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Psssh, the GNOMICON WaterJet has a warrenty of up to 12,000 years. These babies are made to last!Captain_Cyran wrote:*Whistles, walking away with an important part of the WaterJet. About 100 kilometers out the WaterJet stalls, tips over, and explodes.* So much for that gnome.
You mess with my job again gnome...and it won't be pretty.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Psssh, the GNOMICON WaterJet has a warrenty of up to 12,000 years. These babies are made to last!Captain_Cyran wrote:*Whistles, walking away with an important part of the WaterJet. About 100 kilometers out the WaterJet stalls, tips over, and explodes.* So much for that gnome.
*replaces WaterJet; adds bumbper-sticker that reads: IF YOU ARE A BLACK MAGE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, IT'S TOO LATE THERE'S ALREADY A KNIFE IN YOUR THROAT*
*sees giant blue wave of energy rushing up his tail, sees as it smacks into the WaterJet and shouts in glee as it propells the WaterJet thousands of miles per hour, pushes it along the sea at incredible speeds creating massive tidal wave it its midst...after many hours of fastness, the beam dissapears inot he void...and DGG is very tired*Captain_Cyran wrote:You mess with my job again gnome...and it won't be pretty.
*Waits till the Waterski is off-shore and far away, Hadokens the WaterSki* Was there a bumpersticker on that, I couldn't tell...
*A SLAM blows the waterjet apart after it strays onto a open firing range*Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Psssh, the GNOMICON WaterJet has a warrenty of up to 12,000 years. These babies are made to last!
*replaces WaterJet; adds bumbper-sticker that reads: IF YOU ARE A BLACK MAGE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, IT'S TOO LATE THERE'S ALREADY A KNIFE IN YOUR THROAT*
*Or at least, that would've happened had not the WaterJet been hundreds of miles out at sea thanks to Cyran's super-neato Hadoken propulsion system: Gets you where you gotta go fast!*Sea Skimmer wrote:*A SLAM blows the waterjet apart after it strays onto a open firing range*
Unfortunately for you the warranty only covers normal ware and tear, rather then hostile fire.
I get PAID for hadokening things? Sounds like a deal, hey this could be a new era of piece between Black Mages and Gnomes.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*sees giant blue wave of energy rushing up his tail, sees as it smacks into the WaterJet and shouts in glee as it propells the WaterJet thousands of miles per hour, pushes it along the sea at incredible speeds creating massive tidal wave it its midst...after many hours of fastness, the beam dissapears inot he void...and DGG is very tired*Captain_Cyran wrote:You mess with my job again gnome...and it won't be pretty.
*Waits till the Waterski is off-shore and far away, Hadokens the WaterSki* Was there a bumpersticker on that, I couldn't tell...
Dude, Cyran, that was awesome!!! We could totally use you on the team: Cyran Water Propulsion Expert. Huh? Sound good? You get to Hadoken stuff!!!
What, you don't get enough money from stabbing old men in blue coats?Captain_Cyran wrote:I get PAID for hadokening things? Sounds like a deal, hey this could be a new era of piece between Black Mages and Gnomes.
Hate to break it to you bud, but that is where the live fire range is. It's more than a hundred miles offshore.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*Or at least, that would've happened had not the WaterJet been hundreds of miles out at sea thanks to Cyran's super-neato Hadoken propulsion system: Gets you where you gotta go fast!*Sea Skimmer wrote:*A SLAM blows the waterjet apart after it strays onto a open firing range*
Unfortunately for you the warranty only covers normal ware and tear, rather then hostile fire.
Shut up and get back in your cardboard boxes. Damn uppity gnomes, still haven't learned their place.RogueIce wrote:And, apparently, there will be a lot of unprovoked attacks on Gnomes in this village.
We should start a civil rights campaign. We're being oppressed!
Rascism! Blatant, unadulterated rascism! I'll have you know that my civil rights lawyers are ready to deploy at any moment, to any legal hotspot on the planet and break out the "BEEG KABOOMEYS". Ask yourself, do you wanna be sitting in a courtroom next to one of those?Captain_Cyran wrote:Shut up and get back in your cardboard boxes. Damn uppity gnomes, still haven't learned their place.
I have Thief, Red Mage, and Fighter on my lawyer team. Do you REALLY think you can defeat a team like that?Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Rascism! Blatant, unadulterated rascism! I'll have you know that my civil rights lawyers are ready to deploy at any moment, to any legal hotspot on the planet and break out the "BEEG KABOOMEYS". Ask yourself, do you wanna be sitting in a courtroom next to one of those?Captain_Cyran wrote:Shut up and get back in your cardboard boxes. Damn uppity gnomes, still haven't learned their place.
*millions of Gnomes take to the streets of Essdeedahtnetville in peaceful marches singing "Freedom" protected from any rascist attacks by the Essdeedahtnetville Police Department staffed by the SuperMods who are, naturally, open and fair minded and above blatent rascist and prejudicial Gnome attacks*Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Rascism! Blatant, unadulterated rascism! I'll have you know that my civil rights lawyers are ready to deploy at any moment, to any legal hotspot on the planet and break out the "BEEG KABOOMEYS". Ask yourself, do you wanna be sitting in a courtroom next to one of those?Captain_Cyran wrote:Shut up and get back in your cardboard boxes. Damn uppity gnomes, still haven't learned their place.
Yeah, I say we make them sit in front of our lawns with no pay like they did in the old days! Until the day gnomes run this city, I will consider them to be no more than lawn ornaments! (Looks out window to see dozens of gnomes closing in on my house) I take that back. Now I only want to force them into a gnome ghetto.Captain_Cyran wrote:Shut up and get back in your cardboard boxes. Damn uppity gnomes, still haven't learned their place.RogueIce wrote:And, apparently, there will be a lot of unprovoked attacks on Gnomes in this village.
We should start a civil rights campaign. We're being oppressed!
Unfortunately, the mass Gnome movement on the streets causes theRogueIce wrote: *millions of Gnomes take to the streets of Essdeedahtnetville in peaceful marches singing "Freedom" protected from any rascist attacks by the Essdeedahtnetville Police Department staffed by the SuperMods who are, naturally, open and fair minded and above blatent rascist and prejudicial Gnome attacks*
LOL!! You're so cute. Just make sure you warn the town clutz about the abundance of mirrors you'll have, unless you want he/she/it to have 23057943819847 years of bad luck.Durandal wrote:Durandal's Beauty Parlor.
I think the official religion would be ass sex myself, though.Connor MacLeod wrote:If this idea hasn't already been suggested:
I believe the official religion would be porn, and that the churches of the village would be replaced with porn stores.
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