My Top Ten Ways to Get Rid of Annoying Cosplay Chicks

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-19 03:52pm

Occasionally, I'll attend an anime convention with my friends and invariably, without fail, I'll encounter an Annoying Cosplay Girl. Now, as you guys know, I'm all about <BWhite>the ladies</BWhite>, but some times, you've got to ditch the bitch. Or more fun yet, scare her off. So with a tip of the hat to David Letterman...

Gil's Top Ten Ways to Scare of Annoying Cosplay Chicks

10) Say "You've got a stuffed Cabbit? So do I! And believe you me, my marksmanship has certainly improved since I did."

9) Go to the Vendor's Area and keep looking at the back of Tentacle Hentai videos.

Hell, show her the Tentacle Hentai manga that you keep in your backpack. Mention to carry it with you everywhere you go.

7) Say "I like Dragonball Z."

6) Stare vacantly at her chest, especially since chances are her costume is going to feature alot of cleavage.

5) Stare vacantly at her chest and go "Dude, I like your costume! Those breasts are really realistic!"

4) Mention that next year you are going to be cosplaying as the Overfiend.

3) Tell her that you hate "bishies" and complain loudly and at length about how animes need more men with strong chins.

2) Bitch about how shounen-ai and yaoi are double standards and if women look at them, they are hypocrites, because you get dirty looks from them every time you try to look at gay porn in front of them.

1) Say "Spike Spiegel is dead!"

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-19 04:00pm

Heh.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-07-19 05:16pm

Looks useful next time I'm at an Anime Con I'll do just that.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-19 05:40pm

You know...

Bad idea

Really bad idea

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-19 05:48pm

Show her 101 Things to do with a Dead Totoro.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-19 05:50pm

Durran Korr wrote:Show her 101 Things to do with a Dead Totoro.

Wow. That is incredibly sick. I approve.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-19 06:38pm

Why not "just ignore them and leave them alone?"

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-19 06:39pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why not "just ignore them and leave them alone?"

Because that isn't any fun...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-19 06:42pm

Well, it's certainly better than being a dick going around and insulting/annoying random women for no reason.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-19 06:45pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, it's certainly better than being a dick going around and insulting/annoying random women for no reason.

It's only used on the ones that are following you around and refuse to go away. I think it was stated at the beginning of the thread.

Not that it matters because IT'S A JOKE!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-19 06:47pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, it's certainly better than being a dick going around and insulting/annoying random women for no reason.

Hrm... you seem to misunderstand. The idea is that they are the types that follow you around and aren't leaving you alone, which seems to happen to me about once a convention, which inspired a humor thread. You know, humor? It isn't "insulting/annoying random women". So pull the damn stick out of your ass or/and shut your self-righteous trap.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-19 06:50pm

Gee... now if this would only work on the Cosplay MEN, who feel they have to shove their ugly arses into cute little Sailor Moon costumes.

Especially when the men in question follow Corp. Nobbs' version of the Law of Narrative.

The Law of Narrative says that any man dressing as a woman shall be seen as lovely and desireable by certain men. Corp. Nobbs was the exception.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-19 06:52pm

LadyTevar wrote:Gee... now if this would only work on the Cosplay MEN, who feel they have to shove their ugly arses into cute little Sailor Moon costumes.

Especially when the men in question follow Corp. Nobbs' version of the Law of Narrative.

There are guys who wear Sailor Moon costumes.

(Please keep any images you may have to yourself.)

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-19 06:53pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Gee... now if this would only work on the Cosplay MEN, who feel they have to shove their ugly arses into cute little Sailor Moon costumes.

Especially when the men in question follow Corp. Nobbs' version of the Law of Narrative.
There are guys who wear Sailor Moon costumes.

(Please keep any images you may have to yourself.)

Yes, Cyran. There are. And I can't share images, because the are burned into my brain, yet the camera refused to capture them.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-19 06:55pm

LadyTevar wrote:Gee... now if this would only work on the Cosplay MEN, who feel they have to shove their ugly arses into cute little Sailor Moon costumes.

Especially when the men in question follow Corp. Nobbs' version of the Law of Narrative.

The Law of Narrative says that any man dressing as a woman shall be seen as lovely and desireable by certain men. Corp. Nobbs was the exception.

Heh heh... reminds me of what my friend Suzy said about those guy. She went on a long tirade about them and ended it with "Plus, those bastards walk better in heels than I do and that really pisses me the hell off!"

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-19 06:56pm

Well excuse me for never having had the oppertunity to be followed around by women...

And I do have a sense of humour: it's just that they didn't make me laugh. None of these seemed to be funny to me (but I've never found sophomoric smartass-isms to be very funny, anyway). Just sounds like they would leave you with either a hollow victory when they decide you're a jerk and leave, or would leave you with a rather pissed off individual in your face. Just saying that I'd think it'd be better to just tell them to go away until they did so.

Allow me to depart and allow you to continue with your sophorisms, then.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-19 07:03pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well excuse me for never having had the oppertunity to be followed around by women...

And I do have a sense of humour: it's just that they didn't make me laugh. None of these seemed to be funny to me (but I've never found sophomoric smartass-isms to be very funny, anyway). Just sounds like they would leave you with either a hollow victory when they decide you're a jerk and leave, or would leave you with a rather pissed off individual in your face. Just saying that I'd think it'd be better to just tell them to go away until they did so.

Allow me to depart and allow you to continue with your sophorisms, then.

Or more likely you misread the opening post, became a self-righteous twat, got called on it by two seperate people, and are now trying to make up for it by attempting to act like the thread isn't funny in the first place IE sour grapes.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-19 07:10pm

Fine, I admit that I did slightly misread the OP. But it is true that I've never found the concept of being a smartass or a jerk to people to be at all humourous. All I'm saying now is that I personally don't think it's funny.

Sorry for being a dick about it, though.

Have a nice day and all...

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-19 07:17pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Gee... now if this would only work on the Cosplay MEN, who feel they have to shove their ugly arses into cute little Sailor Moon costumes.
Heh heh... reminds me of what my friend Suzy said about those guy. She went on a long tirade about them and ended it with "Plus, those bastards walk better in heels than I do and that really pisses me the hell off!"

Oh, trust me.. he couldn't even to *that* right.

Both he and his costume looking like it'd not been washed in DAYS. If not longer.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-07-20 12:19am

I hope there's some good cosplay at the Candian National Anime Expo, because I plan on taking a camera.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-07-20 04:48pm

I can only imagine what'll happen at AXNY/BAAF.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-21 12:15am

Gil Hamilton wrote: 5) Stare vacantly at her chest and go "Dude, I like your costume! Those breasts are really realistic!"

I like that one the best.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-21 12:57am

Talk to them for a bit tell them your name is Rav Cav and ask them where the snuff anime is

Or better yet tell the you have a bottle of jack a live sqiud and a vid cam and invite them over for a drink

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-07-21 01:57am

bah, you guys just dont know the right cosplayers.

*goes back to conversation with Ashley*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-21 02:26am

Strangely Since I was always going as either "Dim", The Doctor or a Dalek, it was no problem.

Now Irony is assisting an underaged female cosplayer in a problem of unwated sexually harrassining male attention while dressed up as a chraacter from "A Clockwork Orange"....

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