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Greetings

Post by TheAtheistKing »

Hello,

I am new here, so I am sure it will take me awhile to get accustomed to the site. My interests are mainly math, physics, and logic, so I will probably stick to these topics exclusively. Some would say i am a physicist, but I would say I am the universe.
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Howdy TAK, welcome to sd.net 8)
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Hello, Im a super-moderator. Which means that, to you, I'm GOD. Lousy atheists 8)
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Post by darthdavid »

POKE

*edit* My first poke and it feels GOOD!*edit*
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Post by Rye »

Oh yeah, i completely forgot.

::CURIOUS ORANGE POKE OF DEATH::

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Welcome

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Poke
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Most people here poke, I on the other hand.

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Gridefiredoken. Bye bye.

Welcome by the way, have a great time.
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welcome TAK to our not-so-humble place where our e-souls currently reside.
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Rye wrote:Oh yeah, i completely forgot.

::CURIOUS ORANGE POKE OF DEATH::

<snip>


..... that is an interesting picture
-monster
my sig is totaly lonely now =(
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Post by Coyote »

Welcome! With a name like that, you'll do well here.

Pokety-poke to you.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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Post by Equinox2003 »

*POKE*

Welcome to SD.net. :lol:
Hey, the first time I have poked a newcomer.
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Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

Wow, I get to use this twice today:

NEWB ALERT!

*Arms RPP-Rocket Proppelled Poke-braces over shoulder, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Wow, I get to use this twice today:

NEWB ALERT!

*Arms RPP-Rocket Proppelled Poke-braces over shoulder, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

-Our Leader, Darth Garden Gnome, from the Center of Propaganda, Gnomania
*Smacks the gnome* Oh come on we are already going through this. Join either HAB or the Mages, if you join the Gnomes you're just cannon fodder.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks the gnome* Oh come on we are already going through this. Join either HAB or the Mages, if you join the Gnomes you're just cannon fodder.
Even if he is right (IF!!) you do get to meet MC Hammer only if you join the Gnomish Hordes!

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Post by David »

Rye that's f'in scary.
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Post by darthdavid »

Today rocks. First poke and first time doing THIS.

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Imperial Intelligence Agency
Imperial Detachment N4318T
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MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD
Subject: Welcome


Newbie:

Welcome to StarDestroyer.net. You have volunteered service within the Galactic Empire, and your conduct on this board will be IAW standards set forth by the moderators and owner of said board. Breach of those terms will result in your immediate arrest, interrogation, and subsequent execution. Let me take this opportunity to welcome you to Imperial service.


Serve the Empire!



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Welcome and have a Hawaiin Punch
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Post by Coyote »

Fuckin' awesome, Hamel!

8) :lol: :D
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Post by fgalkin »

Don't troll, or I'll take your ass down. Oh and a
Grid-fire Poke!

Have a very nice day.
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Post by Dorsk 81 »

I've never poked a newbie before and I'm not about to start now.

POKE

Oh wait. I just did.
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Post by DPDarkPrimus »

*POKE*

"What? You're not my king! I didn't vote for you!"
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Post by Dorsk 81 »

DPDarkPrimus wrote:*POKE*

"What? You're not my king! I didn't vote for you!"
"You don't vote for Kings!" (I'm kinda assumng that a M.P. reference...)
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Post by darthdavid »

Come on you pansie, i'll bite your bloody ankles off!
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darthdavid wrote:Come on you pansie, i'll bite your bloody ankles off!
Actualy its "You yellow bastard, come back and take what coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!"
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