So if SD.net were a village...

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2003-07-18 07:58pm

I call town drunk.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-07-18 08:01pm

Laird wrote:I call town drunk.

You'd be the jackass in the stocks surrounded by rotting fruit and stinking of urine.

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2003-07-18 08:06pm

whatever works aslong as I get my booze.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-18 08:06pm

I guess Laird could be our "other" Villiage Idiot.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-07-18 08:13pm

That would be one too many.

Err, I'd probably be the local teenage computer geek/gamer probably hanging out with Alyrium and Ein...

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-18 08:19pm

Exonerate wrote: I'd probably be the local teenage computer geek/gamer

You realise that that's what most of this village is going to be made up of?
Our community will be a bunch of bastard children raised by computers and tv!

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-07-18 08:31pm

<-- Teh local violinist

I also claim VI, Darkstar will not have it

(nor will Laird)

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-18 08:40pm

I'll organize the SDNetville chapter of the VRWC.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 08:57pm

RogueIce wrote:*watches as the streetcleaners clean up the streets of SD.Net Village from the recent HAB wankfest while muttering under their breaths*

Wankfest?

You underestimate the power of the Committee for Public Safety....to the Night and Fog with him!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-18 08:59pm

MKSheppard wrote:
RogueIce wrote:*watches as the streetcleaners clean up the streets of SD.Net Village from the recent HAB wankfest while muttering under their breaths*
Wankfest? You underestimate the power of the Committee for Public Safety....to the Night and Fog with him!

With all that underground bunker stuff? Yeah, that's what I'd call it.

And hey, call it a practice run for when the inevitable happens...somebody mentions the word "Mecha."

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 09:01pm

RogueIce wrote: And hey, call it a practice run for when the inevitable happens...somebody mentions the word "Mecha."

That's when we do the full Pre-emptive Strike across the pole with
the aforementioned SS-N-25 SATANs.

What, you thought we were storing them in library
subbasements because we liked phallic devices?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-18 09:02pm

MKSheppard wrote:What, you thought we were storing them in library
subbasements because we liked phallic devices?

Do you really want an answer to that one?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 09:04pm

RogueIce wrote: Do you really want an answer to that one?

J · Post by J » 2003-07-18 09:22pm

RogueIce wrote:I'll be the little Gnome all the female populace thinks they see scurrying around when they step in and out of the shower, but of course they will never know for sure.

So that's what that is...and to think that I thought it was the barking spiders....

And when I'm not scurrying about, I'll plant myself by the beachfront houses as the resident Beach Gnome and check out jmac in her red swimsuit running in slow motion to every "drowning" Villager out there.

This isn't Baywatch and I don't wear red low cut swimsuits, nor do I run in slow motion. I can be found in my not so revealing blue swimsuit by the pool teaching the kids to swim or on the beach as a lifeguard. Oh, and the beach area is off-limits to Gnomes, it's for your own safety. Kids these days are a bit out of control at times and we wouldn't want you being buried in the sand or thrown around on the rocks by the breakwater, or heaven forbid they carry you into the sea and set you adrift for a few years.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-18 09:30pm

jmac wrote:So that's what that is...and to think that I thought it was the barking spiders....

Well, it sure wasn't the tooth fairy. Though I might sneak under your pillow at night and give you a shiny object. Just because you're you. Of course, Zaia, Tevar, and Crimson Raine also get quarters under the bed. Sorry Kelly and innerbrat, but I'd be afraid of certain death if you caught me putting shiny objects under your pillows. I'm still trying to figure out how to infiltrate Duchess' house.

jmac wrote:This isn't Baywatch and I don't wear red low cut swimsuits, nor do I run in slow motion. I can be found in my not so revealing blue swimsuit by the pool teaching the kids to swim or on the beach as a lifeguard. Oh, and the beach area is off-limits to Gnomes, it's for your own safety. Kids these days are a bit out of control at times and we wouldn't want you being buried in the sand or thrown around on the rocks by the breakwater, or heaven forbid they carry you into the sea and set you adrift for a few years.

