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discovered in burned house.If you`re going to grow pot in your house make sure the house is fireproof
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Same thing happened here in Ottawa last week. A house burned down and when the firefighters went to the basement they found about $1,000,000 worth of pot plants.
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i bet the neighborhood and the firefighters were having a jolly good time at THOSE fires
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Enigma wrote:Same thing happened here in Ottawa last week. A house burned down and when the firefighters went to the basement they found about $1,000,000 worth of pot plants.
Correction, $750,000 worth...

Correction, $500,000 worth...

Correction, $250,000 worth...

Correction, there was no pot in the basement.
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Heh. Foolishly, I misunderstood the thread title. :oops:

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heh. seems like all the stupid people live in the Ontario/Montreal Region (think back to the thread with the dad who left his daughter in the car a few days ago...)
MOVE to the prairies, people!
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Matt7 wrote:heh. seems like all the stupid people live in the Ontario/Montreal Region (think back to the thread with the dad who left his daughter in the car a few days ago...)
MOVE to the prairies, people!
You forgot the old geiser who ran over people in California. :roll:
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Matt7 wrote:heh. seems like all the stupid people live in the Ontario/Montreal Region (think back to the thread with the dad who left his daughter in the car a few days ago...)
MOVE to the prairies, people!
Of course no one does stupid things in the prairies because no one lives in the prairies! Except for the locusts.
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kojikun wrote:i bet the neighborhood and the firefighters were having a jolly good time at THOSE fires
ROFL

Next, on Channel 5! Entire community suddenly runs out of food in massive wave of hunger after abandoned shack catches fire! More to follow...
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Vorlon1701 wrote:ROFL

Next, on Channel 5! Entire community suddenly runs out of food in massive wave of hunger after abandoned shack catches fire! More to follow...
Live on.. CHANNEL 5 NEWS!

This is Bob Bobberts, reporting live from .. wherever the fuck I am.
Thousands of citizens have rushed into the smoke of a house fire now
believed to have contained kilos upon kilos of marijuana. Something of a
local crisis as all the poptarts in local supermarkets have been all sold out.
All attempts to put out the fire have been nullified by the crowds of people constantly setting light to the house. There are also rumors that there is a
large glass object with water and petroleum jelly inside being constructed near the blaze.
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Ever seen The Simpsons episode where the town burns all the marijuana it has publicly? The crowd begins inhaling deeply, and Wiggum says something to the effect of, "Those fumes are too enjoyable ... throw some of that barber hair on the fire!"
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kojikun wrote:This is Bob Bobberts, reporting live from .. wherever the fuck I am.
Thousands of citizens have rushed into the smoke of a house fire now
believed to have contained kilos upon kilos of marijuana. Something of a
local crisis as all the poptarts in local supermarkets have been all sold out.
All attempts to put out the fire have been nullified by the crowds of people constantly setting light to the house. There are also rumors that there is a
large glass object with water and petroleum jelly inside being constructed near the blaze.
It'd be more like this ...

This is Bob Bobberts reporting from ... dude stop it <snicker>
No seriously, I'm reporting from the town of -- dude! Stop it; you're making me crack up. Holy shit, are we like, live man?
Oh yeah, we're all alive, but are we like live? Dude the boss is gonna be soooooo pissed! This is too fucking funny man.

Fuck the establishment!

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You thought that one person ate a lot when they had the munchies, imagine the food shortages caused by an entire town inhaling the smoke and getting high.
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Wanna know something funny? The DEA actually DOES burn all the drugs they confiscate. All of them go into furnaces. Seriously.
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I'd pay to se footage of the birds flying over that chimney on trash day :twisted: .
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