Batgirl in the following scenarios...

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-07-20 12:23pm

Scenario One- Batgirl is transported to Ankh-Morpork where she's required to sneak into the Assassin's Guild and steal something form the Headmaster's desk. She then has to break into Vime's house and place it on to his desk without being discovered. Can she do it?

Scenario Two- Batgirl's tranpsported to the Posleen-verse Earth during the battle of Rabun Gap. She has with her none of her regular equipment, but she does have an M-4 carbine with sixty rounds of ammo, along with ten hand grenades. She also has AID, which won't allow her to contact any of the human forces, but while allow her three hours warning of any incoming nukes to her immediate area.

Scattered about the battlefield are 30-round magazines for the M-4, one being placed in every two square miles.

Her objective is to kill six hundred Posleen without being killed in turn. Can she accomplish it?

Scenario Three- She's transported to Planet P with a tank of oxygen and mask, with nothing else but a katana. She has to kill ten warrior bugs. Can she?

Scenario Four- She's put in charge of the Fourth Invasion Fleet from Ender's Game. Can she win the war?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-20 12:41pm

I know in the third one she gets her ass kicked horribly. If we are using the book warriors anyway.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-20 01:24pm

Which Batgirl?

The Old one whose now crippled for life, or the perky new one whose a pre-teen Ninja?

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-07-20 02:43pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Which Batgirl?

The Old one whose now crippled for life, or the perky new one whose a pre-teen Ninja?

Considering the old Batgirl now calls herself Oracle, I'm going to have to say the new 'leather-fetish mask' Batgirl.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-07-20 03:00pm

For number 2 she will meet downeys dogs and vimes dragons....

reality time, we do know that vimes has lots of traps as does downey around their ofiices there might be something there that might slip her such as the slippy rungs on the walls and so forth , as shown in feet of clay vimes has prediected where assins or no do gooders will enter his office ,via the window and hes placed trips traps and the usauls stuff around that way of entering his office as this is always open him being a hands on person...

dunno about one or three...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-20 03:21pm

I highly doubt anyone with less skill than the Patrician himself could sneak into Vimes' house undetected.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-07-20 03:26pm

I thought someone had sneaked in before that was one of the probelms , but i think that particuler event ended with detritis fireing that rather large crossbow....

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-20 03:28pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:I know in the third one she gets her ass kicked horribly. If we are using the book warriors anyway.

Hell, even the movie bugs could probably do it.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2003-07-20 04:16pm

antitrek wrote:I thought someone had sneaked in before that was one of the probelms , but i think that particuler event ended with detritis fireing that rather large crossbow....

Not into his house.

People have tried, and usually have to be collected from the cesspit the next morning.

He's now one of the assassins guild's 'untouchables' (I.e. the fee required to off him is so high no-one can afford to pay it)

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-07-20 04:18pm

I thought the old watch saying was " dont chuck people in the cacky if there your freinds."

i sopose the cesspit was nice with the butler coming with a cup of tea....

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-07-21 12:22am

Cosmic Average wrote:Scenario One- Batgirl is transported to Ankh-Morpork where she's required to sneak into the Assassin's Guild and steal something form the Headmaster's desk. She then has to break into Vime's house and place it on to his desk without being discovered. Can she do it?

No idea

Scenario Two- Batgirl's tranpsported to the Posleen-verse Earth during the battle of Rabun Gap. She has with her none of her regular equipment, but she does have an M-4 carbine with sixty rounds of ammo, along with ten hand grenades. She also has AID, which won't allow her to contact any of the human forces, but while allow her three hours warning of any incoming nukes to her immediate area.

Scattered about the battlefield are 30-round magazines for the M-4, one being placed in every two square miles.

Her objective is to kill six hundred Posleen without being killed in turn. Can she accomplish it?

Same here

Scenario Three- She's transported to Planet P with a tank of oxygen and mask, with nothing else but a katana. She has to kill ten warrior bugs. Can she?

Movie MI: no. It took sustined fire from a machinun to kill a bug. A katana won't be able to penetrate the armor.

Book MI: Only on the day when the Federation beats the Empire, which is aided massively by the Culture.

Scenario Four- She's put in charge of the Fourth Invasion Fleet from Ender's Game. Can she win the war?

Nope. She can be one of Ender's lieutenants at best.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-07-21 03:16am

Where's the scenario where Batgirl fights Wonder Woman ... only to discover that they share a burning passion?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-07-21 03:18am

Darth Wong wrote:Where's the scenario where Batgirl fights Wonder Woman ... only to discover that they share a burning passion?

You forgot Trinity.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-07-21 03:18am

Darth Wong wrote:Where's the scenario where Batgirl fights Wonder Woman ... only to discover that they share a burning passion?

Bow chica bow wow.

*marks this thread for capture my his special Monkey operatives*

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-07-21 03:24am

Who here figured that Mike would come here at some point and pervert the thread *Raises hand*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-21 03:28am

Monkey Commando's Steal thread...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-21 01:19pm

Darth Wong wrote:Where's the scenario where Batgirl fights Wonder Woman ... only to discover that they share a burning passion?

...a burning passion for BK Whoppers!

An eating contest ensues, but since Wonder Woman was trained in the ancient Amazon art of speed eating, she dusts Batgirl. *munch munch munch*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-21 01:34pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Where's the scenario where Batgirl fights Wonder Woman ... only to discover that they share a burning passion?
...a burning passion for BK Whoppers!

An eating contest ensues, but since Wonder Woman was trained in the ancient Amazon art of speed eating, she dusts Batgirl. *munch munch munch*

Ah what it was like when I was as naive as that.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-21 02:01pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Ah what it was like when I was as naive as that.

You think I didn't know what he meant? A Batgirl/Wonder Woman eating contest is funnier, especially in reference to the previous line.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-21 02:16pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Ah what it was like when I was as naive as that.
You think I didn't know what he meant? A Batgirl/Wonder Woman eating contest is funnier, especially in reference to the previous line.

Note the wink, I realized it. And yes I'm sure that it would be a...most interesting sight.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-21 02:45pm

I wouldn't mind some Wonder woman/batgirl action.

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-07-21 04:23pm

thecreech wrote:I wouldn't mind some Wonder woman/batgirl action.

No way; Wonder's Woman far faster, stronger, and more durable. She'd cream Batgirl.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-21 04:51pm

Cosmic Average wrote:
thecreech wrote:I wouldn't mind some Wonder woman/batgirl action.
No way; Wonder's Woman far faster, stronger, and more durable. She'd cream Batgirl.

I'd say she knows a few more things about pleasuring women...given she comes an island of immortal babes. I mean think of the orgies that place has.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-21 04:59pm

Ghost Rider wrote:I'd say she knows a few more things about pleasuring women...given she comes an island of immortal babes. I mean think of the orgies that place has.

I am thinking about it right now

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-21 05:01pm

thecreech wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:I'd say she knows a few more things about pleasuring women...given she comes an island of immortal babes. I mean think of the orgies that place has.
I am thinking about it right now

Well, there goes my mind off on a tangent...I don't think it's coming back from this one...

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