So if SD.net were a village...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-18 02:52pm

Stravo wrote:Hold on....this is SD.Net land and there's NO House of Illrepute????

Brain not comprehending....

Please...we should have parlors for almost any sort of ill repute. I mean Mike alone will have a place called the International House of Ass.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-18 02:57pm

Hmm, i suppose i could be...er...i dunno, the town's official inquisitive-head-sized-citrus-fruit-thing.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-07-18 02:59pm

Chairman of the Committee for Public Safety.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-07-18 03:38pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
phongn wrote:If by shack you mean reinforced bunker capable of withstanding direct hits by Pershing IIs, then yes.
The shack conceals the entrance to one of the access tunnels. Hopefully no one will notice that fact that the river doesn't freeze anymore because of the reactors cooling system.

Well, the Mantee population seems to have gone from zero to dozens in the last month since we turned it online ...

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-18 03:50pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Chairman of the Committee for Public Safety.

Can I be Secretary of Public Information?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-18 04:59pm

I'll be the little Gnome all the female populace thinks they see scurrying around when they step in and out of the shower, but of course they will never know for sure.

And when I'm not scurrying about, I'll plant myself by the beachfront houses as the resident Beach Gnome and check out jmac in her red swimsuit running in slow motion to every "drowning" Villager out there.

And the HAB is our local militia, sure, but the Warwolves have the real firepower and combat troops behind them, for when we take on the Kingdom of the Trolls and other fun places.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-07-18 05:18pm

Owner of local computer store and the local ISP and phone network...

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-18 05:33pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
Stravo wrote:Hold on....this is SD.Net land and there's NO House of Illrepute????
Brain not comprehending....

Please...we should have parlors for almost any sort of ill repute. I mean Mike alone will have a place called the International House of Ass.

Do that And I'll have Vympel and Stravo serve you legal papers until you are crushed from its weight!

That is because I will have a shop set up to teach people the techniques of being an Assmaster! TM. They will learn to use their ass an the ultimate weapon.

I'll also set up the "Marquis De Sade School of Sadistic Arts" and "The Shop of KABOOM!!" I'll sell anything that explodes\burns\disintegrate.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-18 05:48pm

Darkstar would be in jail, trying to escape, so he can go back to the Star Wars vs. Star Trek district to annoy people with his wall of ignorance.

The Hall of Shame would be a museum where the worst of the baord is recorded.

I'd be employed by the Brotherhood of the Monkey, and when not on duty, I'd wander around town to poke my head into things to say something pointless.

There would be a museum where the member's pictures are on display. The unlucky janitor would be constantly cleaning up the cumstains Einhander left near Durandal's pictures.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 05:54pm

I of course would be manning the Military History department of the SDN library,
which will have grown over the years to dominate 95% of the shelf space
and soon the last survivors of the normal books shall be burnt in a glorious HAB circus...

Oh yeah, and I will have built a giant multilevel bunker under the library over
the years connecting to the HAB's Civil Defense bunker complex.

Who would suspect a library to contain enough weaponry and
armored vehicles in giant underground parking garages and
armories to equip an entire armored division? Nobody, that's
why! MUHAHAHA

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-07-18 06:35pm

MKSheppard wrote:I of course would be manning the Military History department of the SDN library,
which will have grown over the years to dominate 95% of the shelf space
and soon the last survivors of the normal books shall be burnt in a glorious HAB circus...

Oh yeah, and I will have built a giant multilevel bunker under the library over
the years connecting to the HAB's Civil Defense bunker complex.

Who would suspect a library to contain enough weaponry and
armored vehicles in giant underground parking garages and
armories to equip an entire armored division? Nobody, that's
why! MUHAHAHA

NOOOOOOOOOOO!
There goes my evil plan of making an underground tunnel into the library, and slowly stealin all the books at night!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 06:41pm

fgalkin wrote: There goes my evil plan of making an underground tunnel into the library, and slowly stealin all the books at night!

if it makes you feel better, we offer a discount on used books in our
bookstore on Sublevel B-1, next to the SS-N-25 storage area. Most prices
are 50 cents to $1.00

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-07-18 06:43pm

MKSheppard wrote:
fgalkin wrote: There goes my evil plan of making an underground tunnel into the library, and slowly stealin all the books at night!
if it makes you feel better, we offer a discount on used books in our
bookstore on Sublevel B-1, next to the SS-N-25 storage area. Most prices
are 50 cents to $1.00

Hmm..that sounds good.