Well, running in a swimsuit is still a good thing.

And how're you gonna say Gnomes can't go on the beach? DISCRIMINATION I TELL YOU!!

And just let those little kids try anything...*pulls out GridFire Rifle* Go ahead, make my day...punk.

And little known fact: we Gnomes are excellent swimmers. Especially with these spiffy GNOMICON WaterJet Packs.

Ignorant_Boy · Post by **Ignorant_Boy** » 2003-07-18 09:35pm

I'll be the little inconspicious guy who nobody knows.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 09:36pm

RogueIce wrote: And little known fact: we Gnomes are excellent swimmers. Especially with these spiffy GNOMICON WaterJet Packs.

A little known fact is that the HAB uses the waters off the beach for SSN littorial warfare training.

"Match bearings with GNOMICON WaterJet screw noises and shoot!"

*sound of Mk 48 ADCAP heavyweight torpedo firing from a 21 inch tube*

*sound of Gnome disappearing in a messy explosion from 2,000 pounds of
Torpex...*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-18 09:39pm

MKSheppard wrote:A little known fact is that the HAB uses the waters off the beach for SSN littorial warfare training.

"Match bearings with GNOMICON WaterJet screw noises and shoot!"

*sound of Mk 48 ADCAP heavyweight torpedo firing from a 21 inch tube*

*sound of Gnome disappearing in a messy explosion from 2,000 pounds of
Torpex...*

We make no more noise than a little fishy. And we don't go that deep. We'd be out of the water long before your torpedo ever got near us. Assuming we didn't just outrun it or outturn it. And don't give me any proximity detonations...our little Uber-ceramic bodies are very durable and tough.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-18 09:43pm

RogueIce wrote: We make no more noise than a little fishy.

Lies, all lies! We have tapes from our sonar suite showing
your GNOMICON WaterJet packs to be about as silent as an 18 wheeler
crashing into a china shop.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-18 09:45pm

MKSheppard wrote:
RogueIce wrote: We make no more noise than a little fishy.
Lies, all lies! We have tapes from our sonar suite showing
your GNOMICON WaterJet packs to be about as silent as an 18 wheeler
crashing into a china shop.

Sorry that was me. Somehow I had a gnome stuck in my ass. With a mighty push, the gnome flew out of my ass with a loud bang. But RogueIce is right, those buggers are durable.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-18 09:46pm

MKSheppard wrote:
RogueIce wrote: We make no more noise than a little fishy.
Lies, all lies! We have tapes from our sonar suite showing
your GNOMICON WaterJet packs to be about as silent as an 18 wheeler
crashing into a china shop.

Think what you will. But as 2IC of SEGNOR and GNOMICON, I know the truth. Silly you for believing our misinformation. And wasting torpedoes on our dummy-drones.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-18 09:46pm

After careful consideration and coin flipping, I have decided to take the role of Minister of Information/Propaganda.

"There are no trolls here."

"The HAB did not vaporise your house"

"Hail Wong"

See, it's easy.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-18 09:51pm

RogueIce wrote:And how're you gonna say Gnomes can't go on the beach? DISCRIMINATION I TELL YOU!!

And just let those little kids try anything...*pulls out GridFire Rifle* Go ahead, make my day...punk.

See? That's the problem, we can't have you Gnomes vaporizing the kids either, it'll be bad for publicity, not to mention what happens when the lawyers get involved. We have enough problems as it is with the HAB and aerius' mercenary thugs using the beach for wargames, what do you think will happen when word gets out that Gnomes are killing kids with rayguns? I'm sorry, but the beach is off limits, but you are welcome to use the lighthouse a bit further down the shore.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-18 09:54pm

And puh-lease don't throw oranges at the trolls. We have feelings too.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-18 09:54pm

What about Black Mages jmac? Our Boatdoken capabilities would be quite useful for search and rescues far out to sea.

Nevermind that whatever is on the recieving end of such a weapon is utterly destroyed.