'll own the local beach and be a part time lifeguard and swim instructor, and by part time I mean maybe a couple times a week. I'll be spending the rest of my days swimming in the ocean (it's a seaside beach of course) and biking with my BF and all the other stuff a woman like me would do. Oh..and anyone that fakes a drowning to get me to do CPR on them will be swimming with the fishes so to speak, though fishfood would be a more accurate description.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-18 01:46pm

jmac wrote:Oh..and anyone that fakes a drowning to get me to do CPR on them will be swimming with the fishes so to speak, though fishfood would be a more accurate description.

Walks up from the water with an inocent look... who me? naa

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-18 01:47pm

Faram wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
So if SD.net were a village...
...DarkStar would bestill the idiot.
Nope he would be dead. If no one else kills him i just bring a axe and chop his head off.

Oh yeah, that's right. It's our town, so we can get together and do mercy killings. Can't wait for Hovid to visit.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-18 01:48pm

SirNitram wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I suppose phongn, me and Marina could take shifts manning the civil defence shack.
Shack? Shack? You would have a mere shack? We must defend ourselves against the villages of TK, SB, and other heathen lands!

fear not, for hidden in the many bunkers beneath the shack lies the vast armory of the Glorious HAB.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-07-18 01:54pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I suppose phongn, me and Marina could take shifts manning the civil defence shack.
Shack? Shack? You would have a mere shack? We must defend ourselves against the villages of TK, SB, and other heathen lands!

fear not, for hidden in the many bunkers beneath the shack lies the vast armory of the Glorious HAB.

What? You mean, we paid for an entire armory and now we're just going to keep it in bunkers? Phooey on that--let's use it on something.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-18 01:58pm

Just decided that running a still ain’t good for my health.

So I’ll just set up a full service dive shop close to the water complete with a nice speedboat for daytrips to some close sites

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-18 02:06pm

I'll mainly be offshore in my personal ocean liner, the SS Normandie. If I feel nice, I'll send over the lifeboats to ferry you people over for wild parties.

I recommend that Destroyerville be located on an island, that way the HAB can field their coastal defense craft to ward off attackers.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-07-18 02:31pm

Darkstar would be the village idiot. The Horesemen would be the Village Idiot Abuse Squad.

Seriously, I'd be a student at the local uni, probably favoring courses from Marina's department. I'd probably also join the local militia, just for the sake of getting some military training.

In my spare time, I'd be digging an underground tunnel into the local library, so I could steal the books at night.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-18 02:39pm

I would run the concert, theater, stand up comedy venues. I'd get great acts to come into town... or village

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-18 02:45pm

Will the "village" have electricity and indoor plumbing?

If not, I think I'll pack my bags and move to Spacebattlia. I hear they have good sushi.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-18 02:46pm

StarshipTitanic wrote:I'll mainly be offshore in my personal ocean liner, the SS Normandie. If I feel nice, I'll send over the lifeboats to ferry you people over for wild parties.

I'm afraid will have to requisition your vessel for the war effort.

*Welds seacocks shut, sets liner on fire, and calls NYC fire department. Laughs at ensuring hilarity*

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-18 02:47pm

phongn wrote:If by shack you mean reinforced bunker capable of withstanding direct hits by Pershing IIs, then yes.

I'll probably be doing crazed genetic experiments along with Valdemar and setting up an IT shop.

I wish to join you, of course. Maybe I'll open up a Subdivision for crops and luxury goods...

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-07-18 02:48pm

Hold on....this is SD.Net land and there's NO House of Illrepute????

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-18 02:51pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:
I wish to join you, of course. Maybe I'll open up a Subdivision for crops and luxury goods...

The bunker is quite full with various necessities, spam, hypersonic nuclear weaponry, and random shit. Though I guess you could modify part of the chemical weapons lab, maybe sleep down by the anti logic reactor core, you'll need lots of tinfoil for that.