Actually, I might even take up the job of Assistanct Librarian to get me through college.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 06:46pm

fgalkin wrote:[
Actually, I might even take up the job of Assistanct Librarian to get me through college.

Excellent - as your first mission, I command you to go to Za Rodinu
and gather up all the Russian military history books possible, I don't
care if they're in cyrillic, dammit, I want them!

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-07-18 06:47pm

I nominate Stravo and Happy Target for editor and associate editor of the town newspaper. Their fiction could be included in the thick Sunday papers, kind of like Parade.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-18 06:49pm

MKSheppard wrote:
fgalkin wrote: There goes my evil plan of making an underground tunnel into the library, and slowly stealin all the books at night!
if it makes you feel better, we offer a discount on used books in our
bookstore on Sublevel B-1, next to the SS-N-25 storage area. Most prices
are 50 cents to $1.00

Is that American Dollars? Bearing in mind our Mayor is Canadian.
Maybe we should just have out own currency.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 06:49pm

jegs2 wrote:I nominate Stravo and Happy Target for editor and associate editor of the town newspaper. Their fiction could be included in the thick Sunday papers, kind of like Parade.

Nyet. The HAB controls the papers through the Committee for Public Safety.

Thusly, we have decreed that 95% of the paper shall be on Military History,
with the remaining 5% devoted to such trash as human interest stories,
and of course "Young Russian Sniper Girls" on Page 3.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-07-18 06:52pm

MKSheppard wrote:
jegs2 wrote:I nominate Stravo and Happy Target for editor and associate editor of the town newspaper. Their fiction could be included in the thick Sunday papers, kind of like Parade.
Nyet. The HAB controls the papers through the Committee for Public Safety.

Thusly, we have decreed that 95% of the paper shall be on Military History,
with the remaining 5% devoted to such trash as human interest stories,
and of course "Young Russian Sniper Girls" on Page 3.

The HAB can take away our lives but they can't take away our freedom!!!!

*leads a charge in blue face paint. stops short, sees what the HAB has waiting promtly turns tail and runs the other way*

Fuck that, did you see the BARREL on that thing?!?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 06:53pm

Dorsk 81 wrote: Is that American Dollars? Bearing in mind our Mayor is Canadian.
Maybe we should just have out own currency.

American dollars of course

Canadian dollars are just a pale imitation
of the one true thing

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-07-18 06:55pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote: Is that American Dollars? Bearing in mind our Mayor is Canadian.
Maybe we should just have out own currency.
American dollars of course Canadian dollars are just a pale imitation
of the one true thing

You mean what we call all foreign currency? Monopoly money.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 06:58pm

Stravo wrote: You mean what we call all foreign currency? Monopoly money.

Yes, through the Committee for Public Safety's control over product safety,
all sets of Monopoly sold in SDN land use Canadian dollars and Iraqi Dinars,
along with the British pound instead of monopoly money

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-18 07:03pm

Stravo wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote: Is that American Dollars? Bearing in mind our Mayor is Canadian.
Maybe we should just have out own currency.
American dollars of course Canadian dollars are just a pale imitation
of the one true thing
You mean what we call all foreign currency? Monopoly money.

Monopoly money? I've never heard that term before......except for when I was playing Monopoly.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-07-18 07:44pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
phongn wrote:If by shack you mean reinforced bunker capable of withstanding direct hits by Pershing IIs, then yes.
The shack conceals the entrance to one of the access tunnels. Hopefully no one will notice that fact that the river doesn't freeze anymore because of the reactors cooling system.

No one will notice until Godzilla stomps your ass falt, of course...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-18 07:48pm

RogueIce wrote:And when I'm not scurrying about, I'll plant myself by the beachfront houses as the resident Beach Gnome and check out jmac in her red swimsuit running in slow motion to every "drowning" Villager out there.

Just watch out for the local mercenary group led by me, we use the beach for live fire training exercises. Just don't stare at the lifeguards (especially jmac) too much because the scruffy looking dirtbag with the Stoner machine gun is a trigger happy psycho who thinks he's the Rogue Warrior. Doom on you silly Gnomes!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-18 07:49pm

*watches as the streetcleaners clean up the streets of SD.Net Village from the recent HAB wankfest while muttering under their breaths*

Yep, those streetcleaners are gonna get a lot of work around here...