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Everyone knows the fifth element is... uh... love! Or a hot chick dressed in tape who speaks gibberish... whatever...
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Our world in in peril...
Gaia, spirit of the Earth, can longer stand the destruction
plaguing our planet...
She sends 5 magic rings to 5 special young people...
For Kwame in Africa, with the power of Earth
From North America, Wheeler with the power of fire
From Europe, Linka with the power of wind
From Asia, Gi with the power of water
From South America, Mati with the power of heart...
When the 5 powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest
champion...Captain Planet!
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Captain Planet, he's our hero, gonna take poluttion down to zero. He's our powers magnified, and he's fighting on the planet's side... "By your powers combined I am Captain Planet!"
You forgot...

We're the Planeteers, you can be one too!
Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!
Looting and polluting is not the way...
Here's what Captain Planet has to say..

"The power is yours!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Damn article, I read it and now I find that I like the show. Bastards!
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The show had enough celebrity voices....

David Warner, Meg Ryan, Ed Asner, Whoopi Goldberg, Margot Kidder, Louis Gossett Jr., Martin Sheen, Tim Curry....

And LeVar Burton for the African kid.

Bah, Captain Planet was a boy scout pussy, but Captain Pollution was fuckin' hilarious with that "evil surfer dude" voice. :twisted:
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We have this theory going, that all the real elements had uses, but the Heart ring was really only good for a handful of things, monkey butlers, slavery and certain actions still punishable by UK law... the horror, the horror.
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Death from the Sea wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*SMACK*
Hey! that hurt....


Hey look before there was the Star Wars kid, there was this fat guy.....

http://www.mid.tec.sc.us/humanities/images/cap1.jpg

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http://www.mid.tec.sc.us/humanities/gre ... l_2001.htm
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The_Lumberjack wrote:We have this theory going, that all the real elements had uses, but the Heart ring was really only good for a handful of things, monkey butlers, slavery and certain actions still punishable by UK law... the horror, the horror.
Well he always did have that monkey on his shoulder....hmmm :wink:
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The_Lumberjack wrote:We have this theory going, that all the real elements had uses, but the Heart ring was really only good for a handful of things, monkey butlers, slavery and certain actions still punishable by UK law... the horror, the horror.
Monkey knife fights?
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Chimp love slaves :twisted:
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darthdavid wrote:Chimp love slaves :twisted:
No offense, but I'd rather have monkey knife fights than a chimp love slave.

But, what you do with your monkey is your own business.
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generator_g1 wrote: Our world in in peril...
Gaia, spirit of the Earth, can longer stand the destruction
plaguing our planet...
She sends 5 magic rings to 5 special young people...
For Kwame in Africa, with the power of Earth
From North America, Wheeler with the power of fire
From Europe, Linka with the power of wind
From Asia, Gi with the power of water
From South America, Mati with the power of heart...
When the 5 powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest
champion...Captain Planet!
I find it amusing that despite coming from all over the world, everyone speaks damn good English.
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OO the planeteers and the villans never thought to hire a guy with a scoped 30-06 to remove there problem
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Typhonis 1 wrote:OO the planeteers and the villans never thought to hire a guy with a scoped 30-06 to remove there problem
Who needs a gun, just trick captain retarded into flying over any major city. The smog and car fumes will do the rest
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Typhonis 1 wrote:OO the planeteers and the villans never thought to hire a guy with a scoped 30-06 to remove there problem
It's much easier to create crappy villains than to have to make a bunch of kids realistic, but yet able to beat evil masterminds time and time again.
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hmmm maybe maybe not he has some resistance to polution.....cover his globe symbol with paint that needs thinner to remove
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Set up an eco mess at the russian dumping grounds for old nuclear subs. Even if the blue buffoon can live long enough to do any good the kids all get cancer and die in about a year.
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Oh and a comprimise. We have a monkey knife fight and the victor becomes the monkey love slave. Ok?
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Or of course we could go for humorous methods of removing those sillt "eco-centric" ideas out of those dumb Planeteers. We should place them in the paths of extreme natural occurences of their own powers. For example:
Drop Kwamee(sp? Oh who cares...) off in the middle of an earthquake that's pretty damn high on the richter scale. Drop the asian chick either in front of a Tsunami or drop her into a violent whirpool. The russian chick can be left in the path of a class 3-4 tornado. For the dumb, white boy....ahhh leave him alone. He'd be too stupid to comprehend the lesson anyway. And for that little kid with the heart thingy....God, i don't know. What the hell would you do with him?

Anyway, the point is that if they survive, keyword: if, they will hopefully see how much nature can suck and begin to piss on nature with the rest of the polluting trash (which, judging from the cartoon, would be us).
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Mutant Headcrab wrote:And for that little kid with the heart thingy....God, i don't know. What the hell would you do with him?
Sell him to a Thai whore house. He'll get all the "love" he can stand. Maybe they'll use biodegradable lube.
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force him to watch 5000 hours of Barney and Friends with Telletubbies on top
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As for Linka hmmm a little Spanish Fly in Wheelers fruit juice will take care of her
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Durran Korr wrote:Ah, my favorite example of American eco-Stalinism, Captain Planet. That review kicks all kinds of ass, Spanky.
So, you see Captian Planet for what he truly is. Thank Heaven I'm not the only one.
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RedImperator wrote:
Mutant Headcrab wrote:And for that little kid with the heart thingy....God, i don't know. What the hell would you do with him?
Sell him to a Thai whore house. He'll get all the "love" he can stand. Maybe they'll use biodegradable lube.
That's tasteless and disgusting. I approve.
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Nah posibility he might have fun. First you've got to infect all of the tai whores with stds. Then send him in. He'll be loved to death. :twisted:
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