Masturbation

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-21 07:00am

Back to the question at hand (pun intended). I started masturbating at seven years old, because it felt good, and didn't shoot a load until I was nine years old. I used to (and sometimes still do) use it as a sleep aid. It is easier to fall to sleep after shooting a load.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-07-21 07:02am

That's an interesting phenomenon: Masturbatory guilt. Are you from a fundie household?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-21 07:08am

Superman wrote:That's an interesting phenomenon: Masturbatory guilt. Are you from a fundie household?

No, my family is rather inactive on religion, in hindsight I don't know why I felt bad. My first time was in fact an accident.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-07-21 07:31am

Hmmm, I wonder what purpose masturbatory guilt serves(d). You know? Why did mother nature decide to make some men feel guilty about it?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-21 07:34am

Superman wrote:Hmmm, I wonder what purpose masturbatory guilt serves(d). You know? Why did mother nature decide to make some men feel guilty about it?

Something akin to a conscience possibly, thats some 400 million potential humans that will never be.

Every sperm is sacred...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-07-21 07:38am

That's interesting but no amount of guilt is going to override the drive for getting off. That's the odd thing about it. Imagine a bunch of primates running around the forest. Why would they feel guilty after masturbating? It must be some kind of side effect of conscience since it doesn't stop any rational guy from doing it.

Religion can sure capitalize on it, though...

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-07-21 09:12am

On topic, since I was 12 or 13 (can't remember exactly).

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-21 03:42pm

I doubt the guilt is inherent. One doesn't need to explicitly be told "This is bad!" to pick up subtle clues from society. I wasn't, and I would feel guilty if I masturbated long enough. I've gotten over that, thankfully.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-07-21 03:57pm

Gandalf wrote:I discovered it when I was 15. I felt so guilty.

I was 12. Fucking Catholicism made me feel guilty and dirty and made me keep trying to quit!

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-21 04:00pm

Since 8th grade

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-07-21 04:15pm

Since about 8th grade. Strangely, I don't remember having a guilty conscience about it. I guess my thinking was, "Hey, I'm not having sex before marriage." Then I went and had sex and I didn't feel guilty about that, either.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-21 04:56pm

Ummmm.... 12?

I dunno...

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-07-21 05:23pm

well we know americans eat 18 acres of pizza a day, i wonder how much sperm we waste daily

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-21 06:10pm

Since I was 13. (I wish I had started earlier so I could enjoy the bliss of the never-ending orgasm.

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Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-21 06:14pm

When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-21 06:17pm

Durran Korr wrote:When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.

Holy shit!!!

Can you fill an 8oz cup with it now?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-07-21 06:17pm

4 maybe ear;ier, I do know I had been doing it along time when I was five though.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-21 06:21pm

Straha wrote:4 maybe earlier, I do know I had been doing it along time when I was five though.

LOL kewl.

BTW I fixed your misstruck key (the ; instead of l error) in the quote.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-21 06:31pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.
Holy shit!!!

Can you fill an 8oz cup with it now?

Acutally, thats not that impressive when you consider that toilet paper is pretty damn thin, and doesn't absorb moisture as well as other paper towels.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-21 06:34pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.
Holy shit!!!

Can you fill an 8oz cup with it now?

Nope, I clean the pipes on a regular enough basis to where I'm never overstocked.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-21 06:39pm

When i was 14 just before i was 15.

When people were doing it at like 5...it worked? I thought it only worked in puberty-type time.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-21 06:41pm

Durran Korr wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.
Holy shit!!!

Can you fill an 8oz cup with it now?
Nope, I clean the pipes on a regular enough basis to where I'm never overstocked.

Oh ok.

Same here!

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-07-21 07:25pm

Rye wrote:When i was 14 just before i was 15.

When people were doing it at like 5...it worked? I thought it only worked in puberty-type time.

It felt good, not great, and had a prolonged effect.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-07-21 09:13pm

Started with it when I was twelve, didn't get into it until I was thirteen and came the first time.
I too, felt religious inspired guilt. Grew out of it. Boy, did I ever grow out of it!

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-21 10:24pm

As stated earlier, started when I was 7 and came for the first time when I was 9 (I was always a precocious child).

As for the guilt, I never felt any. Nothing felt more natural in fact, even though I was taught it was wrong, and my father threatened to cut it (my cock) off when my mother caught me when I was 14. I had read enough by then to realize dear ole Dad was archaic in his thinking and that masturbation is perfectly normal.